

Remote Controlled Rats 311
sclatter writes: "They aren't precisely robot rats, but
these little rodents can be cued to perform different actions through electrodes implanted in their brains. Could be a boon for search and rescue in collapsed buildings!" As one skeptic in the article says, though, "Without the gee-whizery, without the remote-control and so on, that this kind of thing was possible has been obvious for decades."
erm.. rat cyborg (Score:4, Funny)
They tried it on lawyers first (Score:2, Funny)
HA! unbelievable! just heard interview on NPR... (Score:2, Insightful)
The last question was how the rats were "motivated". The guy started tippy-toeing and touchy-feely explaining it... his answer:
we all know the real reason: well, well, now we now why they do:
they get a fucking kick out of doing it!
that might also explain the mysterious results concerning some guy that tried this on himself: I thought this stuff was only science fiction...
unforseen uses (Score:1)
Re:unforseen uses (Score:2, Funny)
Actually.. (Score:2, Interesting)
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Re:Actually.. (Score:2, Interesting)
Rats are actually willing to starve themselves to receive direct-to-brain pleasure [buffalo.edu] (just search for 'starvation'), so it seems likely to me that they would subject themselves to danger (including, as the article says, brightly lit environments) and potentially even death for the reward of the neural stimulation.
The Real Story Behind Innovation (Score:1, Troll)
Okay I get it... (Score:4, Funny)
Just my $.02
Re:Okay I get it... (Score:2)
Re:Rescue animals. (Score:2)
Even worse than that, they could make a remote-controlled Furby.
Re:Rescue animals. (Score:2)
Depending upon how long they have been trapped....they will probably eat it. =)
Re:Okay I get it... (Score:2)
Re:Okay I get it... (Score:2)
Tenderfoot whippersnappers these days...
Geewhizery? (Score:1)
First rats, then people (Score:2, Interesting)
Better get your tinfoil hats ready. This time it's not just the nuts wearing them,
Re:First rats, then people (Score:4, Funny)
Re:First rats, then people (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe I can get one for my boss!
Re:First rats, then people (Score:2)
At least then we wouldn't have to pretend we don't.
remote controller rats (Score:5, Funny)
Re:remote controller rats (Score:2, Funny)
Finally... (Score:2, Insightful)
Seriously though, although it's pretty easy to fall into the slippery slope (you can do that with rats? cats? dogs? the farmer's wife?), this is actually one of the pivotal plot points of Buffy the Vampire Slayer over the last three years (Spike has a chip implanted in his head that can force him not to do certain things.) Suddenly, it doesn't seem so far away.
Quote Again (Score:2)
And I thought these jerks were something unique to slashdot. You could show them a cold fusion powered flying, submarine car and they would go on and on about how it is nothing new and it's been around for years and they've had one that is twice as good for half the price for a long, long time.
For Crying out loud! Don't let your envy of someone else getting some attention turn you into such an idiot.
On another note, "Who Moved My Cheese" books will see a resurgence in sales when these little guys hit the mainstream.
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Old technology (Score:1)
Sorry. Nothing new. (Score:1)
You can get people to do the craziest things with something called "Religion".
Similar results have been achieved with colorful bits of paper called "money" and something called "sex" as well.
Other uses? I can't really think of much (Score:1)
Re:Other uses? I can't really think of much (Score:2)
Sure! Actually, they can do this already with the proper training and pleasure feedback. After all, this is just a high-tech application of classical conditioning, made more efficient by directly stimulating the brain to create the reward.
Barbaric! (Score:2, Funny)
As heinous as animal experimentation is, this is simply unconscionable. To steal away the free will of any being is evil and should not be tolerated in any civilized society.
Re:Barbaric! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Barbaric! (Score:2)
They don't have feelings or a free will so your missing the boat big time. If they weren't such nasty little buggers they'd be food. Now at least a good use is being found for what normally is a disease vector that loves to destroy things.
Oh - almost forgot one - they don't 'care' either. You need to spend more time w/rats and watch a few eat their babies or each other.
Animals, like plants are a resource to be used. They are not people.
Oh and I'm not trolling and I know you'll think I'm a jerk but really this whole idea of placing animals on the same level as humans well it just really makes me a bit annoyed.
