How To Handle A Killer Asteroid 159
SEWilco writes: "This Nando/AP article points out that there's a discussion under way of how to proceed when an Earth-impacting asteroid is discovered. The focus is the proposal "The Comet/Asteroid Impact Hazard: A Systems Approach" (Chapman, Durda, Gold) which has been circulating for several months. It's a summary of what is known, what is undecided, and what needs to be done to prepare. I do note that the discussion is assuming that all of the human population remains on Earth, except for the possibility of off-planet planetary defense facilities." I thought we were well-prepared for this already, thanks to the flurry of asteroid movies of a few summers ago. We send Bruce Willis, or possibly William J. Clinton, with a handpicked suicide crew equipped with drills and nukes, right?
Re:A real threat? (Score:1)
This is all very cool, but I have to wonder if anyone has actually done this - like read a newspaper in space through a telescope on earth.
Project Icarus (Score:1)
Re:What would Ayn Rand do about this? (Score:2)
...Like spending money destroying asteroids...I wondered where all my tax money was going...Dumbass
Govt:"We spent your money on this contraption to keep asteroids away"
You:"How's that work?"
Govt:"Well...You don't see any asteroids do you?"
You:"I'll take a dozen"
Re:A real threat? (Score:3)
This is one of these things where you cannot exagerate TOO much, because the estimated age of the universe is in the range 12-15 billion years.
When Hubble looked at Asteroid Vesta [solarviews.com], it had a resolution of about 5km/pixel. So you're basically claiming your telescope has 100,000x more resolution than Hubble? Come on.
And it looks like the astronomers there had a lot of fun with you.
Wait a minute! (Score:2)
>Queensbury rules instead of punching for the balls without gloves,
Wait a minute--when you nuke someone, it's M of Q as long as youuse a missle?
>I don't like the idea, either, but it's the only useful thing the military industrial complex can do
The Pax Americana (or Pax Atomica; take your pick) is the longest period of general peace (yes,there were exceptions) in europe since the Roman empire fell. That's a serious benefit (at least for Europe. But we got good trading partners and avoiding yet another war over there out of the deal).
Today, though, there's no serious threat of a massive European war; just a few skirmishes here and there. But I'd still rather spend money on being to big to fight than havingt to fight . . .
hawk
Just leave Clinton out (Score:2)
hawk
Re:Yeah, but... (Score:2)
> Wouldn't said diety just send his giant cow
nah, a deity might send a giant cow, but a diety would only have skinny cows . . .
:)
Re:A real threat? (Score:2)
> done this - like read a newspaper in space through a telescope on earth.
And I thought *I* was cheap. Some folks will do *anything* to sa ve a quarter . . .
hawk, not the master cheapskate any more
Re:What would Ayn Rand do about this? (Score:1)
Actually, I'd trust a randomly selected group of Randites to be able to better run an asteroid deflection program than today's NASA. Their inability to accomplish anything remotely resembling cheap launch (considering the twin fiascos of the shuttle and X-33) really gives me the creeps in situations like this. The pretend-private-corporations/ cost-plus contractors aren't making the situation any better.
Re:once-in-an-eon opportunity (Score:2)
Re:This is a job for the A-team (Score:1)
The A-Team was always finding the old cars and powertools whereever they were.
Re:This is a job for the A-team (Score:2)
No...there would be some rusty pipes, a transmission and muffler, and an air compressor. From that they would develop the asteroid-destroying-nuclear-bomb-factory.
Sorry - TVLand had an A-Team marathon recently.
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:2)
Also, delivering them to an asteroid is significantly more difficult than delivering them to another spot on Earth
Re:Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:2)
Now suppose we could use nukes to split off a 100m cube of rock and shove it away. To get the desired 1 m^s-1 for a 1km^3 asteroid (a big one) we need about 1000 m^s-1 for the other chunk, representing an energy of 2.5 * 10^15 J, or the equivalent of about 30g of matter, which, if I recall correctly is about 3 Megatons.
