Movies in Space? 108
Pentapod writes: "Surely this must have been submitted ... but I haven't seen it yet. A new module being planned on the International Space Station will include facilities for the first film studio in space. Angelina Jolie in zero-gravity, anyone?" And it's even named Enterprise, not for its bold, pioneering spirit, but for its commercial nature. *shrug* My guess is that it's cheaper to float your actors with special effects than to send them up and shoot them in real zero gravity.
Hmmm... (Score:2)
Yeah, maybe, But... (Score:2)
Yeah, it might be cheaper, but I'm guessing the novelty of the whole thing will get a few movies made, if one does. I would have to wonder if the US would sponsor the actor's trip to the ISS or if it would have to be sponsored by Russia or France or somewhere...
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houston we have a problem... (Score:2)
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Commercial? (Score:1)
2 straight entertainment articles (Score:1)
Re:Commercial? (Score:1)
ISS: International Space Station
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Money makes the world go around (Score:2)
I'm sure they would charge another good $15,000,000 per astronaut up there. Combined with training costs and the fact that you need more than several actors/one cameraman, I don't think things will be that cost effective.
FX (Score:1)
my fortune (Score:1)
Zero-G Porn? (Score:1)
No, seriously, i could see some benefits from this. I can imagine that at some point in filming, it becomes more expensive to utilize the 'vomit comet'.
And, just imagine the tag line for the movie, instead of "Filmed in Smell-o-vision" you've got "Filmed in Zero-G!, when fake weightlessness caused vomiting just isn't enough!"
Easier than the current method I guess (Score:1)
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Re:FX (Score:1)
novelty (Score:1)
Being that Russia used to be the evil communist empire, and the US is supposedly the land of capitalism, its a bit suprising to see the Russians turn around and embrace capitalism in its space ventures.
Perhaps sometime the average citizen will be able to afford a trip to space. For now, your going to need bottomless pockets to get up there, but at least its possible.
Floating actors (Score:2)
Or you could just use the old tried and true method of bad sci-fi. Simply don't float your actors at all, ignore physics completely, and hope your audience is too stupid to notice. And if anyone does notice, make up some bullshit about "artifical gravity" and "inertia dampeners" after the fact.
James Cameron (Score:4)
NASA, I recall is up for it, but expressed the desire to hold of on more tourism for a while. Cameron agreed. (He could probably fund the damned module anyway....)
Re:Easier than the current method I guess (Score:1)
although I'm not sure many movie stars would want to go through getting up into space to film stuff either.
I can see it now:(Whiny Actor): I just can't work with this material! I'll be in my trailer.
(Real Astronaut): No!! Don't open that hatch!
Blam!
The Matrix' special effects (Score:2)
Next on CBS... (Score:1)
Featuring elimination challenges such as "Repair the tumbling satellite," "Race to the moon," and "Decode signals from the space aliens!"
Every 10 orbits, the remaining contestants will get together and vote one of their ISS co-inhabitants jettisoned into space. In the final episode, a committee of heads-in-jars will vote on who the winner is.
Re:Commercial? (Score:1)
Space travel is just so expensive right now, to the point that only the US can really afford it, and Russia is really still in it because they still have the infrastructure for it (from being able to afford it in the past).
It's kinda interesting how the U.S. can afford all this with NASA having such a puny budget compared to the rest of what the Gov't spends on.
This is being built by Spacehab..... (Score:2)
Oh, that is so fake. (Score:2)
I can see the wires, I swear.
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OTOH.... (Score:1)
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WTF?? (Score:1)
Look, if you have any trouble getting rid of it, you could just send it to me. This is just ridiculous.
Re:houston we have a problem... (Score:5)
While it worked (the zero-g scenes are wonderful -- of corse I think the whole movie is), it was costly, and difficult.
The Apollo 13 crew has logged more vomit-comet time then any astronaut. More then anyone other then the people that fly the thing. That wasn't cheep (I don't know if the film company payed, or if it was done on our tax dollars).
You only get about 30 seconds of zero-g at once. That makes it hard to film long scenes. No, it makes it hard to film short ones, really really hard for long ones :-)
There is very little space to film there. The set on 13 was of a cramped space craft, so it wasn't impossible to film, but it was hard to fit cameras and lights in.
