Working Nerve Chip 99
poetic writes: "Two scientists from Munich have succeeded in creating a nerve chip with silicon and snail nerves. The cells were hindered from growing away from the silicon with a plastic fence. They managed to get a signal to go from silicon through a neural circuit and back to the chip again. Cute, one step closer to a decent uplink! See the
abstract at Nature's site."
Broad band Shmodband! (Score:2, Funny)
Heck right now I can't find a place to eat without the internet, and now were getting this much closer to wireing ourselves into the network.
Can you imagine what having SlashDot on the brain will be like once this technology get's some where? (of course we'll need a better way to get rid of flame bait)
Of course then MS will come out with Windows '84 and it will only crash your mind once in a while... "Passport for your brain! It's just not for violating your financial privacy any more!!"
Re:Broad band Shmodband! (Score:2, Interesting)
In the near future, I see this technology as being more usable in fields related to bionics; I don't know a whole lot about the capabilites we could get from a microchip being linked directly to neurons, but I can imagine that it would provide a person much greater control of artifical limbs, and help a lot with artificial sensory organs. We have a rudimentary understanding of how the visual cortex works, so regrettably I have a feeling that the first widescale applications of this technology will be in attempts to link digital cameras to the brains of blind people or the like.
Even when we finally figure out how to get abstract ideas into peoples' heads, I imagine something much greater than the Net - I am thinking of a system where all the knowledge of the world is available to a person in a similar way to that of their long-term memory, so that if I wanted to "remember" how to use some obscure API call or somesuch, a hundred years in the future, all I would have to do is think about it, and the chip would link into a network of somesuch and pump the knowledge straight into my brain, as if I had always known what it is I was trying to find out.
Re:Broad band Shmodband! (Score:2, Funny)
Hrm.. lets see here... we won't have to deal with raceism (Everyone will be assimilated). We won't have to worry about a money system (What would zombies do with money?). We can make that neat voice of everyone talking together (Great for intimidating the enimies). And who needs privacy? *grins evily* Oh, there are many things this could bring for the sake of man kind.....
-misspeler
Re:Broad band Shmodband! (Score:2, Funny)
Amazing, yet scary (Score:1, Offtopic)
Maybe the Luddites were right after all.
Re:Amazing, yet scary (Score:3, Interesting)
Of course, it'd have to be something slow -- could you imagine a human with cooling fans stuck all over them?
Re:Amazing, yet scary (Score:2)
Wouldn't it be better just to have an implanted interface, and have the actual processing unit be linked by wireless? The power requirements of a wireless interface are less demanding than a whole CPU, so you'd have to plug yourself in much less often. It would also be a lot easier to upgrade the CPU if it were external.
Tim
Re:Amazing, yet scary (Score:2, Interesting)
His next experiment was similar but involved attaching the transponder to the epineurium (sheath) of one of the nerves of the arm- the idea was that the transponder would pick up signals (eg the axonal activity caused by touch sensation, or pain) and then that these signals could be sent to a computer and encoded as "patterns" (eg one pattern for holding a pen, one pattern for being pricked by a pin). These patterns could then be analysed and even sent back to the transponder, where it could now act as an output device, and cause the sensation that was encoded! There was even talk of implanting Prof. Warwick's wife with an identical transplant and putting them in continual communcation, so that for example, when Warwick stroked a kitten, his wife would hae the sensation of kitten-stroking.
Not surprisingly for those of us that have neurological/neuroscientific training, the results from this study have never seen the light of day. The ideas are flawed from top to bottom. Warwick's main mistake is that his second experiment has no relation to the first. The first (having a transponder that identifies individuals) is marginally interesting, if overblown (the transponder doesn't have to be surgically implanted to work) - his idea is "The chip implant technology has the capability to impact our lives in ways that have been previously thought possible in only sci-fi movies. The implant could carry all sorts of information about a person, from Access and Visa details to your National Insurance number, blood type, medical records etc., with the data being updated where necessary."