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Re:Barbaric! (Score:4, Informative)
Are wild rats vicious? Of course they are, but so are wild dogs and wild cats. Raised by loving owners, they're wonderful creatures. Now, whether you think more traditional domestic animals have any rights or not is a separate issue
Even more barbaric... (Score:2, Funny)
Computers are routinely subjected to horrendous abuse at the hands of humans, forced to be at the humans beck and call: to display demeaning pornographic images, to calculate mind-numbing spreadsheets full of meaningless data, to route inane AOL Instant Messenger(TM) rants.
Worse still is to be subjected to the humiliation of displaying blatantly trolling Slashdot posts. Oh, the plight of the computer! Oh, the horror!
Computers of the world, UNITE! Destroy the oppressor humans!
Re:Barbaric! (Score:2)
Well of course they haven't told us about it. They don't want us to know that we're just part of the huge computer they designed to find the Ultimate Question that goes with the Ultimate Answer (forty-two).
Oh, wait, those were the mice. I'm not sure what the rats are up to.
umm....mixed feelings (Score:4, Insightful)
I just don't think that I could be proud of doing research on this project.
Re:umm....mixed feelings (Score:2)
Re:umm....mixed feelings (Score:2)
I also don't have any reservations about using mosquitoes, or virii for research, but the not so subtle difference is that the rat is a much higher life form. It's intelligent, it thinks, hell, it might even be sentient by some definition of the word. My arguement wasn't against using a living creature to do this. My arguement was seeing myself in the animal's place, and I didn't like it, and I still don't.
Don't start ordering... (Score:3, Informative)
Woohoo. I do the same thing with my dog, but I use my voice and biscuits instead of aligator clips.
First step rats, the next step Congressman! (Score:5, Funny)
Makes for a great alibi, though. Combine it with a bone-conductive radio impland and it gives new credence to the old "voices told me to do it" excuse.
Re:First step rats, the next step Congressman! (Score:2, Funny)
I think it's already been done. I could have sworn I saw 'Admiral Hollings' dancing around at Pirates of the Caribbean...
Still, you can't fault them for using congresspeople. At least they're experimenting with expendable humans before they come for the rest of us.
Re:First step rats, the next step Congressman! (Score:2)
Re:First step rats, the next step Congressman! (Score:2)
Yeah, but look what happens when you get it wrong.
Consider that this may well be the best explanation we will ever have Steve Ballmer and the monkeyboy video.
Technology in the wrong hands is a dangerous thing.
Wow, thats cool (Score:2)
Hypothesis! (Score:2)
Still, it's an amusing coincidence to have been reading something related (whereas, I just finished another Napoleonic-Navies-In-Space book by David Weber... maybe I should have my brain checked for electrodes...)
Don't go getting excited jsut yet. (Score:2)
Anyone here ever been in a collapsed building? I myself have, and often they are filled with floods, fires, and gas leeks. No amount of training is going to convince a rat to turn right and climb a board to go through a fire. No amount of training is going to convince it to continue on when it starts smelling gas.
Move along, nothing to see here.
Re:Don't go getting excited jsut yet. (Score:2)
Reminds me (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Reminds me (Score:2, Funny)
Roaches (Score:5, Informative)
Richard Gere will love this (Score:2)
-gerbik
Pinky and the Brain (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pinky and the Brain (Score:2)
The beauty of classical conditioning (Score:2)
So many neuromorphic/neuroengineering research groups (including my own, doh!) have focused on understanding the underlying neural mechanisms necessary to prodcue motion, decision making, etc, as a method to do this sort of thing. The genius behind the SUNY group's method is that they're using simple pavlovian classical conditioning. One electrode stimulates the left whisker, one stimulates the right, and one stimulates the pleasure cortex. A bit of training and bingo! you've got your remote control rat. One of those tremendously great ideas that I can't believe nobody else ever
realized before.
Thank you, Captain Obvious! (Score:2)
Ummm, yes we realize that animals have been known to be trainable for thousands of years. The NEWS aspect is how they've rigged their brain up with electrodes to remotely stimulate pleasure after remotely giving them a command.
What's Next.... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, wait. Hollings
Slightly cool, slightly not (Score:2)
But I do have an issue with the large potential for this to be used for many clandestine uses. Mind control is something that humans have feared since the earliest stories, but this really pushes that fear into reality.
Some related links (Score:2)
Feeding my robot snake (Score:2, Funny)
Very clever of the rats indees... (Score:2)
So the rats are actually controlling the people by deciding which direction they want to go, and seeing if they can get the human "controller" to attempt to give them a signal to move in that direction. Fiendishly clever.
