Sweat-Eating Bacteria to Live in Your Clothes 108
amyaimee writes: "Perfect for you hygiene-challenged computer geeks (you know who you are): New Scientist reports on a new clothing made of milkweed containing a special strain of e. coli designed to feed on human sweat and the proteins that cause B.O. Alex Lightman of Charmed Technology quips, "I wear the same pair of jeans all the time and I'm sure they have bacterial colonies living in them, but if they were selected to convert my sweat into sweet-smelling pheromones, that would be great," he says."
hygiene-challenged computer geeks (Score:1)
What's wrong with washing? (Score:1)
What's wrong with soap and deodorant, and why is washing your clothes such a problem?
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned...
Nothing beats a good bath! (Score:1)
Europeans used to think, and some of them might
still do, that washing more often than once
a year was dangerous for their health.
Funny that the fear of washing still exist to
this day. They considered our native ancestors
savages because they washed often.
The black robes thought of being washed as being
tortured, perhaps many other europeans thought
that as well. Perhaps many still feel that way.
Panty sniffers...... (Score:1)
Re:are these researchers smoking the milkweed? (Score:1)
Solution: nuclear power.
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All I want (Score:1)
As for the poll, I've been out at the pub a number of times this week, so mainly my clothes smell like cigarette smoke; but now I'm off to do laundry, so I picked "fresh and clean."
E. Coli (Score:1)
'e. coli', I get it confused with Ebola...
;-)
Jim
MMDC Mobile Media [mmdc.net]
Re:e. coli? (Score:1)
"Thanks, it's the shit."
Re:Washing? (Score:1)
what about pheremones (Score:1)
they dont? (Score:1)
Re:How do you know (Score:1)
If she does, so much the better! (Us geeks love eating pizza :)
Can I get some in a spray? (Score:1)
Now available in Roll-on, spray-on, or crawl-on. Ewww!
poo (Score:1)
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microsoft, it's what's for dinner
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Re:Cameron Diaz will be happy (Score:1)
What about cooling off... (Score:1)
Re:Milkweed Clothing (Score:1)
Hmmm. I wonder if this is like how sunflowers turn towards the sun. Your pants will be attracted to the crack of your ass.
-prator
New Discovery, will keep clothes clean! (Score:1)
Just put this powder in the water with the rest of your clothes and it magically removes the organic and inorganic dirt! No more stinky clothes! No more stains!
Soap! Use some today!
...end cheezy music...
Seriously though, battling the organic dirt with bacteria is only solving half the problem. Where has the common sense gone?
Re:Next up, dust eating parasites... (Score:1)
you are asking for a flesh eating bacterium...
Nah, just skin. It sounds interesting. Maybe if we send it up in space and blast these little fellas to every corner of the globe, we're FINALLY gonna get rid of dust.
- Steeltoe
e. coli? (Score:1)
Sweat and sex appeal (Score:1)
I understood that sweat is part of a masculine sex appeal, to cover it up would mean the same as throwing a brick at your own window - because aaahhh, women just plain simple like the scents of nature, they won't like this y'know.
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Sweat-Eating Bacteria to Live in Your Clothes (Score:1)
Prior art - was Matt Groening on the lab team? (Score:1)
"they don't call me the Colonel cause I'm some dumb-ass army guy"
Re:Is this good or bad news? (Score:1)
So these happy little bacteria living in the crotch of my pants will now be eating sweat and excreting what? More stinking bacteria crap!
Just because something will happily eat stinky crap, doesn't mean their crap won't stink.
Re:Washing instructions? (Score:1)
So, everything you wear is white/bright coloured?
As another poster pointed out, hot water causes clothing to wear out faster, as does bleach. I was complaining to a fellow jujitsu student about how my ghi (uniform) never seemed to come completely clean any more, and he said "Oh, I just use bleach." I then realised why his was starting to wear out after only a year (those things are TOUGH, and they also cost $60 which, to someone who likes to shop at Sunny's Surplus and thrift stores, is quite a bit).
