Featherless Chickens 84
Everyone and their brother wrote in about the featherless chicken. Besides the humor value, interesting in that we're creating another species with qualities that suit humans but unsuitable for life on its own.
One Ugly Sunburned Bird (Score:1)
Suited for life with Man, unsuited for life withou (Score:2, Informative)
hmm (Score:2, Interesting)
I would think that it would gain fat since it has no feathers to trap in its own body heat...
but then again, that would only happen if this bird was in nature...
Re:hmm (Score:2)
Tell me if I go to fast for you...
- Chicken feathers provide warmpth...
- Without feathers, chicken freezes in winter...
- Natural selection mixed with random mutation would filter out the population so only the fatter ones would live because they would be able to keep in their body warmpth, and survive... it's called "evolution"
Ontological terms?? What does metaphysics have to do with natural selection?
I think you don't really know anything, do you?
Re:hmm (Score:1)
Animal 54? (Score:4, Funny)
Basically, KFC had genetically altered their chickens so much that the FDA told them to stop using the word "chicken", hence the name change to KFC from Kentucky Fried Chicken. The 'species' of the animal had been changed to Animal #54, since it was no longer a chicken - it couldn't fly and sat there getting fat until feeding time.
Anyone have a link? Sounds funny but apparently alot of people thought it was true - my mom being one of them.
Google: "Animal 54" KFC (Score:2, Insightful)
They changed the name to KFC because fried foods became associated with being unhealthy.
Re:Animal 54? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Animal 57!!! (Score:1)
Re:Animal 54? (Score:1)
umm, most chickens can't fly.
KFC (Score:1)
Perhaps in a few years it will no longer be a myth.
Kentucky Fried Chicken becomes KFC (Score:1)
Canada is stricter about health and food laws than the USA, for example - most of the USA cereals and candy snacks are illegal there, or are made with different ingredients. You can't sell ready-to-eat foods with too high a sugar content. There are other such examples, with about twice as many regulations on the quality and source of meat and dairy products as the USA (and most states therein) have as well. Companies are also required to list EVERY ingredient. Brand names and trace quantity ingredients can't be omitted as they are in the USA.
If the KFC renaming bit isn't just a myth - though I know it sounds too juicy to be true - it would be in keeping with Canada's strict standards. And it would also be quite amusing to see what they force these naked chickens be listed as. "Anyone up for chickenoid?" "Chick Khan anyone?"
Re:Kentucky Fried Chicken becomes KFC (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Kentucky Fried Chicken -- KFC - trademarked! (Score:2)
So the new KFC still has the Colonel's stylized image, but not the original name.
-wjc.
Re:Kentucky Fried Chicken becomes KFC (Score:4, Informative)
Old Urban Legend, debunked by Snopes [snopes2.com].
Re:Kentucky Fried Chicken becomes KFC (Score:1)
Jonathan
Let the innuendos begin (Score:1)
Oh, boy...
MSNBC Factually challenged... (Score:4, Informative)
2) These chickens would not "catch cold" due to lack of feathers. You do not "catch a cold" from being cold. You (and your chicken friends) catch a cold from germs, not matter how hot or cold you may be.
but hey, wtf do I know.
Re:MSNBC Factually challenged... (Score:2)
Re:MSNBC Factually challenged... (Score:2, Informative)
In a cold environment most chickens die from asphyxiation rather than anything else. They have a tendency to cluster very tightly together to preserve their body heat and end up suffocating one another.
When I was a child, I had the onerous duty of raising chickens in upstate NY through a very bad winter. It was quite a shock to come in from the snow one morning to find a pile of dead chickens in the center of the coop.
Regardless of how much cross breeding they do with chickens, nothing is going to make them any more intelligent.
Cancer birds (Score:1)
Re:Cancer birds (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Cancer birds (Score:1)
Humour Value? (Score:1, Funny)
*sob*
Breeding new species (Score:1)
I agree. Breeding animals to suit human whim is totally wrong [akc.org].
Re:Breeding new species (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Breeding new species (Score:2)
When the animals natural instincs are lost we've passed the line, and we only removed the animals from somewhat natural condition during the last century. And it's already proved that some chickens can't go back to a normal life, while pigs for example can make surprising adaptations if let loose.
And about the parent, I'm glad we've at least stopped cutting of tails here - just too bad for all the pups that can't breathe normally.
Re:Breeding new species (Score:3, Insightful)
Aside from this link, then, you would characterize the existence of any breed of dog as "totally wrong"? Or cows, or even horses?
Kneejerk reaction aside, almost every animal we interact with on a daily basis has been changed to suit our needs. To be honest, we've also changed a bit to suit their needs, too. It's a bit overkill to dismiss all of the last 5-10000 years of animal husbandry as "completely wrong", wouldn't you say?
