Genetically Modified, Caffeine-Free Coffee 87
pyrrho writes: "Coffee, Genetic Modifications... perfect for Slashdot. Kona Coffee Growers want to ban GM Coffee from the "Big Island". If you think your are for GM coffee... keep in mind they are trying to grow a type of coffee without caffeine! So, think again(tm). It might be different if they were trying to double the caffeine."
There are some things (Score:1)
Re:There are some things (Score:2)
GM foods are completely safe unless a poison is introduced (NEW!! Nightshade enhanced brocolli!!!) or an allergen is introduced. DNA codes for proteins. That's all it does. Now, scientists usualy know what protein the gene they are splicing in codes for. So GM foods are very safe.
Why the big concern over GM (Score:2, Insightful)
I understand that the caffeine that is removed from decaf goes into other products, so this removes a potential revenue source. However, I don't know if the cost of removal is higher or lower than the value of the caffeine.
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:4, Insightful)
This doesn't mean that GM is bad, or that Kona coffee growers aren't more concerned with the purity of their brand than their crop, just that we should proceed with care [ama-assn.org].
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:2)
1) The Canadian farmer had investigated Roundup-Ready crops, and decided that they cost too much.
2) The Canadian farmer planted a field, and used Roundup as his sole means of weed control, which would have killed any non-Roundup-Ready plants. He still managed to bring in a full crop, which means that his entire field was Roundup-Ready and, because only a total moron would spray something that would kill his crop, the farmer knew it was Roundup-Ready.
3) The farmer used seeds from the crop to plant the next year's crop, and used Roundup alone again.
4) Monsanto sued him
5) The Canadian farmer claimed in court that he didn't acquire the seed illegally, but that it must have been seed that fell off the truck.
6) The Canadian courts ruled that even in the incredibly unlikely event that the farmer's entire field was accidentally planted with Roundup-Ready seed, #2 proved he knew he was growing a Roundup-Ready crop and #1 established that he knew that he was violating Monsanto's patent when he planted the seed the next year.
In short, the farmer was lying through his teeth, the court knew it, and the court smacked him down.
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:1)
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:1)
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:2)
HuH? Either the GM-hacked coffee cross-pollinates with unmodded coffee, or it doesn't.
If there's no cross-pollination, then there's no risk of the GM-hacked coffee making it into the wild.
If there is cross-pollination, aren't you contradicting yourself? How can introducing new genes into the pool "destroy biodiversity"? The very definition of "biodiversity" makes it an inherent contradiction.
(The real question about GMing coffee not to produce caffeine is "Why bother? What self-respecting geek drinks decaf anyways? Maybe if they can make g3n3-h4x0r3d c0ff33 with more caffeine, I'll be interested.")
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:1)
The threat to biodiversity the article referred to the "squeezing out" of other organisms--the threat is that the GMed plants will multiply quickly and rob nutrients from other organisms. Where there used to be a balance of power, GMed crops might create a monopoly; instead of having a field with lots of plants, you've got a poop-load of mutant corn.
That's not automatically a bad thing. But saying "sure, release whatever you want into the environment and let consumers decide!" seems more than shortsighted.
PS> It doesn't matter to me, I don't like coffee. I drink tea: the anti-h4xor beverage.
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:1)
Some properties (disease or bug resistance for example) may or may not offer enough benefits to outweight the disadvantages (plant growing Bt may, for example, use bit less energy to do so, when natural version doesn't, and not do so well against it when it's not given fertilizers any more).
In this case, it's clearly even more unlikely, caffeine production hasn't evolved into caffee plants by change, or it would've disappeared already, thus decaf'd plants are not as competitive as existing ones, and can not threaten other organisms.
What happened to the hybrids? (Score:1)
Re:Why the big concern over GM (Score:1)
Making agriculture dependent on GM food is to make 3rd world countries even more dependent on the bottom line of multinational biotech companies.
Apart from this, I welcome GM food. For example, it should be much more healthy to drink no caffeine GM cofee than to extract the caffeine of coffee using all sorts of organic, potencially hazardous, solvents.
