Iceman Murdered by Arrow in the Back 232
PenguinRadio writes: "The Washington Post has taken a break from the Chandra Levy case to report on a recently discovered murder of a 5,300 year old iceman. The iceman was discovered about ten years ago in the snow covered Alps near Italy, but it was unknown until today how he died. Scientists used a CT scan to discover an arrowhead embedded in his back. Being stabbed in the back is not a recent dot.com kind of thing." Somehow it's inspiring to see just how long we've been killing each other. This story is great in so many ways.
"This story is great in so many ways...." (Score:1)
Re:Good thing he was Alpine (Score:1)
Perhaps I can buy you a clue. The point is, under the NAGPRA the remains would have to be handed over and reburied before any serious examination could be done. It is important to understand what people were eating at that time, what they were wearing, what technologies they had, what diseases they suffered. It's a whole lot easier to know where you are when you know how you got here.
And, actually, it is important to discover how any person died, especially if it wasn't from natural causes. If it was from a disease, that would be important. If it was from violence, well that's pretty interesting too, don't you think? People claim violence today is caused by poverty, or overcrowding, or video games. But perhaps there are reasons that predate wealth, or population, or technology. No, we're not going to learn the answer to that question from this one corpse. But we're sure not going to answer it by reburying it without any study.
Re:Good thing he was Alpine (Score:1)
Re:murder or accident? (Score:4)
Iceman's conversation (Score:5)
Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Hunting buddy: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Hunting buddy: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
[Thunk! Arrow in the back.]
Alex Bischoff
Re:murder or accident? (Score:1)
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Re:OOG SPEECHLESS!!! (Score:2)
No, the one we really need is... (Score:1)
"Your modern world confuses and frightens me!..."
Re:OOG SPEECHLESS!!! (Score:1)
Re:The real question is... (Score:1)
No, but OJ is looking for him...
TV (Score:2)
Hah. Let's see Columbo solve this.
Re:Pick your battles (Score:2)
They've even brought in psychics!
Gives a whole new meaning.... (Score:2)
Good thing he was Alpine (Score:4)
The advantage of technology... (Score:1)
Yeah, but it's so much more satisfying these days, when you can have the gore setting cranked all the way up and see your enemies exploding into blood vapor when you hit then with the BFG, and all from the comfort of your own home! None of that actually having to work at it like the old days.
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Re:In a related story... (Score:1)
Thag
Re:It Just Went Off (Score:2)
Re:I know who murdered him! (Score:2)
Possibly a lover's spat? (Score:2)
Apparently there was a hoax based around the idea that arrows weren't the only thing coming from behind him.
(read the story, you'll get the joke)
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_229.htm
Top Gun? (Score:3)
Urgh. Must grab my morning coffee.
I'll bet OOG killed him. (Score:1)
The butler did it! (Score:1)
Message for you sire! (Score:1)
Re:Hunting accident? (Score:1)
Re:It Just Went Off (Score:1)
The Iceman's Last Words (Score:2)
I wonder what the Iceman's last words were...
Probably "Owwww!"
Bowie J. Poag
Project Manager, System 26 GUI Component Stockpile [system26.com]
Probably running from stoneage cops (Score:2)
Vik :v)
Oetzi Pictures here! (Score:2)
http://www.iceman.it/ [iceman.it]
Bye :-)
Markus
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PS: I'could be one of Ötzis descendants... he was found a few km from my home...
PPS: 90% of all replys to this article are rated "funny" - I hope at least mine will be moderated as "informative" ;-)
Re:Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:4)
IIRC, he was found with partially finished bow and arrows. Looks like "they" found him before he was ready for them.
Ah! Check this [discovery.com] out.
Other pages disagree on whether or not he was a meat eater; some say that the (purported) fact that he wasn't a meat eater means that his bow and arrows were for fighting rather than for hunting.
Also of interest, his bow apparently qualifies as a "longbow". See the entries for "iceman bow" and "longbo" at this [aol.com] site.
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Re:Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:2)
:-)
Possible break! (Score:3)
Hopefully the Washington Post and other major news outlets will be quick to draw conclusions.
Cheers,
levine
Iceman museum (Score:2)
Re:murder or accident? (Score:2)
A jealous husband? You're making a lot of cultural assumptions there. Traditional inuit families often had wives with two husbands, or husbands with two wives. I even recall hearing once that it was custom for a man to lend his wife to a visiting guest.