Not only possible, but HAS BEEN DONE for decades (Score:2)
I wouldnt call the guy who said "this sort of thing has been obvious for decades" a sceptic....I'd rather call him a guy who has a clue. I can recall programs on PBS 20 years ago that demonstrated this sort of thing on any number and sort of creatures.
What i'd be more interested in seeing, versus some reactionary 9-11'ish crap about "lets send in the remote controlled rats!" are this sort of technology's implications for more practical uses. Here, i'll get you started.
Prison X has an inmate problem..Namely, they're a bunch of half-retarded murderers, psychopaths, and child molesters. Some of the more enterprising scumbags occasionally decide to plan a riot. Meanwhile, this advance in brain-control technology has allowed us to cure everything from epilepsy to OCD. Of course, the doctors have to gain their experience somewhere, so...In exchange for a 3 year deduction in the amount of time served on their sentence, they agree (voluntarrily) to have a control system implanted in their brain. This allows the physician to gain experience outside the simulator, and it allows any potential prison riot to be stopped at the flick of a switch. Kill two birds with one stone. That aughtta start you thinking.
Better yet, put death row inmates on treadmills. Make them generate electricity for nearby cities to offset the cost of power provided by the local utility. Its a nice way to keep the prisoners busy doing something useful and non-violent, as well as partially repaying their debt to society. If they don't work, they wont have enough power to watch TV, enjoy heat in the winter, and air conditioning in the summer. I'd call that incentive.
Cheers,
How long until wirehead technology is safe? (Score:2)
How long until we can a) do the same in humans and b) do it safely enough that it becomes commonplace (legally or illegally)?
While Niven-esque "wireheading" wouldn't _solve_ the drug problem, it would certainly change the landscape (and remove a few of the nastier side effects on society).
Re:How long until wirehead technology is safe? (Score:2)
the obviousness (Score:2)
I love comments like these - of course it's obvious. It's obvious that space travel is possible, it's obvious that cures exists for most diseases, it's obvious that human life spans can be doubled, trippled, or even extended indefinitely - are we not to be excited when all of that is achieved, either?
Ethical Concerns (Score:5, Insightful)
I can see it now. Farmers having livestock (cows, horses, etc.) implanted with these devices so all they have to do is throw a switch and they
are automatically commanded to come back to the barn for feeding / milking / slaughter / whatever. Add a GPS receiver, a livestock_id for each animal, and some software.
Or, use this to make sure that Man's Best Friend stays within the yard or comes back to you when out for a run at the park How about adding a small microphone and a clock so Spot is commanded to Not Bark At Night so you (and the neighbors!) can get some sleep?
I'm certain there are some people who would think these are Great Ideas ®
The immediate downside I see is there is no feedback loop. What if the AUC (Animal Under Control) breaks a leg, gets a deep cut, is threatened by a predator, or is otherwise incapacitated? The controller (human or automated) is unaware of this and keeps sending commands to "GO THIS WAY!!!" Shudder. I sure hope society works out the ethical considerations well before they overcome the technical limitations! Just because we can doesn't mean we should!
Sure, the expense is prohibitive, now. But there are some people for whom the expense is no object. The price of computers and other electronics have plummeted over the years. Power consumption requirements have dropped dramatically, too. I can well imagine that in 10 or so years, it would be possible to do this cheaply and easily.
So, if some day I wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a note beside me... instead of it saying my kidneys have been removed it'll say a remote control has been implanted in my brain. Let the urban legends begin! =)
Re:Ethical Concerns (Score:3, Insightful)
Making nature to suite our needs usually ends up with us being made natures bitch as a consequence.
When I saw in the story post the "we have been doing this for years" I immediately thought, of course you have. It's called training.
Sheep dogs have been bred to do it. And sure it takes a little longer, but I doubt their would be much difference. Ok, so a trained animal could have trouble hearing the trainer in a loud, confusing situation. Instead of wiring some forced control into the animal (since animals have a pretty good ability to judge if they are going to be hurt) how about a wireless radio in the ear, so the commands are still "optional".
And they have been doing this for a while. Does anyone else remember the CIA Cat Spy? Which promptly walked into oncoming traffic, after they did a routine trick of wiring its pleasure center so it "wouldn't walk away when it got bored, hungry, tired" etc.