Increased pruductions with desisese and weather resistant plants should also produce less agricultural polution for the same crop yield.
Re:Preserving consumer choice (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Preserving consumer choice (Score:1)
And maybe pharmaceutical companies should be able to release their drugs into the marketplace without government intervention until said drugs are proven to be harmful?
I want assurances of safety before this product is sold to the public, thank you very much.
Re:Preserving consumer choice (Score:1)
Re:Preserving consumer choice (Score:1)
Re:Preserving consumer choice? (Score:1)
yup. we live in authoritarian societies; namely within the corporate authoritarian society, which government server as much as it think it can get away with.
free enterprise shouldn't be the 'basic right' of a producer unless proven his/her intended products are harmless (and no, GMO's are not proven harmless); the way we do it today is regulations through government that supposedly protects us.
yeah. live and let live. the day we all live in the fluffy neo-liberal heaven where all are equal and have equal chance to succeed in a competing marketplace of free rational agents - drop me a note.
companies are not people; that they have protection under the first amendment tells more about the intentions on the creators of that amendment than about the actual moral rights of enteties such as companies. and since this is
uhm. yeah. 'provable safe activities' such as gm & nuke power. i'll abstain to comment.
and insofar as me trying to 'ruin everybody elses' lives, well, i'd like others not trying to jeopardize the planet, our lives and our kids lives by the short term gains (which all corporations are driven by, you punter).
imho, of course : f64
Yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeah... (Score:2)
That's funny - I was just thinking:
Homer: Caffeine free coffee?!? We aren't going to stand for that, are we boys?
Lennie & Carl: No!
Homer: Let's go get them! Ouu! Pengiun Mints...
Well - (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Well - (Score:1)
Hey, you say that like drinking 96 cups of coffee in 48 hours would be a bad thing ;-)
Useless brown water (Score:3, Funny)
"It's useless warm brown water."
"Say goodbye to your will to live."
"It's what they're drinking in hell."
Apologies to David Letterman [cbs.com]
Re:Useless brown water (Score:2)
Also you'd be able to drink a cup of coffee before going to bed which many cannot do and still get to sleep.
Lastly there are some people who have acid reflux and should not have caffene, but this would give them caffene free coffee... oh and decafe coffee does have some caffene, it is just much less than regular coffee....
Louisa's Bakery & Cafe in Seattle (Score:5, Funny)
Best damn omelettes anywhere, IMO, too....
-Sean
Hey! (Score:2)
Caffeine Free Coffee (Score:5, Funny)
It's just not natural.
Re:Caffeine Free Coffee (Score:1)
Re:Caffeine Free Coffee (Score:2, Insightful)
Yep, if the oil in your engine is burning, you have got a serious problem. I don't think what's left over after that sort of fire would lubricate very well at all. Don't get me wrong, motor oil does burn, but it shouldn't be combusting in your engine. Gasoline combusts in my engine.
Re:Caffeine Free Coffee (Score:1)
Oil combusts in my engine [cyberus.ca], as it should.
If this ends up like maize in Mexico... (Score:5, Interesting)
Before you flame or down-mod me as being anti-GM or anti-futurist, review the facts [bbc.co.uk] and double-check the counter claims and rebuttals [sciam.com].
Re:If this ends up like maize in Mexico... (Score:1)
Re:If this ends up like maize in Mexico... (Score:2)
But is that true? The purpose of genetic engineering is to add new sequences which result in the expression of new features (proteins, hormones, &c) not previously found in that organism -are we agreed on this point, at least?
With crossbreeding, wild or selective, the species of the pollen/sperm/germ plasm sources need to be pretty closely related to the species which will bear the seed/fruit/offspring -otherwise it just won't take. Still with me? So, new characteristics will come about when crosses are from already related species -my understanding, anyway.
GM does an end-run around the related species "requirement" of crossbreeding, by employing techniques which splice, inject, shotgun or otherwise introduce a new sequence into the recipient species' genome. Correct? Now, from what I've read, many of the sources for the new sequences come from species that are not related to the recipient species. They sometimes don't belong to even the same phylum or order.