Nothing new (Score:1)
Tip of the Iceburg (Score:2, Insightful)
Look at: cows, horses, dogs, chickens, wheat, corn, potatoes, goats, hell... look at donkeys... we completely f**ked mother nature in that deal.
This method of changing things in our benefit has just gotten more efficient.
Re:Tip of the Iceburg (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Tip of the Iceburg (Score:2)
Re:Tip of the Iceburg (Score:1)
Re:Tip of the Iceburg (Score:3, Funny)
I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. A mule is the offspring of a Horse and Donkey, fer cryin' out loud! I'm pretty sure it's a female horse (mare) and male donkey (jack).
I'd pay good money to see the offspring of a horse and goat!
Re:Tip of the Iceburg (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Tip of the Iceburg (Score:2)
Ouch! That's not saying much for your sister. So does she look more like the horse or the goat?
Re:Tip of the Iceburg (Score:2)
Individual mules may have a beef with us, but not the group as a whole, the "species" (which of course they are not).
Rather OT, and please don't take it as an insult, but I'm reminded of the book "When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?". The title question, along with its introduction to the effect that "we all know that domestic species were once wild", was handed off to some good-natured museum type, whose response began, "There are no stupid questions...but this comes close!"
Re:Nothing new (Score:1, Insightful)
Breeding chickens without feathers for convenient slaughter reminds me of the old practice of "selective breeding" used on slaves in the United States to produce the strongest workers. There seems to be no limit to the suffering people are willing to be blind towards when it benefits
Humour value (Score:2)
The chicken looks very odd, certainly, but as a joke I find it a bit of a damp squib.
Of course I'm a crazy vegetarian so you can write me off as a nutcase.
Re:Humour value (Score:4, Funny)
Well that "important" body part actually kills it in hot areas, so by removing it you increase it's ability to survive. The funny part comes in because it's a living rubber chicken!
Re:Humour value (Score:2)
If there are no breeds of chicken that can handle the climate, then don't use those breeds! Our hens can handle the near-100F heat of summer and the 10-20F winters. If these poor farmers require poultry to live (doubtful), they can use a more hot-climate oriented bird such a guineas or quail.
I'm always a bit disgusted by modern methods of shoe-horning nature to serve our needs where other more natural varieties will fare much better by nature's own design.
As much as I hated plucking our meat birds when we slaughtered them (we ended up skinning them), the thought of denying a life form a vital and natural part of its physiology makes me ill.
There are plenty of other horrors in the poultry industry, such as de-beaking (barbaric), over crowding, and mass extermination of male chicks (in egg shops). Why add another one so KFC and Tyson and add another couple of pennies per pound to the bottom line?
I swear, modern scientists have no scruples sometimes.
Re:Humour value (Score:3, Insightful)
Which is it? Us breeding these buggers or nature? We created those breeds, just like the new naked breed. Naked chickens aren't any more unatural than any of our other breeds.
Again, where do these wild boiler chickens come from? [HINT: The same place wild dairy cows and wild chihuahuas come from.]
Joe
Re:Humour value (Score:1)
If we have to go to such lengths as breeding bald chickens maybe that's a good indication that we should eat less chickens?
Mmmmmmmm....Bird carcass soup.
Rubber chicken with a pully in the middle! (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry, I played monkey island a few too many times.
Re:Humour value (Score:2)
Those feathers are not important where boiler chickens live (you know, in a barn!).
Joe
Read the Damn Article (Score:4, Informative)
Well, if you had READ the article instead of just looking at the picture, you would have seen that these chickens actually have a HIGHER survival rate in tropical areas (where it is originally designed to be introduced) becuase the feathers would trap heat that would otherwise kill the bird.
Here so you don't have to strain your eyes actually reading that tiny 12 point font from the first few paragraphs:
"(Boiler chickens) consume a lot of energy in order to grow rapidly but in the process they generate a lot of heat and they have to get rid of it otherwise their internal body temperature will go too high and they will die."
"That's why the growth rate of boiler (chickens) is significantly reduced in hot seasons or hot countries and that is why the poultry meat is expensive in these countries."
By keeping the chickens feather-free, the birds would direct their energy to growing larger rather than keeping cool.
Unsuitable qualities? (Score:2)
and
"By keeping the chickens feather-free, the birds would direct their energy to growing larger rather than keeping cool."
These birds are quite well suited to temperate climates. Chickens don't need feathers any more. Growing them just drains energy the birds could put to another use.
Re:Unsuitable qualities? (Score:1)
Simple - Natural selection doesn't apply to domesicated animals. Even if these chickens were unable to live on thier own, we'd still keep them around if they had qualities that we desire. Most likely we will end up with a bunch of livestock that needs far too much specialized care to be useful. (Much like our gen-eng corn that can't breed true.)