Dark clothing, especially cotton, is supposed to be washed in cold water. I've had some black concert T-shirts for _years_ (washing them with the design on the inside helps, too).
Sotto la panca, la capra crepa
Re:are these researchers smoking the milkweed? (Score:1)
I think that since the freindly human is looking after the engineered bacteria and dumping *huge* populations of it into compitition that it will win. And if it starts to loose you just spray some more of it on so that the ratio is very tilted again. I personaly think that this would make a great deoderint. I belive I read a passing refrence to something like this in one of the "years best sci-fi" books and its something I have wanted to see since.
Re:Next up, dust eating parasites... (Score:1)
>Since I actually wash myself minimum once a day
And anyone who doesn't is a fucking pig, as far as I'm concerned.
Just try telling that to the folks living in the middle of Sahara or in other rather exotic places with rather little extra water. ;)
No (Score:1)
Re:Washing? (Score:1)
Whoops, sorry, my mistake :-)
Didn't look at the website as this was the article I read in my dead-tree-edition just before I came to work this morning, so it was still pretty fresh (unlike the jeans in question!)
kind of reminds me of Roosta's towel...
TomV
Heineken??? PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!! (Score:1)
Kid: Heineken.
Frank: Heineken??? F**k that sh*t - PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!
(I just got Blue Velvet on DVD last week - and Dennis Hopper's performance as Frank is one of his best - and that's my favorite line from the movie!)
Spiderman (Score:1)
But seriously, what would happen to this harmless bacteria after being exposed to our sweat? It might not be very pretty.
Re:are these researchers smoking the milkweed? (Score:1)
Actually, that's not quite true. Some antibiotic resistance mechanisms, such as altered binding proteins, don't seem to slow the bacteria down much. You find them in nature all the time. Other mechanisms, like cellular pumps that actively punt antibiotics out of the bacterium, are much more demanding. It depends on the mechanism, the bacteria, and the threat environment.
Remember, most antibiotics and antibiotic resistance evolved long before people were involved.
More on the topic, does anyone else wonder how the heck you're going to sell "bacteria-infested" clothing to the average idiot in a clothing store? I can just see the ads now, with happy singing bacteria dancing through the clothing fibers. Anybody want to suggest a catchy slogan?
Re:How does one keep bacteria? (Score:1)
Re:Worse... (Score:1)
What about CowboyNeal (Score:1)
Whatever happened to CowboyNeal? Just at LinuxTag, CmdrTaco said that CowboyNeal is the right answer to all questions and of course it is: My clothes do smell like CowboyNeal.
You really left out an important option here. Shame on you.
Re:Next up, dust eating parasites... (Score:1)
They're already there; dust mites. Too bad their poop gives some people an allergic reaction...
So... (Score:1)
What's next? (Score:1)
Sweat eating bacteria is already abundant. (Score:1)
Also, I can't really see this as something we'd want to have. Whenever my clothes get drenched in sweat on scorching hot summer days I prefer changing them after a nice cold shower. I seriously doubt that any technical innovation will ever get me to cut back on personal hygene. Of course, there are a lot of stinkers out there who just don't care. I can see an application of this technology on them, for the benifit of the rest of us.
A penny for your thoughts.
Re:Why Angelina Jolie? (Score:1)
Because she's all over me!
The Smell Talk (Score:1)
This technology brings hope that someday the plague of the stinky programmer, scientist and researcher will be wiped out like polio. No more shall co-workers have to suffer an intolerable stench. No more will someone curiously wonder why they find soap on their desk every morning. No more will I have to threaten to fire someone because they won't bathe on a daily basis.
But before that day comes let me just give everyone a word of adive: "This ain't France. Taking a shower every day. And for Pete's sake put on some deodorant."