This man died 5000 years ago. People then were very primitive by our standards. It could be this man was killed because people thought he was posessed by an evil spirit. It could be that he was old and a drain on his community so he was chased out of his home.
Good science requires that you don't forget all your assupmtions and look at only the facts. Don't jump to conclusions based on what might make you shoot a guy in the back.
I Fell Down And I Can't Get Up (Score:3)
Oetzi (Score:2)
Maybe there was a flintstone mafia back in those days that didn't like what he did, so they sent a hitman...
Murdered?! (Score:2)
Re:OOG SPEECHLESS!!! (Score:2)
Re:We need Perry Mason! (Score:2)
We need Perry Mason! (Score:5)
Wow. They couldn't get anywhere near that detailed in the OJ Simpson case, but they can list point-for-point the assault on a dude frozen for 53 centuries. :-)
And ten years from now, new evidence will come to light. And some Italian-Austrian-Alps-area con man will claim to be Otzi's descendant, and sue for mistrial.
Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:2)
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Re:Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:4)
Considering several casts were made from the blade for testing, and that some were used to successfully chop wood, its not beyond the possiblilty that is was used as a tool, although its extensive use for something like that would require frequent sharpening
On the other hand, the edge would keep longer if it were used for the occaisional hack into soft flesh, and could be quite effective.
Now that evidence shows he was in some kind of conflict supports the idea that it could have been a weapon.
I do not discount the possibility that it was merely ceremonial, but to own something as useful as that for merely decorative purposes, and not have a "real" one handy for every-day use doesn't make sense.
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murder or accident? (Score:3)
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Re:Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:2)
//rdj
Re:It Just Went Off (Score:2)
//rdj
Whoops! (Score:2)
If he were accidentally shot, don't you think the person who shot him would have carried him back to wherever? They did do burials back then. Even elephants bury their dead.
No, the only time you kill someone and leave 'em in a snowbank is because you're pretty sure the statute of limitations is longer than 5,000 years.
In further news... (Score:4)
CT Scan (Score:2)
Suicide? (Score:5)
Re:How do they know it wasn't an accident ? (Score:3)
Why wouldn't his friend who accidently shot him have helped him down the mountain?
The story said he was shot in the shoulder and took some time to die.
Why do you claim it was an accident? What are you trying to hide? Where were you on Thursday January 12, 5000 B.C.?
His Murder's Name Was Ah-nold...... (Score:2)
More cool stuff about Otzi... (Score:2)
Cease and desist! (Score:2)
Archibald Feller and Associates
Re:murder or accident? (Score:2)
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It Just Went Off (Score:5)
Officer: Why did you shoot your friend in the back with that arrow?
Og: He was wearing his deer skin. Before I realized it was him, the bow just went off.
Officer: Well, we could haul him down the mountain, but let's just leave him there. That way when he's found people can speculate wildly about what happened.
His first words after we thaw him from the ice (Score:2)
Re:Hunting accident? (Score:2)
Re:Hit from below (Score:2)
Look at old suits of armor the next time you are in a museum.
Re:It Just Went Off (Score:4)
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Re:The submission left this out: (Score:4)
The submission left this out: (Score:2)
Question on Italian law... (Score:4)
I sort of feel sorry for the officer assigned to this case.
Hunting accident? (Score:2)
Here's The Interesting Part (Score:3)
According to this article by New Scientist [newscientist.com], the arrow was discovered almost by accident. A CT scan performed in April by team specialist Paul Gostner showed no sign of foreign objects. Then three weeks ago, he took a chest X-ray that showed the outline of the arrow. A second examination of the CT scan confirmed the finding, as did the physical examination with pathologist Eduard Egarter which showed a two-centimetre cut in the skin matching the trajectory of the arrow. It turns out that because the arrow lies between the shoulder bone and the ribs, it would only show up on a scan of the side. And since all previous scans had been of only the front and back of the body, they hadn't found it until now.
Kind of makes you think how some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made almost entirely by accident (like how they discovered the electron, electric motors or radiation).
Self Bias Resistor
I loved this line... (Score:2)
They used a freaking CAT scan, folks. Something you can get in just about every hospital nowadays.
Yeah, I bet that was a real tough one to come up with, wasn't it? "Gee, maybe if we look inside the body with these sophisticated tools we've had for decades, we might see something?"