A quick example is the now-demised Flavr-Savr tomato -genes from the flounder fish and a bacteria species were inserted, to add shelf life and toughen the overall structure of the fruit.
Would evolution bring these specific additions about on its own, or could you obtain those sequences through crosspollinations? Doesn't seem so -it seems that if they could have, they would have. The tomato plant and the flounder would have to spend another hundred million years evolving or more before the possibility of them becoming compatible enough to exchange genetic material on their own.
So to answer your original question, it doesn't matter to me as I don't drink coffee! But the interesting thing is, whether crosspollinated or engineered, genes do escape into the wild, and the cousin species do pick up the new characteristics -even from the GM plants. That's pretty scary.
Re:If this ends up like maize in Mexico... (Score:2)
How so? Evolution takes care of its own.
For instance, I happen to think that decaf is an abomination unto my sight. Were I in the business of running a coffee plantation, and GM-hacked decaf beans started showing up, I'd (a) be pissed, (b) rip out the decaf plants, and (c) probably sue the inventors of decaf beans for the cost of replanting. The gene for decaf stops at the border of my field because I select against it.
Suppose I'm wrong, and most people prefer decaf. I can either (a) go out of business, or (b) grow decaf or less-caffeinated beans. The gene for decaf propagates, but it propagates because I choose to stay in business and select for it.
Suppose everyone's wrong, and human civilization stops. Then we're back to natural selection.
Caffeine is bitter stuff, and toxic to some insects. That may be why it evolved in coffee beans. Within a few dozen generations, predators will take advantage of the decaf beans - low-caffeine plants will have their beans eaten more often, thereby producing fewer offspring, and things will return to normal.
In the case of the Flavr-Savr tomato, the same thing applies -- I'd expect that a tomato with a tough skin and long shelf life, in the absence of human intervention, would sit on the ground and act as a tasty morsel for predators for longer periods of time than unmodded tomatoes.
Meantime, unmodded tomatoes that rot after a day or two - get their seeds into the ground faster, have their offspring germinate sooner, and have more nutrients (from the soil created after the fruit rots away) - than the Flavr-Savrs.
Farmers planting GM foods are no different than farmers who select crops for desirable traits. In neither case are farmers selecting traits that are advantageous to the food plants -- they're selecting for traits that are advantageous to humans.
And if you think that's somehow wrong or immoral, I suggest you research how we've directed the evolution of corn over the past 1500 years.
Re:If this ends up like maize in Mexico... (Score:1)
Whats the point? (Score:2, Funny)
Penguins. (Score:1)
Optimistically, a good thing (Score:1)
---"I'll have a half decaf, half double-expresso with half non-fat and half half-and-half".
Coffee without caffeine? (Score:1)
Remember your first drink of coffee? (Score:2, Insightful)
Coffee without caffeine seems somehow pointless.
caffeine (Score:1)
oh caffeine, oh caffeine
i love your fuzzy buzz
the shakes, the shivers
the drool upon my chin.
oh caffeine, oh caffeine
without you i cannot be
i do not breathe nor see
nor write in proper english
oh caffeine, oh caffeine
you will be my swift death
i pray that when my heart giveth up
my brain still buzzeth
: four 100mg caffeine pills a day
: better life through chemistry
corollary forces rethink (Score:2)
I can't help think about a strong corollary, where the geek sympathis are like to be reversed.
Hypothetically if somebody where to suggest GM tabacco with low/no nicotine, the established tabacco producers would likly follow a similar path and oppose, probably stating similar reasons. GM is bad, taste, choice, et. all.
Geeks would probably be sympathetic/support a GM change 'for the geater public good', after all nicotine is a dangerous addictive drug.
In this case I think many Geeks would follow pyrrho's lead and oppose the GM, since Caffine is also a rather dangerous addictive drug.
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:2)
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:1)
Congratulations, you are all addicts.
At least we can be comforted in the fact that caffeine lowers your sperm count. That, coupled with the very low likelyhood that most people here even have girlfriends, says some good things about what the gene pool will look like in 20 years.