Already been done (Score:1)
Re:Why Angelina Jolie? (Score:1)
Re:Washing instructions? (Score:1)
From now on I'll be marketing bacteries and their benefits
I voted Angelina Jolie... (Score:1)
I Know An Industry That Would Have A Fit... (Score:1)
What would also be fun is taking water samples that are tested for general coliform contamination and, whoops, accidentally letting your shirt sleeve contact the sample as it's being analyzed.
There's a great deal of potential for abuse for these clothes...
Re:Sweat-eating clothes... (Score:1)
Sweat-eating clothes... (Score:1)
This type of clothes, although a great scientific feat, will not exactly promote better hygien. If you can walk around for days or weeks without washing, and these clothes make you smell irresistible - I would hardly call these clothes 'the best thing since sliced bread'. Geeks might, on average, have a harder time keeping clean, but these types of clothes is NOT an excuse for letting things slip even further.
Nothing beats a good healthy shower and a bar of soap!
Re:Seems kinda wierd to me. (Score:1)
It could always mutate into something that lets say, eats off your skin.
I think it would be strangely appropriate for mankind to die off in a vain attempt to be more socially acceptable.
Re:Smell (Score:1)
Smell (Score:1)
Brute force?? (Score:1)
"They're tough little guys,"
Are you telling me that this Fowler guy and his team of scientists almost got their asses kicked by bacteria? BO is the least of their worries if that's the case. Hit the weights boys!
I knew it... (Score:1)
how about this (Score:1)
Re:Washing? (Score:1)
Bacteria that loves sweat living in clothes plus sweaty person that wears clothes plus evolutionary pressures for survival equals bacteria that migrate to people and start hiding out in unwashed nooks and crannies and folds of flesh and reproduce like mad.
Sign me up! I can't wait to be part of the next experiment in cultivating a flesh-eating bacteria plague which will leave my tortured skin smelling lemon fresh!
(Seriously, what about people with piercings and skin infections and cysts? Perfect spots for sweat-eating bacteria to hide out in. Be scared.)
Seems kinda wierd to me. (Score:1)
sounds like cutting of your nose to
No Sweat Tide (Score:1)
I'm hoping that the beer, coffee, and coke spills, candy bar and cookie crumbs, cigarette ashes, plucked eyebrows, cell phone and beeper radiation, mailing tape excess, fallen out rotted teeth (from the junk food), air pollution, coughs (from myself and other), snot from sneezes, soap from sink, water, and toilet paper mistakes that are commonly attached to my clothes will also help feed these critters. Hell, maybe I need these things after all.
Re:Next up, dust eating parasites... (Score:1)
you are asking for a flesh eating bacterium...
arrgh
Needed: cooking, car-fixing, bill-paying bacteria (Score:1)
Miko O'Sullivan
Re:Next up, dust eating parasites... (Score:1)
It's a terrible idea (Score:1)
My goal is less bacteria, not more. It may be just a matter of time before some killer disease wipes out half the human population.
How do you know (Score:1)
Great excuse... (Score:1)
just a thought - doesn't ecoli come from rotting flesh (bad hamburger for example)??? Sounds like alot of my fellow nerds to me...
Re:Cameron Diaz will be happy (Score:1)
Well there went my dream.. thank god imaginary scenarios dont come with smell
Selling the threads (Score:2)
Selling these wouldn't be a problem. Just don't mention that your new improved process involves live bacterial cultures. (OTOH, live yoghurt sells well, so that may not be necessary.)
Caution: Now approaching the (technological) singularity.
Mine smell like Linda Evans in "Mitchell" (Score:2)
Re:Worse... (Score:2)
Re:Dude what a great .sig! (Score:2)
Worse... (Score:2)
Re:e. coli? (Score:2)
Keeping the bacteria going (Score:2)
>the milkweed fibres in additional nutrients.
Waiter, I'll have the soup and salad combo. Can I have a big bowl of beef broth too? It's for my jacket...