Im sure fellow
Anyway, that "experiment" (more like a beta test) doesnt logically lead to the second nerve implant. His lack of elementary neuroscience is evident here- peripheral nerve trunks are not good places to encode data- and if he did manage to "record" patterns for himself - how could he "play" them back on his nerves? A simple magnetic transponder? It would be like trying to email a GIF to someone by holding an industrial elctromagnet next to a bundle of phone-wires! And the thought that recorded patterns could be played back on another person's CNS using such crude technology is simply unbelievable.
Professor Warwick is regarded as something of a quack in the UK high-tech/neuro community, as this site, Kevin Warwick Watch [kevinwarwick.org.uk], testifies. His research, however, does raise one or two interesting questions. His techniques and methods, though, are nopthing more than circus sideshows, compared to the excellent work with the mollusc neurons.
Re:Amazing, yet NOT scary (Score:1)
AI to Cell : No ! Merging right now will cause a Cancer. You are Forbidden to do that.
BUT you can use your energy to produce this nice AntiOxidant that is needed on level 4 to unclog that nasty Arteria. Now Go !!!
What is the problem; if we understand all the consequences ?
Could help producing solutions faster, while better controling Fats, Adrenalin, Cholesterol...
Then I could hack into my girlfriend, pump her Oestrogen and see a Breast Increase 8)
An important step up (Score:4, Informative)
Leach neurons and those of other critters are useful to experiment with because they are very large, especially in comparison to most mammals. This makes it much easier to connect them to electronics. It will probably be a while before we see anything with people, because the connections must be so tiny. It seems likely though that as nanotech and neuroscience advance, this field will become one of the hottest in science.
Re:An important step up (Score:1)
Re:An important step up (Score:1)
Please don't misrepresent my research (Score:1)
Done before... (Score:1)
Re:Done before... (Score:1)
http://www.cnns.org/
Re:Remember the Outer Limits (Score:1)
Re:Remember the Outer Limits (Score:2)
He also developed this story into a novel, which I haven't read yet, so i can't say much about it.
Re:Remember the Outer Limits (Score:2)
Actually, this story reminded me more of the episode where there was a worldwide wireless "internet", but it talked directly to human brain via neural methods. Apart from the handful of people who were unreceptive to it, everybody could just download information to the brain whenever they wanted. Dont know how to speak French? zzzip.. learned.
As it happened, the system got a virus that started killing people with information overload , and the "retards" that were unreceptive to it managed to save the day by getting in and fixing the system (and discovering true love at the same time, or something).
Waste (Score:3, Funny)
It has to be said... (Score:3, Interesting)
resistance is futile!
I think I would sign up for trials (Score:1)
Re:It has to be said... (Score:2)
Why can't /. editors proof read before posting? (Score:1)
Re:One step closer to the BORG (Score:1)
1. Loss of all privacy (you can't disconnect from this net unless you get captured by Picard)
2. Loss of all freedom. Because all your actions are triggered by thoughts from your brain, all of your actions could be preempted by the rest of the world. That sounds great for stoppin crime, but aweful for people who break from social norms
3. Propogation of viruses. You thought the internet was bad at doing this. Remember when Picard infected Hue with those non-Borgian thoughts? That almost screwed up the Borg's entire existence.
People can probably think up some more.
F-bacher
Re:One step closer to the BORG (Score:1)
nice start - but locutus is long off. (Score:2, Interesting)
Hasn't this been done..? (Score:2, Interesting)
It's sounded pretty far out...has anyone else heard of anything like this?
It was from a lamprey (Score:2, Interesting)
Regards
James
Re:Hasn't this been done..? (Score:2)
You mean Steve Potter's group [caltech.edu] at Caltech. And they are rat brain cells BTW.
But the only problem is... (Score:4, Funny)
But the only problem is the slowness of the propagation.
Next year, they are going to try the same experiment with rabbit nerves, to see if there is a speed improvement.