Growing them just drains energy the birds could put to another use.
Like being crispy, juicy, and tender. For me.
This is nothing new (Score:2, Insightful)
But all he did was breed (not genetically engineer) two existing types of chicken to produce another breed without feathers.
This is no different to breeding dwarf wheat or pit-bulls.
Do they play well together? (Score:5, Funny)
Has this geneticist put any of these featherless chickens together?
Hot countries (Score:1)
If the heat is giving chickens are hard time down there, I wonder what they put on their Athlons!?
(rimshot)
Think of It as Evolution in Action (Because It Is) (Score:2)
Name a species of animal that is suitable for life on its own.
Re:Think of It as Evolution in Action (Because It (Score:1)
The Chicken Of Tomorrow (Score:2)
"Men and women breeding better poultry? What kind of sick experiment is going on there?" - Mike, MST3K episode 702
Bastard Chickens (Score:1)
Naked breeds? (Score:1)
What will the children think? (Score:2, Funny)
*...imagines her cousin's future, twenty-thirty years from now...*
"Dada, can me have Bald Bald?"
Anyone ever eaten Tilapia? (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.genomar.com/tilapia.php
Never mind the animals... what about us! (Score:1)
How many wild chickens of original genus have you seen in the western world? Of all the chickens in the western world, how many have avoided a few thousand years of selective breeding? For both these questions, I would say it is virtually 0. But is this
Humans eat chickens, amongst other things. In fact, humans eat an awful lot of chicken. World chicken population has been estimated to be
Why are there so many? Well, because we eat them and the eggs they produce. If chickens were poisonous, how many chickens would there be? Certainly not 13 BILLION of the little buggers!
Just think of how we have been exploited by the chickens: we let them breed to huge proportions, we feed them, keep them safe from predators (except one), try to keep them disease free using the tools we have developed... but
Just think of what the 6.4 billion of us and the 13 billion chickens could do together in the future - we could terraform planets and spread ourselves (and the chickens) across the stars... the first chicken nugget served on another planet will be a great day in the human-chicken partnership!
I for one are quite happy with this symbiotic relationship: the chickens help us achieve our (not so obvious) goals (food is important!) and in return we keep their species alive and, like we have done before all over this planet, we will take them wherever we settle.
Personally, I think the chickens get a great deal.
Ian Woods
(Just don't get me started on how humans are being exploited by plants: do you think those arable crops growing over a lot of the better farming land all over the planet is because of just our desire to grow and eat them?)
Re:Never mind the animals... what about us! (Score:2)
Not the first time (Score:1)
Compared to normal chickens, these chickens might even be better-adapted for life in the wild, since no feathers isn't much of a disadvantage to a bird that can't fly well anyways.
If only the Far Side were still around.... (Score:1)
how old exactly is the silk worm? (Score:2)
w/ apologies to Douglas Adams (Score:1)
A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips. ... er ...''
``Good evening,'' it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, ``I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?'' It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.
Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.
``Something off the shoulder perhaps?'' suggested the animal, ``Braised in a white wine sauce?''
``Er, your shoulder?'' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.
``But naturally my shoulder, sir,'' mooed the animal contentedly, ``nobody else's is mine to offer.''
Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal's shoulder appreciatively.
``Or the rump is very good,'' murmured the animal. ``I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there.'' It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew the cud. It swallowed the cud again.
``Or a casserole of me perhaps?'' it added.
``You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?'' whispered Trillian to Ford.
``Me?'' said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes, ``I don't mean anything.''
``That's absolutely horrible,'' exclaimed Arthur, ``the most revolting thing I've ever heard.''
``What's the problem Earthman?'' said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump.
``I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing here inviting me to,'' said Arthur, ``it's heartless.''
``Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten,'' said Zaphod.
``That's not the point,'' Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. ``Alright,'' he said, ``maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just
The Universe raged about him in its death throes.
``I think I'll just have a green salad,'' he muttered.
``May I urge you to consider my liver?'' asked the animal, ``it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.''
``A green salad,'' said Arthur emphatically.
``A green salad?'' said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.
``Are you going to tell me,'' said Arthur, ``that I shouldn't have green salad?''
``Well,'' said the animal, ``I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.''
It managed a very slight bow.
``Glass of water please,'' said Arthur.
``Look,'' said Zaphod, ``we want to eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare steaks please, and hurry. We haven't eaten in five hundred and seventy-six thousand million years.''
The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.
``A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,'' it said, ``I'll just nip off and shoot myself.''
He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
``Don't worry, sir,'' he said, ``I'll be very humane.''
It waddled unhurriedly off into the kitchen.
Excerpt from Chapter 17 -- The Resturant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
The US Martin now depends on humans to survive (Score:2)
fine if you like neck... (Score:2)