How does one keep bacteria? (Score:2)
Where such bacteria could make real sense is one-time non-fabric underwear and such -- I heard that in Japan it is a usual thing.
A spray that contain these bacteria in inactive state, that can be used on any clothes (or a car seat, or whatever) could be much more practical.
A genetic mechanism that forces the bacteria to die after, say, 1e+5 generations, can be seen as a reasonable safety measure, too.
Who the hell is Alex Lightman? (Score:2)
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Re:Smell (Score:2)
As I said in my original post - most brands do nothing. It's about time they came up with some that do, though I'd rather have anti-perspirant cos sweat is still kinda gross even if it doesn't smell.
Re:you're my hero! (Score:2)
PLUG PRICE="cheap"There's more random crap over at my homepage too/PLUG
Damn! my only accurate choice; missing! (Score:2)
Sigh.. I guess I'll just have to choose "Rolling Rock, or maybe it was Heineken" since it did take about 6 [silverlake-2000.com].
Sweat-Eating Bacteria (Score:2)
Shower (Score:2)
Washing instructions? (Score:2)
Since I never iron my shirts, I guess that won't be much of a problem though.
you're my hero! (Score:2)
Dude what a great .sig! (Score:2)
Re:Dude what a great .sig! (Score:2)
*blush* sorry about that. I really want to make it better but in view of the words limitation in sig....
It looks okay in netscape, but I found it looks awful in IE....is that MS behind all these again?
Next up, dust eating parasites... (Score:2)
PS. Get a girlfriend, she probertly wouldnt let you run around in the same pants all the time anyway..
Washing? (Score:2)
A question: any chance those E. coli bacteria could mutate into a harmful strain?
GreyPoopon
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Re:are these researchers smoking the milkweed? (Score:2)
normally in the fermentation/ rot/ stinkiness process, successive cycles of creatures take over these descending paths of chemical dead-ends as you suggested from acids to alcohols to formaldehydes to carbon dioxide... as the chemical environment changes...
having said that, why hack one organism's genome? stick all these organisms together in cooperative symbiotic mode, like a lichen, just like in nature
then encapsulate them all in some sort of semi-permeable membrane/ beads and you won't have to worry about them competing with the wild bacteria
now the problem is that this becomes a real complex bio-hack... good luck!
Is this good or bad news? (Score:2)
The smell you have under your arms is not the sweat itself.
Its the excrement of the bacterias that is living under your arms and feesding on your sweat.
So if the other type of bacterias manour is smelling better it migth be a good thing :)
Or how about this:
Genemanipulate a bacteria that will eat other sweat bacteria.
Other modifcations:
Make the excrement that the bacteria produce smell better.
No mather what the choises wil be... take a shower
Ascii(64)
Smelly Footsies (Score:2)
During pre-production product testing, they discovered that about 2% of the pilot program users had developed a serious allergic reaction to the bacteria. The last I heard, the product was put on the back burner - they couldn't adequately circumvent the health issue.
This seems like a nearly identical idea, and so the same health concerns would apply.
Cameron Diaz will be happy (Score:3)
Mmmm, me wants to become sweat-eating bacteria on her now !#%
Re:are these researchers smoking the milkweed? (Score:3)
Not necessarily, there are other compounds which can also serve as the end product of a fermentation process. For instance, alcohols. And if you choose to use more advanced organisms that engage in oxidative phosphorylation, you can go all the way to C02 + H2O.
On a different note, I'd choose something other than E. coli for this purpose. An endospore-forming bacterium would be much tougher, as you could expect at least a small fragment of the population to survive just about anything short of an autoclave.
Re:e. coli? (Score:3)
Thus E.Coli (Escheria Coli) is used as an indicator for bacteria in drinking water in general. Drinking water that is contaminated with E.Coli probably is contaminated with sewer water.