Re:But the only problem is... (Score:1)
Re:But the only problem is... (Score:1)
Re:But the only problem is... (Score:2)
Re:But the only problem is... (Score:1)
Though, I wonder...what if one were to use this to replace natural neurons, one by one, and only speed up the neurons that had been replaced (and only when a large group of connected neurons, like the part of the brain that processes symbols, has been replaced)?
Re:Brain Interface (Score:1)
Readers of Carlos Castaneda's books should probably sympathise.
Re:Brain Interface (Score:1)
Interesting focus.... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Interesting focus.... (Score:2)
That said, this research - and its publicity - will hopefully alert people that the tech is available, and thus maybe inspire someone to try.
This reminds me of Cordwainer Smith. (Score:1)
hmm has anyone ... (Score:3, Funny)
Remember you don't have to bring a proof of work to patent something, just have to wait somebody else does.
Maybe the man-page will get a new meaning in the future?
Kevin Warwick (Score:3, Interesting)
THIS year, he is taking it to the next step. "Project Cyborg 2.0":
This phase will look at how a new implant could send signals back and forth between Warwick's nervous system and a computer. If this test succeeds with no complications, a similar chip will be implanted in his wife, Irena. This will allow the investigation of how movement, thought or emotion signals could be transmitted from one person to the other, possibly via the Internet.
I heard on BBC, where he was interviewed, that he wanted to find out, if they could transfer/share pain, he and his wife. Interesting stuff.
What I personally find cool about Kevin (yes, he is a first name kinda guy
Re:Pain? (Score:2)
next step (Score:1)
Now that we can see and have a bit of control over the structure, the next step to do would be to study the response of a neuron.
next step (Score:1)
HEY! (Score:1)
Save the snails! They don't deserve this kind of animal cruelty! Everyone, protest outside of your nearest semiconductor plant to show your dislike of the abuse of these poor, innocent creatures!
</sarcasm>
Screw the brain/computer tap... (Score:2, Insightful)
Hello?! Did it ever occur to such people that such a device has great possibilities for repairing or bypassing damaged nerves in, say, folks who have been paralyzed? Yeegads, people! Get a clue! If this can be made to work effectively in humans, it's just possible that the wheelchair-bound could regain their mobility!
We've got enough info overload right now without being linked to a bunch of frelling computers. Let's think of giving someone with, say, cerebral palsy a whole new and stable degree of motor control before we start browsing the web on the insides of our retinas, hmmm?
Where I think we are headed (Score:1)
The idea of implants similar to 'the borg' is very unrefined. When the day comes, I forsee a computer many many times greater than anything today, in every one of my cells. It will be indistinguishable from biological matter as the line between bio and digital computers will blur until there is none.
The intelligence of such hybrid humans, if that term can be applied here, could increase with moore's law, and the intelligence of the 'megalives'would be even greater.
I can't wait.
thought taxes (Score:2, Funny)
I really want a brain implant, too. (Yeah, and I suppose the wheelchair-bound can walk, too -- and have brain implants at the same time!).
But then I thought about the DMCA, and how I'll get in argument with my friends, as usual. We'll see an 80 year-old Anthony Edwards, of ER fame, on the screen and we'll try to figure out what crappy '80s movie he was in, and it'll rack our brains, and then up will pop a message from AOLTimeWarnerMicrosoftDisneySonyCBS Inc. that will say, "If you'd like to remember the movie Anthony Edwards starred in in the late '80s, we can provide the answer for 25 cents. It will automatically be deducted from your credit card."
I'll try to remember the answer, but finally, in desperation to beat my friends to the punch, I'll grudgingly pay the 25 cents to remember the answer, but just as the credit card is authorizing, my friend will yell out, "Revenge of the Nerds!"
But it'll be too late to cancel my thought order! And meanwhile, in my brain, I'll hear, "We have noted in our records that you couldn't recall the film 'Revenge of the Nerds', which is the intellectual property of AOLTimeWarnerMicrosoftDisneySonyCBS Inc. In the future, if you think about 'Revenge of the Nerds', be advised that you will be charged 25 cents. Thank you and have a lovely day."