I'm sure there is some other stuff as well, but it has been a while since I watched the film, and even longer since I listened to the directors commentary...
Comparative Hype Value; Economics (Score:4)
Hm..The debate seems to be the usefulness of an orbital studio. Considering leading man/leading lady salaries today, paying the soviet space agency one million dollars per head to get a director, photographer + two actors into the "studio" for a week's worth of filming is
The novelty factor is remarkably high. But don't tell me that had Ron Howard, Tom Hanks & Co. shot 30 minutes worth of capsule interiors in the studio that it WOULDN'T have added value to the film. People admire Hank's dedication to his craft when he loses 35 pounds for films like "Castaway" or "Philadelphia"; The pure accuracy of the visuals in a zero-g filmed movie with a cast like that would transcend gadget value, and fall welllllll within today's bloated A-movie budgets.
So Lou Perlman wants to put Superflous Bubblegum Band v2.0 into orbit for a live concert? To haul up 4 prettyboys + camera guy = 5.5, 6 million dollars? Ten million households pay $29 for the pay-per-view, and after it's all said and done - Hey, he still made a ton of money off pure gadget value.
Cue the soundtrack... (Score:2)
Re:The Matrix' special effects (Score:2)
The idea of fitting a film crew, sound crew, director, actors, costumes, and props up there, not to mention the expense of training the humans for outer space and launching them (and dealing with a few days of severe nausea), makes the idea of filming something akin to the Matrix in space absolutely laughable. This will *not* get used for Hollywood-style movies.
Not really sure what you would use it for, actually. Discovery Channel specials? That seems a lot more believable.
Re:houston we have a problem... (Score:2)
Yes, but Ron Howard was merely looking for a degree of realism by doing that in Apollo 13. This, on the other hand, is ideal for someone who want tons of international publicity merely for filming something in orbit -- something that might otherwise not be worth watching.
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Re:tax dollars funding movie studios and theme par (Score:2)
Ha (Score:2)
You thinking a bit small aren't you. What about...
Asia Carrera in outer space!
If you'd read the article... (Score:4)
If you read the article, you'd see that the module is a proposed attachment to the ISS, which Russia has 'handballed' to a civilian group. Russia ran out of money (again).
NASA is on record as 'reviewing the situation', as are all the other ISS partner nations. I think NASA will be objecting as strongly to this as they did to our recent Space Tourist.
Sufficient to say, it's not a NASA initiative, and NASA hasn't even made an official comment yet.
There's a cheaper and more hilarious solution! (Score:4)
Check out Pen (from Pen and Teller) and a dude from ZZTop [artbell.com] they were the first to try the new commercial version of the Vomit Comet!
You get fifteen 30 second zero-G dives as well as 15 1.8g climbs! They even start you off with a 2/3g dive (Mars) and 1/3g dive (Moon)...plus it's in a freakin' cavernous jet!
Bravo...finally someone else who (Score:1)
Cheap Ploy to Gain Public Acceptane for Space (Score:2)
Showing us the money (Score:2)
At $10mil a film, that's a small enough part of the budget that many would be willing to go up and the module would pay for itself in 10 missions. This could lead other private sector companies to fund modules so that they can get some small benefit like a news desk in space, or the special NSA section, or a module holding a few bombs to let gravity do its thing. From the article, "We could have the first broadcast of music from space ... We could have TV programming or a motion picture." seems to be unambitious since that's probably not good for more than closing a channel for the evening to the Star Spangled banner or a few more overstocked movies at the Discovery Store.
The other thing to consider is that if ISS whores themselves out to doing this, that puts the Tito mission in a whole new light. And will this turn out to be another situation where the Russians decide to launch it to the station and tell the ISS partners that they can do whatever they want? Still for filming this sort of thing, consider what is more dangerous, zigzagging a place up and down for a few hours, or a 20 minute ride on the shuttle that most people would kill for to film for a week. An actor might make the investment of visiting Star City to market themselves as an actor ready for space filming or the studio would send actors off to take space lessons much as they do for other skills they want their actors to quickly get the hang of.