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Re:Why Angelina Jolie? (Score:3)
//rdj
No more personal space (Score:3)
Re:Smell (Score:3)
The only such product I've seen that has anti-bacterial properties is a King Of Shaves spray with some sort of bacteria-killing herbal extract - dunno if you'd call this a deodorant or not
Re:Washing? (Score:3)
As you saw when you read the article, but seem to have forgotten in the intervening time, you don't wash them. they live off the dirt in your clothes. and if you leave your clothes clean for long enough for them to become dormant, you feed them by wearing the clothes.
Or maybe they'll come up with bacteria that feeds on common clothing stains, too. That way, you'd never have to wash them
Again, when you looked at the title of this story, you noted the words "Sweat-Eating Bacteria to Live in Your Clothes", and when you read the article, you noted that you wouldn't have to wash clothes anymore due to the bacteria keeping them clean. And then the amnesia hit again.
A question: any chance those E. coli bacteria could mutate into a harmful strain?
Clearly, the answer is yes. although there are thousands of strains without which we'd all starve due to our inadequate guts, and a very limited number of strains which are harmful. But as long as you can resist eating Bart's shorts.....
TomV
I have this already... (Score:3)
Today: "The Smartest Man In America Fixes Education System" [ridiculopathy.com]
If they had a choice... (Score:3)
I'm sure they'd rather live in vacuum if they had a choice.
Re:Washing? (Score:3)
Perhaps you should read more carefully yourself. Although my memory is fading, and I can't re-read the article because it's giving a JRUN error now, I believe that the bacteria currently don't live off of dirt, or even sweat for that matter. They live off of some nutrients they soaked into the fibers. However, the statement was that they could be ALTERED to live off of sweat and body-odor causing chemicals. This, however, is only about 2/3 of the reason we wash clothing. The other 1/3 would be the grass stains, grape juice, or general mud and dirt that find their way to our clothing. My comment was merely to point out what washing would do, and promote discussion on whether the bacteria could be engineered to feed off of other substances that typically prompt us to wash our clothing.
although there are thousands of strains without which we'd all starve due to our inadequate guts
Yeah, that's one of life's more funny ironies. Your body can't do without something that can kill it. Of course, I guess you could say the same thing about water. As for eating Bart's shorts? Let's get Mikey to eat them. :)
GreyPoopon
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Milkweed Clothing (Score:4)
Incidentally, does anyone know just how close to the skin these clothes have to be? I don't want to have to have a permanent wedgie when it's warm just because my ass sweats a lot.
My clothes smell like: (Score:5)
Wait, I guess that's the same as Option 5: "That homeless guy on the subway".
are these researchers smoking the milkweed? (Score:5)
yeah sure, you can engineer them to manufacture some phermones, or lilac scent, or febreeze, or whatever as a byproduct of their metabolic efforts, but:
the majority of their metabolic byproducts will still be what makes them "gross": lactic acid, butyric acid, tartaric acid, other nasty smelling compounds...
it's hard to simply edit these compounds out of the bacterial output, as these compounds are simply the natural chemical dead-ends to well-established bacterial metabolic pathways.
"well, you can engineer other processes to destroy these compounds as well"
plus, like any other ecosystem: the savannah, a coral reef, your intestines, there is a bitter battle for survival raging.
it has been proven that bacteria without antibiotic resistance successfully displace and kill off bacteria with antibiotic resistance in the wild... why? because to defend themselves against antibiotics, resistant bacteria are exerting a hefty metabolic toll in order to survive... without antibiotics to worry about, those bacteria who are free to devote all of their metabolic efforts to survival and reproduction will outcompete their metabolically-hobbled cousins...
so what do you think will happen in these milkweed clothes when mr. i-make-phermones bacteria functioning at 70% metabolic maximum due to it's genetically-engineered burden is forced to compete for food with mr. wild-as-i-wanna-be bacteria functioning at 100% metabolic maximum? hmmph