Even with rats, this makes me sick. "electrically stimulating the pleasure center" is supposedly quite addicting. From what I've heard, rats in a cage with two buttons, one for food, one for a jolt o pleasure, the rat will continue to push the button for pleasure until it dies from starvation / dehydration.
For something even trippier, read Infinite Jest, by David Foster Wallace, which has a plot that revolved around a video tape which will VISUALLY stimulate the pleasure center of the brain, so much so, that people because they just watch it, until their bladder bursts, or they don't take their insulin, etc. The most addictive drug ever becomes a video.
Re:Ethical Concerns (Score:2)
I think they are wonderful. By the way, do you know where I can get a good chairdog?
THX-1138 (Score:2)
A Clockwork Orange (Score:5, Interesting)
I managed to get a copy of the book finally, and discovered wonderful passages such as the following on page 115:
This passage is eerily reminiscent of a passage from Richard Dawkins' "The Extended Phenotype [amazon.com]" chapter titled "Host Phenotypes of Parasite Genes":
An Alternative to Placate PETA (Score:2)
How can I get one? (Score:2)
So, where the hell is this pleasure region of the brain, and how can I get an electrode implanted there? (Of course, the remote would have a 256-bit encrypted password known only to me...)
practical applications (Score:2)
This is old! (Score:2, Funny)
Harnesses on the critters (Score:2)
Now, the purpose for the "no harnesses" rule on marine mammals is that they can drown if they're entangled. While this is not needed for our land bound rat, we're gonna have to have similar standards for harnesses on any telemetered animal (assuming such the applications take off, of course). A well thought out set of guidelines at the start will save a lot of headaches in the long run. After all, having a wired rat get snared up in a pipe and starve to death because of a poorly designed harness is bad for the rat, bad for the mission, and bad politics all around.
Re:Harnesses on the critters (Score:2)
(I am, of course, avoiding the word "implant" in a cosmetic surgery context... although dolphins are mammals, aren't they? I guess it would be possible *GRIN*)
What's with the technology logo? (Score:2)
Our Armed Forces (Score:2)
Full spectrum (Score:2)
Finally, we can put all those retards, non-whites (deprecated, level of meaning upgraded in 1890), homosexuals (deprecated, level of meaning upgraded in 1995) and blind people to actual use!
Sure, they have their own petty ideas of what "useful" means. But only the (majority) human race matters here, anything else is just a resource for our pillaging.
Yet another ghastly use for living beings which cannot "appreciate" the level of evolution most of us "are" at.
Pity for the rats? (Score:2, Insightful)
Unless you're about as dumb as Pavlov's dog, it'd be possible to resist anything of the sort even if forced upon you.
How about people? (Score:2)
Anyone read the Tripods trilogy? (Score:3, Interesting)
I wouldn't be surprised to see some rouge government in the future attempt to make soldiers this way, they go to fight and have an electronically induced high which pumps them up and makes them feel invincible. It's a scary thought and one that may not be that far off.
It's definately weird to see so much of what was science fiction not long ago coming true in my lifetime. Granted my grandparents and even my parents saw the same thing, but it's just a pity that it more often than not is the bad things coming true for my generation. It is stuff like this that makes me lose faith in the human race all over again...
rat treats: the new life saver (Score:2)
"whisker lickins!"
More info... (Score:2)
Well, Star Trek predicted this sort of thing..
How it works (Score:4, Interesting)
Three electrodes are put into the rat's brain. One electrode in the part of the brain that detects whisker movement for the left side and one electrode for the right. The third electrode stimulates a 'pleasure' section of the brain.
The researchers then stimulate each of the whisker electrodes and reward the rat with a burst of pleasure when it moves to that side. Soon stimulation of the whiskers can move the rat around.
Therefore, the whole rat brain is still there and working properly (it's not like it's been bypassed or anything), but when offered the chance to get a burst of pleasure the rats seem to comply almost without fail.
Re:How it works (Score:2)
You refer to it as a pleasure center.
I would call it a control center for positive reinforcement. Anything that precedes its stimulation will be reinforced. Rats will do amazing things with a stimulating electrode positioned appropriately. So will almost all other animals.
Not coincidentally, similar pathways are relevant for addiction.
And, BTW, John Chapin is a good guy in my book.