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:2)
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:1)
Many people for medical or other reasons cannot have caffeine at all. Other choose not to, because there are some really detrimental effects to drinking it.
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:2)
However, there's a lot of talk about the psychological addiction of smoking (aside from chemical). Perhaps those smokers would smoke nicotine-free tobacco.
I still think it's a boneheaded idea, though.
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:2)
And if GM tobacco plants were introduced, and I was convinced that nicotine-free tobacco was a Good Thing, you'd still have to convince me that this was the only reasonable way to obtain nicotine-free tobacco.
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:2)
Well, most of the harmful effects from smoking are due to the fact that you're slurping partially-oxidized chemicals straight into the mucus membranes of your lungs, so I suspect that a nic-free smoke wouldn't be much healthier than your current smokes.
Problem is, a nic-free smoke wouldn't provide the pleasure to the smoker that nicotine provides, so it'd do poorly in the market. Cigarette smokers would never switch to nicotine-free cigarettes - why bother? (Just as pot smokers have no reason to smoke hemp - you can't get high off THC-free marijuana, so you make rope out of it instead of smoking it :)
Without the nicotine "high" to addict first-time users, nic-free cigarettes would be useless even as an entry-level product. ("Freddy! We know you're the 'cool' kid on the block, but this Junior Camel your Dad gave you tastes/smells like crap! Why the hell do the grownups smoke this stuff again?")
So yes, you could engineer nic-free tobacco, but the tobacco lobby wouldn't care either way, because nobody would pay money to smoke it.
Side note: I always thought the nicotine patch was a good idea - but that it shouldn't require a prescription.
Nicotine's a drug. It's legal in an air-fouling, often-lung-cancer-causing (cigarette/pipe/cigar) form without a prescription. It's legal in a clean (unless you're kissing the user), sometimes-mouth-cancer-causing (chewing) form without a prescription, why can't it be legal in an even cleaner, non-cancer-causing (patch) form without a prescription?
FWIW, I'm a non-smoker, and the reason I don't hang around smokers is because, well, I think your drug of choice smells like crap. If you nicotine addicts could just dose up with a patch, you might still have a heart disease risk from long-term nicotine use, but your lung cancer rates would drop, and most importantly, none of us non-smokers would have any legitimate reason to ask you to butt out -- because you wouldn't be filling our air with your choice. Just like coffee drinkers, you could enjoy your drug of choice in public or in the workplace without anyone getting on your case! :-)
Re:corollary forces rethink (Score:2)
I've always thought that smoking in enclosed public spaces was the moral equivalent to peeing in a public swimming pool.
Future for decaf? (Score:1)
Not By My Choice (Score:1)
Alzheimer (Score:1)
Why would I want to get rid of the ingredient that actually does anything good?
Re:Alzheimer (Score:1)
Re:Alzheimer (Score:2)
They attributed the affect to caffeine out the 200 odd akalines in coffee because they presume, by the celebrity effect, that caffeine has the highest muzzle velocity. Until this new coffee hits the market, they can't actually do a proper experiment to determine whether caffeine is the active ingredient.
Anarchy (Score:1)
Genetically engineered decaf-coffee plants cross-breed with normal coffee plants creating a half-strength coffee plant. Then half of that... then half of that. They're trying to wean us off our coffee people!
We've got to do something! I'd lead the effort, but for some reason, I just don't have any energy today...
What's the point? (Score:3, Funny)
Some people..
they're trying to kill us! (Score:1)
A Haiku (Score:2)
Genetically Engineered.
Slashdot says "No Way".
Decaf. vs. non-Caf. (Score:1)
Even decaf. coffee is too much caffeine for me is seems because decaf is not actually caffeine-free, only has the majority of it removed.
So, for someone like me that's just dying for a good cup of coffee (the smell at work all day just kills me!), but can't have ceffeine in the mix... this is going to be just what the doctor ordered!
What's the fscking point of caffeine-free coffee.. (Score:1)
I need something that keeps me awake when I'm too busy 133t #@ck1ng to be bothered eating or crinking at all...
Classically stupid Inventions... (Score:1)
This has got to be right up there with:
Sheesh.