An Early Trial of the DMCA (Score:2)
Oetzi: Why, Togg, you bought a HUNTING bow, right? Specifically, a DEER hunting bow.
Togg: Yeah.
Oetzi: Well, how am I supposed to make sure you only use it for deer huinting? Why, if I wasn't watching you, you might go off and hunt boar, or bears, or, heck, just about anything! You could even use it as a WAR bow, and not a hunting bow at all!
Togg: But I paid you for it! I should be able to use it however I want!
Oetzi: No, Togg. You bought the RIGHT to USE the bow for deer hunting. The bow itself is still mine.
Togg: Well, what if I just use one of my own strings?
[Togg takes a bowstring from his pouch, and begins to string the bow]
Oetzi: NO!!! That's a circumvention device! You can be trampled by mammoths just for carrying that around! I'm calling the Elders!
[TWANG]
Togg: Well, that's the end of that...
(email addr is at acm, not mca)
We are Number One. All others are Number Two, or lower.
Also in the article (Score:2)
I am scared. Many come for me. I hope I can ahhhhhh."
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Proof in the Pictures (Score:2)
Re:murder or accident? (Score:2)
If the facts of what you described are true, from the description it sounds a whole lot like a tribal banishment, with the "banishee" being hunted and killed shortly after being banished.
(For a movie that illustrates this but is so horrible that it's funny, see The Naked Prey [imdb.com].)
Re:Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:2)
Copper is actually too soft a metal to be used as a weapon. If this is the cave man/ ice man that i recall, he also has a lot of tattoos over his body, the axe may have been used for ceremonial reasons.
My turn to hypothesise as to why there is an arrowhead in his back.
* Pissed of a father, by ceremoniously killing his child.
* Accident of some sort.
* Rival tribe or similar.
* Pissed of someone else, just a general pissing off, nothing too big *g*.
How every version of MICROS~1 Windows(TM) comes to exist.
OOG SPEECHLESS!!! (Score:5)
[slashdot.org]OOG THINK CAVEMAN GROK BEHIND MURDER (SINCE OJ SIMPSON NOT ALIVE AT THAT TIME AND USE KNIFE INSTEAD OF ARROW), BUT OOG PROBABLY HAVE TO HIRE UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER CIRROC TO BE ABLE TO BRING REAL KILLER TO JUSTICE!!! OOG AVENGE DEAD COUSIN THARG!!!
Great?! (Score:2)
How is murder in any sense of the term great in so many ways?
Look, man was civilized enough to kill one another!
I think its sad in so many ways that we can't stop killing one another...
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Re:Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:2)
Here you can visit the Museum of the Iceman (www)! (Score:2)
I happen to be from that province where the Oetzi was found aka South Tyrol.
The museum where the iceman is exposed is located in Bolzano - Italy.
Here's the homepage:
www.iceman.it [archaeologiemuseum.it]
or alternatively see here:
www.provinz.bz.it [provinz.bz.it]
cheers,
Benno.
www.linuxaudiodev.org [linuxaudiodev.org] The Home Of Linux Audio Development
Back and to the left... (Score:3)
Re:Whoops! (Score:2)
This transcript [pulseplanet.com] from a short "Pulse of the Planet [pulseplanet.com]" radio piece sheds light on that legend
>>>>>>I'm sure he was accidentally shot, and then just left there to freeze for us to find him thousands of years later.
Actually, he was likely shot and severly wounded, and tried to escape over the mountains as the storm closed in.
No, the only time you kill someone and leave 'em in a snowbank is because you're pretty sure the statute of limitations is longer than 5,000 years.
The day we have to pay for crime from past lifes is the day we all have to worry. Currently the rules are that anything that happened from past lives is not very important. With all of the junk that happens in one life, and what we know of history, it could be very nasty.
and then... (Score:2)
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Re:murder or accident? (Score:4)
"It just went off when I was cleaning it (and after I had strung, drawn, aimed, and loosed it)."
Sheesh, who would have thought uninformed opinions would run rampant on slashdot?! Errrr, uh, nevermind then.
Re:OOG SPEECHLESS!!! (Score:4)
I need more fresh air.
Re:murder or accident? (Score:2)
In case anyone wanted to ask how Iceman ate his last meal on the Nova site...
Don't bother, I just beat you to it.