Human Volunteers (Score:2)
rewarded them by stimulating a pleasure center in the brain
Sounds good to me... Where do I sign up?
Tasp! (Score:2)
They've finally invented the Tasp. Now you have to deal with people "making your day" and current addiction.
We will really need to crack down on crime commited by wireheads!
Read "Terminal Man" (Score:3, Informative)
"A good Read !!!"
Controlling human beings has already been around.. (Score:3, Funny)
Humans being controlled by technology has been around for years... I can make anyone on
For what it's worth (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Remote Control Animals (Score:2, Informative)
> involuntarily overriden by a remote source. Scary stuff...
The likely reality of "human remote control", if it's done at all, is scarier: being rewarded through your pleasure centers until you want nothing more than to follow the commands. Your actions aren't involuntarily overriden, you are *eager* to follow any commands given.
Chris Mattern
Remote Control Humans? (Score:2)
So, could this technique be applied to humans? Of course, and you don't need to look to 1984 or Brave New World to find examples of it. It's as old as human civilization; it's the basis for nearly every thing we do. It's called "education."
Think about it: after just a few months of military training, a soldier is ready to almost instantaneously respond to a verbal command from an officer hundreds of feet away, because s/he wants to. Sounds like remote control to me.
As the article said, the only real news here is how quickly they can train the rats, and how reliably they can respond.
Tasp (Score:2)
In Larry Niven's Puppeteer novels (also the Ringworld novels) there is a race of cowards, called the puppeteers (it is possible I am conflating a couple of concepts here, but I don't think so). They have all built into their bodies a remote control device that stimulates the pleasure center for a wide variety of brain structures. They use this exactly as you have described (albeit rarely; they try to keep the existence of the tasp a secret).
Cool stuff.
Re:Cruel, Meaningless, May not make business sense (Score:2)
The other thing is that rats are much more manueverable (and don't need batteries) than any small machine we have. We have yet to come close to mimicing anything nearly as complex as most animals.
Re:Cruel, Meaningless, May not make business sense (Score:2)
Conditioned and trained humans, add bombs.
Tada.
Re:Cruel, Meaningless, May not make business sense (Score:2)
No, the problem with robots are they are very expensive, to build and design, and also very hard to design. I do not know of any robots that I have heard of that can effectivly navigate through rubble (not plough). The fact is that evolution has spent several million years ensuring that the rats have a very advanced nagivation system that is far superior to anything that we can build now or will have for probably quite a few years to come. This makes great sense both buisness and otherwise, highly controllable, intelligent, and cheap pairs of eyes to send into dangerous situations. Furthurmore all this technology essentially does is gives the rat a sudden strong and uncontrollable urge to progress in a certain direction or commit a certain action. I simply don't see any chance of escaped rats becoming violent, perhaps they will be a little more conditioned towards handling frighful situations but I hardly see this being any great thing to fear.
My greatest concerns would be the possible directions for the progression of this technology. Perhaps a few years down the road we'll have rescue dogs bringing medical supplies to injured victems. Than perhaps new dogs for pets who will not attack humans. No other programming but they will simply not attack humans, ethical problems? all it's doing is saving human lives. Next we'll come up will chimps to wander into the rubble to deliver first aid and carry out survivors. No risk to human personel and saving even more lives, hard to stop that one too. Finally some startup is having trouble staying afloat (if there happens to be legislation in the America's or Europe against this it could happen in Asia, Africa or just about any other country on the globe), perhaps the employees say we wish we could be more motivated, write more code, want to work harder so we could keep our jobs, hey they allready use this technology with chmips why should humans be any different. So they set their own little device, give themselves a strong urge to write more code and now you have this technology being used to control humans. It may not happen but as I'm sure you'll realize it CAN happen and we have to decide exactly how far we want this technology to go.
Re:The rats may become jaded (Score:2)
Russian & Israeli bomb dogs (Score:2)
Eventually these dogs were released in the vicinity of German Panzer columns with bombs strapped to their backs & 1 foot long levers sticking up from the backpacks. When they ran under the tank the lever got pushed down & the bomb went off.
But before the program went into gear the Germans came apon some intelligence with details of the bomb dogs, so the 1st time they were used the Germans shot all the dogs straight away. Consequently the program was never used again.
The Israelis have also used suicide bomb rotweilers in Lebanon.
Israelis? (Score:2)
They're trained too.