Re:novelty (Score:1)
Re:OTOH.... (Score:2)
Re:Showing us the money (Score:1)
The Vomit Comet (Score:4)
There is a long article by Penn Jillette (the talking half of Penn and Teller) here [artbell.com]. More than just an article on the technology, it talks about how it really feels far better than anything I've seen before.
Besides, it involves fat guys and pneumatic blondes stripping in zero-g along with Billy from ZZ top and a $250,000 guitar - if that doesn't appeal to nerds, I don't know what does.
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:4)
Yup, it's been done... The movie was called "The Uranus Experiment", and it was released in 1999! Here's an article [flashnews.com] about it...
Re: (Score:2)
$1192.50 (Score:2)
Re:Floating actors (Score:2)
cheaper with special effects... (Score:1)
But there's another side to this: Zero-G effects the human body. Oh, sure, breasts will jiggle in interesting ways, but with the body-fluid shifts filling the upper body those pretty starlets will get ruddy, puffy faces and clogged sinuses.
Not a pretty thing to do to someone whos living is made by their looks.
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You should read Kings of the High Frontier (Score:1)
Reading that book made me wish I'd never worked at NASA.
Bob-
Exact opposite. Studios will PAY to film in space! (Score:1)
Re:Comparative Hype Value; Economics (Score:1)
Just like actually shooting Waterworld in the Pacific off Hawaii added.. (oh wait.) -- one wrecked set and a whole lotta money.
Really... if you can fake it for cheap(er), that's the way to go.
I would have liked to see the cut scenes from the vomit comet. "Houston.. we have a ... BLLLLEEEEAAAGH"
Re:houston we have a problem... (Score:1)
They Should Name This Module Travesty... (Score:4)
As a former Boeing Space Station engineer, I am stunned and appalled that SpaceHab would stoop to this - leasing a module as a movie set. To get the obvious out of the way, there aren't enough scenes needing zero G in sci-fi dramas to justify it, which leaves sports and sex as the only things that would keep people's attention for continuing and repeated use. My God, we're on the verge of seeing the dawn of the 24-hour weightless smut channel, just when I thought I had seen everything...
What's even worse is that the real rationale for the Space Station is virtually dead, if it's not totally dead already. The ONLY reason for the space station is to do life science in zero G (or reduced G, like growing plants in a Martian level centrifuge) - EVERYTHING else (earth resources photography, astronomical observations, you name it) is going to be done cheaper and better from unmanned platforms that don't have the expense of an extraneous life support system.
The Space Station is SO big that the current crew of three is run ragged trying to keep the systems maintenance going - there is NO TIME for ANY life science at present. That won't change until we get a crew escape vehicle (currently the Russian Soyuz, a 30-year-old design) that can carry more than three people back. Guess what - there isn't even a funded plan to build such a vehicle. (If modifying a hollow can of air into a movie studio costs $100M, you can imagine what a new reentry vehicle with heat shielding, comm, nav, propulsion and all the rest would cost, starting from scratch...)
When I started working on Station in the mid-80s, the dreams were high. We were going to provide ultra-pure water, on-orbit X-ray machines to analyze fragile protein crystals grown in zero-G that would never survive reentry, animal cages and discection capabilities (imagine handling mouse litter and blood drops in orbit!), freezers and microscopes and video links, centrifuges to grow wheat in lunar gravity levels and corn in Martian gravity levels - plus all the solar cells and heat radiators to run all of this stuff - run by astronauts living off of a closed life support system that would be a dress rehersal for a Mars mission.
Well, the ugly reality of $10,000 per pound to orbit reared it's ugly head, the Cold War ended and the project had to include the Russians, the mission orbit was changed to let Russian rockets barely get there at the expense of halving what a US Shuttle could get there from a Florida launch, the life support system is basically scuba tanks of air and there's no lab equipment to speak of or crew time to run it if there was any. I guess the only thing left to do is turn a module into a film backdrop for recording fantasy dreams....
I hate to say it, but I can hardly wait for NASA to declare the Space Station a rousing sucess, bring the last crew home and deorbit the damn thing. Only then can we get on with establishing a lunar base or doing something like Zubrin's Mars Direct [nw.net] where we escape the tyranny of having to drag up every single pound of stuff we use at hideous cost and start using extraterrestrial resources instead.
