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mvw writes: "
This article is about yet unidentified species of poisonous spiders .. found by British Telecom technicians beneath Queen Elisabeth's Windsor castle!"
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Re:Technically, not poisonous (Score:1)
Technically, not poisonous (Score:4)
A venemous animal, like a spider or a rattlesnake, has a bite or other means of delivering a toxin to their target.
And, not to put too fine a point on it, all spiders are venemous. It goes with the territory. Saying that a new species of venemous spider has been found is like saying that a new species of fish that lives in water has been found.
Looking for a new pet? (Score:1)
good reporting (Score:2)
"There are about 50,000 species of spider worldwide, only six of which are known to be poisonous."
ALL spiders are venomous, but only a few are dangerous to humans. Note: Daddy Long-Legs and Harvester spiders are NOT spiders and are not, contrary to popular opinion, venomous. Maybe there are six species that are harmful or fatal if swallowed.
It's not me, but not necessarily them. (Score:2)
If the "dictionary" was the definitive authority on the meaning of a word, there would only be the need for one dictionary. Every dictionary you read has a slightly different definition for the same word. Which is right? They all mean basically the same thing, but some use different examples to get their point across. A dictionary also isn't as precise with its meanings either; they intentionally give more general definitions so that a greater number of people will be able to understand the basic idea of the word. Another case in point is poisonous and pestilent. A pestilent is not necessarily a poison. It can be but is only truly synonymous with poisonous in the "socially/morally/politically harmful" definition.
not necessarily (Score:2)
Important case in point:
King snakes' (non-venomous) prey on and eat the rattlesnake (highly venomous). They aren't immune to the bite of the rattler; but, if they kill and eat the rattler without being bitten, they are just fine. So, venomous != poisonous.
Re:Technically, not poisonous (Score:3)
The original post is correct. I have spent many years in the field of amateur herpetology (study of reptiles/amphibians) and know that, in the scientific community, we say venom is injected and poison is injested.
From Dictionary.com listing of "poison":
Usage: Poison, Venom. Poison usually denotes something received into the system by the mouth, breath, etc. Venom is something discharged from animals and received by means of a wound, as by the bite or sting of serpents, scorpions, etc. Hence, venom specifically implies some malignity of nature or purpose.
Re:poisonous spiders (Score:1)
I can think of five poisonous (or venomous or whatever -- we all know what was intended here, quibbling over this is like quibbling over whether people are hackers or crackers) spiders: katipo, redback, whitetail, funnel-web and tarantula. Let's find out what the last one is, and then we can know what parts of the world to avoid.
Oh Come On... (Score:2)
Really now, it's almost as if he wants to sound like some scientist from a MST3K reject. A concerned "member of the scientific community" warns that, though there might be some danger to humankind, and though they could theoretically "attack" at any moment, he is part of a group dedicated to preserving and understanding this facinating new species. And besides, fumigation wouldn't work anyway. I'll bet he even has a cool line like "beautiful creatures" already made up so he can stoically meet his death when they turn on him, despite his personal responsibility in preventing their extinction by sabotaging the heroes' attempt to lure them into a trap using super-strong queen spider pheromones...
Aieee... (Score:1)
*shudders*
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Re:Technically, not poisonous (Score:1)
"The spiders could not be repelled by conventional means as attempts to fumigate the species would run the risk of spreading them further afield."
Sounds like an apt description of the royal family as well. I wonder if they'll set up those cameras on the spiders as webcams so we can all watch their antics? (The spiders, not the royal family.)
Dave Conrad aka Dr. A. van Code
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Fifth post. Hail eris! (nt) (Score:1)
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Also discovered... (Score:1)
poisonous spiders (Score:1)
Re:Technically, not poisonous (Score:1)
Re:Technically, not poisonous (Score:1)
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Wow, I thought I was bad... (Score:1)
The team of experts from Project-ARK will spend the next few days studying the behaviour of the spiders using electronic cameras.
Gosh kids, doesn't that sound fun? I was starting to feel bad about trolling slashdot for far too many hours. At least I'm not watching video tapes of spiders.
Hour 1: Spiders build webs.
Hour 2-96: Spiders wait to eat anything that enters web including males who think they are going to get lucky.
Hey, wait a minute that sounds like my life!
Re:Technically, not poisonous (Score:1)
This is a neat discorvery! (Score:1)
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Damn... (Score:1)
(Hope they don't come after me for this joke the way the Co$ went after Keith Henson [theregister.co.uk]).