TSG
Re:murder or accident? (Score:5)
"Oeggl [the guy who analyzed the last meal based on a tiny scrap of food from the Iceman's colon] readily acknowledges that scientists may never know what prompted the Iceman to leave the relatively hospitable valley with no water or food to speak of (a single sloe berry was found with his remains) and try to cross the mountain at a time of year when several feet of snow easily could have obscured the topography of the steep and rocky Alpine ridge."
So we've got a guy leaving a fairly warm valley in some haste but well prepared (had eaten, brought no food, but had an ax, a bow, and 14 arrows), getting assaulted about 8 hours later, shot from behind and below (someone chasing him?), and left there with all his stuff.
My vote is for jealous husband, frankly -- a battle would have left more corpses behind, a robber would have taken his stuff, and the Iceman was leaving someplace safe and warm very quickly -- and very well-armed.
TSG
Those sneaky supervillains... (Score:2)
Re:Copper Axe really a weapon? (Score:2)
Visit the mummy online (Score:2)
What I found interesting was that he seemed to be in the process of making arrows and a bow. He had 12 unfinished arrow shafts and 2 arrows ready to be shot. Also, he carried a bow that was still being worked and not yet strung.
That he was off on a hunting trip was the original hypothesis. But between the murder and the fact that he was still making his weaponry, I would suspect some other (social?) situation brought him into the mountains, and to his untimely demise.
Re:Cease and desist! (Score:2)
In a related story... (Score:2)
When asked about the 5000+ year age of the case, Inspector Podder replied "There is no statute of limitation on murder."
Anyone with any information on Thargg should call 1-555-222-TIPS.
How do they know it wasn't an accident ? (Score:2)
Re:murder or accident? - it's a morality tale... (Score:2)
This practice is vary common, especially in the field of history. I'm going to stop short of aleging revisionist history, and simply say that it is common to evaluate the same event from entirely different perspectives and reach entirely different conclusions - sometimes simply for the purpose of being able to publish additional research papers - after all, there is a limited amount of history to interpret.
--CTH
The joke that wouldn't die, resurrected (Score:4)
Q: What goes, *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *sproi-oing* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*?
A: A prehistoric drive-by shooting.
(Yes, I know bows don't really go "sproi-oing", but it's a funnier sound effect than "fpppppt".)
WANTED (Score:2)
Caution: the suspect is armed.
10 years to see the arrow in his back? (Score:2)
I know who murdered him! (Score:4)
Cain did it!
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Two witches watched two watches.
fffft.... "Message for you, sir." (Score:2)
Evidence for a hunting accident (Score:2)
The natural place to wear a quiver is slung over your back. If the iceman had fallen surely it is certainly possible that he fell on his back. Thq quiver would then be placed between his body and the ground, pushing one of the arrows through the quiver and into his scapula. This would also account for the damage to the quiver and I am surprised this possibility has not been mentioned.
The iceman also has serial rib fractures on one side - it is not possible to tell if this happened pre-mortem or not, but he does say that serial rib fractures are common in falls.
Of course the fact that the arrows would be point-down in the quiver means that the arrow would probably have pushed through the bottom of the quiver.
Of course it is not nearly as newsworthy...
Philip
Re:We need Perry Mason! (Score:5)
The investigation was a total BS whitewash job. They covered up all of the evidence relating to the second archer behind the grassy knoll.
Condit claims he never knew him ... (Score:2)
Cocoa Pebbles: "Barney Fakes His Death" (Score:3)
Fred: What?!
Barney: Give me your Cocoa Pebbles!
Fred: No!
Barney: No? Ohhhhhh, Freeeeeed!
(barney gets hit by an arrow in the back)
Fred: Barney!
(a light appears behind Fred)
Barney: Yes, Fred?
Fred: You...you're an angel!
Barney: Your selfishness sent me to the great beyond.
(we see birds holding Barney on ropes and holding a flashlight over him)
Fred: Forgive me! Have my Cocoa Pebbles! Have them all!
Barney: Heavenly! Chocolatiest cereal in Bedrock!
(birds lick their lips and let go of the ropes)
Fred: Barney! You're no angel!
(Barney plummets into a glacier)
Barney: The devil made me do it!
thanks to [angelfire.com]
Was he British? (Score:2)
And his last words were...
"Run away! Run away! Run away!"
(yes, that's Monty Python for all you jocks who don't get it.)
Obviously... (Score:3)
Another sensless walk-by arrowing.
Re:Who Done It? (Score:5)
actual cause of death? (Score:5)