Cosmetic Applications :-) (Score:1)
Re:There's a cheaper and more hilarious solution! (Score:1)
DVDs and the internation space station (Score:1)
movies I'd like to see... (Score:2)
Think of all the the sci-fi that currently
can't be made into movies:
Integral Trees (by Larry Niven)
Ringworld (again, LN)
and pretty much anything else that takes
place in space without gravity generators!
anymore suggestions?
Not good for cameos (Score:2)
Re:The Matrix' special effects (Score:1)
-- Judas96
"...don't take a nerf bat to a knife fight." - Joe Rogan, said on News Radio
Re:$1192.50 (Score:1)
-- Judas96
"...don't take a nerf bat to a knife fight." - Joe Rogan, said on News Radio
Re:They Should Name This Module Travesty... (Score:2)
I'm probably being terribly naive here, but perhaps they could just park two escape vehicles up there, bringing the crew limit up to 6?
It's Russian (Score:1)
Re:Bravo...finally someone else who (Score:1)
Still Chuckling
Read the article first spaceboy (Score:3)
I'd like to see a lunar base in my lifetime too, but without first making attempts at privitizing space I don't see how the current NASA mentality is going to go for it.
Re:Floating actors (Score:2)
Hey you heard him! No bullshit in fiction. Not all sci-fi has to 'hard' sci-fi. I'm a big fan of PKD's work and it has little to do with the assumptions of scientific materialism. It isn't wacko, its art. The genre is large enough to fit artificial gravity both in the hard sense (2001) and in the soft sense (star trek).
Re:They Should Name This Module Travesty... (Score:3)
Re:Ha (Score:2)
And who is Angela Joile, anyway?
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Re:The Matrix' special effects (Score:1)
While zero-g means that you wouldn't fall off the ceiling while walking on it, the act of walking would send you hurtling toward the floor.
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:2)
Then of course, there is the space fungus.
But seriously, who wants to make a bet that one of the best selling early flicks actually shot in space would be a porn flick? There might be enough money in it to finance non governmental space flight. I guess it depends on who are the most appropriate stars.
enuf said.
Check out the Vinny the Vampire [eplugz.com] comic strip
but what about bloopers? (Score:1)
Yeah, but think of the great outtakes you could have at the end of a movie shot in space
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:2)
People will make millions upon millions off of zero-g porn, I guarantee you.
Re:Read the article first spaceboy (Score:1)
Re:Bravo...finally someone else who (Score:1)
Science vs. Commercial (Score:1)
It seems strange, here we are in 2001 and yet both space agencies are relying on outdated expensive technologies to carry people to space. Where's the space plane? There has been no developments in space travel technology since the 1970s. If things were as slow in computer technology, we'd all still be using PDP11s at work and AppleIIs or Commodore 64s at home.
Re:If you'd read the article... (Score:1)
If the studios pay than HELL YEAH that means that NASA and the rest of the countries working on the ISS can spend more money on R and D which is always a good thing.
Which should include a "laser" death ray just in case they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
Peace...or not
Re:Floating actors (Score:1)
Hey you heard him! No bullshit in fiction.
Did you miss the phrase "after the fact?"
Even if you didn't, does your definition of bullshit include "a fantastic but for the most part internally coherent system of physics in a sci-fi or fantasy universe." If it makes you feel any better, mine doesn't.
Not all sci-fi has to 'hard' sci-fi.
I didn't say it did. I didn't refer to "all sci-fi." I did refer to "bad sci-fi," and you seem determined to think that phrase refers to whatever kind of sci-fi you happen to like. *shrug*
I'm a big fan of PKD's work and it has little to do with the assumptions of scientific materialism. It isn't wacko, its art.
Er, I'm a fan of Philip K. Dick too. But we were talking about actors in films or television, not characters in novels. Hollywood doesn't give shit about hard sci-fi, or soft sci-fi, or PKD, or "the assumptions of scientific materialism," or art. They just care about whatever they can get a bunch of morons in a preview screening or focus group to believe -- whether or not it insults my intelligence, or yours.
Talk about a role reversal (Score:1)
The centrally planned economic model of Russia is changing to incorporate private enterprise into space exploration. This while the world's largest capitalistic system has NASA rejecting commercial overatures.
I never thought I would see the day when Russia was embracing capitalism more than us.
Re:FX (Score:1)
It's just as real as if the movie was shot in space.
twb
Launch Failure (Score:2)
NASA would be blamed for their deaths. They were Americans, so they should have been protected by their government. Oh, the Challenger blew up killing seven true American heros, whatever. Who cares about them, NASA KILLED HARRISON FORD!!!
This would, sadly, be the end of the space program, already threatened by an ever-slimming budget, if a celebrity were to lose his or her life.
twb
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:1)
Go you big red fire engine!
Your attitude is what's wrong with NASA (Score:1)
I am stunned and appalled that SpaceHab would stoop to this
as if there is something wrong with somebody else wanting to do something.
We'd probably have single stage to orbit, orbital hotels, cheap transport to orbit, and maybe even a start on a moon colony if it weren't for NASA's holier than thou attitude. They have blocked so much private enterprise that we ought to rename them the new communists. A bunch of damned puritans protecting their turf, better keep it expensive and to ourselves than cheap and let just anybody in.
Paaahhh!
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Life imitating art (Score:1)
Stanley Kubrick would be proud.
Nah, they should have called it Free Enterprise (Score:2)
Actually, the original Babylon was assembled for war, although the surface excuse given was (as the UN so often does today before ravaging a place) peaceful mutual benefit. The EU, in its early days, printed and gave out a poster showing the Tower of Babylon being built by robot-looking humanoids with mottos amounting to ``we know what we want.''
But I digress. Chode wants a slice of the action!
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:2)
Sorry, I know it's a bad bad bad sexist thing to say.... but it just has to be said
Not a good cosept... (Score:1)
Your going to catch a flik.
But first you need to go trhough a one year training course.(The avverage training for a mission in space is one year)
And this is fore each time you wanna se a movie.
Then comes the problem of getting there. Rocket fule aint cheep now a days. And most of us dont own one so we need to rent.
Sinse this will slow down the traffic on the "Space o'rama cinaplex" they have to raise the price. And the price is high enugh sinse this is a status thing and a product with stature is not inexpensive.
Maybe the whole thing wil just be for the people there happend to be in the naigbourhood.
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Re:Comparative Hype Value; Economics (Score:2)
Maybe this is why (Score:2)
That's one of the biggest reasons for the rapid advances in internet-related hardware and software.
Maybe that's what will jump-start a space program that's been losing momentum since July of '69.
Re:cheaper with special effects... (Score:2)
Re:movies I'd like to see... (Score:1)
*gag*
Re:but what about bloopers? (Score:2)
Re:Talk about a role reversal (Score:2)
They would have done it years ago if we'd offered enough money.
bah! People these days.. (Score:1)
Wasn't that good enough? I mean, really, there are people who still believe that actually happened..
Re:It's asked before, but... (Score:1)
Had to be said then... (Score:2)
|Re: Escape (Score:1)
If the Russians found the money to resurrect Buran, would this do the job ??
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:1)
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Re:Your attitude is what's wrong with NASA (Score:2)
Re:James Cameron (Score:1)
Re:|Re: Escape (Score:2)
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:2)
Yup, it's been done... The movie was called "The Uranus Experiment"..
wow.. the only problem i'd see is that if they wanted to do some 'facials' (do i need to explain)? - wouldn't it be hard.. two reasons.. it wont have the same projectory (no gravity), and secondly, it would hit her face at the same speed it came out (no forces to slow it down).. eww.. surely dont want super man up there - that could hurt. *grin*
i guess the next thing we could see on something like star-trek is the "cum comet".. :) - please dont tell me someone has done it already.
Zero Gravity porn (Score:1)
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Re:Ha (Score:1)
POW!!!!
Re:Maybe this is why (Score:2)
And let's not forget the really old stuff - one of the major early uses of the printing press was printing lewd literature to keep the peasants entertained. Smut is a powerful ally indeed.
Re:Zero-G Porn? (Score:2)
More info here: http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/movies/uranus
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