Now, any such system is going to be hugely inefficient, but if even 1% of the energy of some nukes can be used to split off such a "chunk "of rock, we only need a handful of standard warheads.
Getting them in-place and dug in within a few months of detection would be hard, but not necessarily impossible, and 10 years and a few billion $ would build the infrastructure to make it fairly routine if necessary.
Run like hell !! (Score:1)
When a killer (be it a mad man, a bunch of bees, or an asteroid) is coming after you, what'd you do?
For me, I'd run like hell.
As for WHERE to run... I dunno !!
Re:OTP:Re:A real threat? (Score:2)
Re:Ummmm, no..... (Score:1)
Evaporate the oceans? I think you're overestimating the power of nuclear weapons as well... You might succeed in irradiating and heating up the oceans a bit, enough to seriously effect marine life, and vaporizing a few million gallons. Certainly, you would cause some kind of "nuclear winter" or "nuclear greenhouse" depending on which theory turns out to be right, and probably succeed in killing off most of the higher life forms on Earth. But I suspect the oceans themselves would be largely unchanged.
Deflecting large objects with nukes (Score:2)
According to some back-of-the-envelope calculations I did with a friend it would take tens of thousands of tonnes of working mass and the biggest f**ing nukes currently available to deflect a 1km body even if it is discovered more than a year before impact.
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How about... (Score:1)
Why not use the technology mentioned here [slashdot.org] and build a huge NanoNet to catch it.
Before you catch it you attach a large mass, say some of the old satellites/space junk, at the end of a long NanoBungi attached to the NanoNet and set it off towards the sun.
Time this so that the asteroid is captured in the NanoNet just before the tension takes in the NanoBungi and leave the rest up to gravity and the sun.
NanoCatapult
Stupid idea! Just wait and see!
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:1)
That... and do we even know what happens when you set off a nuke in space?? has that been studied/thought out?? Anybody??
-Andy
Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:5)
...everyone likes to say "Now, for the first time in History, there exists a species on Earth that can do something about a earth-impact"
Unfortunately, that's just not true. Currently, even if we had bought the proper equipment, there is very little we could do to stop a 1km+ rock (or, esp. a comet) from coliding with the Earth. Basically, we've got the technology right now to see the hit coming, but not really do anything about it. Nukes and other missile-like interceptors aren't good enough, we don't have good enough energy weapons, and our space-flight technology isn't up to the task. So, basically, if we see something coming in the next century, we're fucked.
So if we can't stop it, can we prepare for it? Unfortunately, I'm going to have to say no to this is too. There's no way we could put away enough food and supplies to feed even 0.1% of the populance for the required decade or so after a major earth-impact. Most likely, the best we could do would be provide for 10,000 or so. And a modern Democracy simply isn't going to be able to sustain this kind of project - it would run hundreds of millions, and that's not going to fly with the voters. Sorry. And, honestly, is that money well spent? To spend perhaps billions over the years on something that has a 0.0001% of happening, or use the money to stop ozone depletion/polution/pick your favorite Earth Day project.
So, what's our best bet? Work like hell to get to the point where we can defend ourselves. The good news here is that spending on this kind of thing has all sorts of other uses, besides "impact defense". We need to spend lots on making spaceflight cheap to get orbital (and preferably Moon-based) stations going on a large scale. Faster and more practical space propulsion (ion engines? Space Sails?) Advances in energy and kinetic weapons that could allow us to pulverize a potential threat while still several AU away. Multiple large Hubble-like detectors scanning the heavens.
The point here is that realistically, there is very little we can do right now. However, given the proper schedules, funding, and willpower, we could have the defence capability by the 22nd century. And along the way, invent a whole lots of other stuff that we can really use. Think of it as the Moon Project for the 21st century.
-Erik
"Lemonade Solution" (Score:3)
I'm surprised NOBODY here has thought of this solution: use a braking rocket or solar sail to slow the asteroid and nudge it into the L1 zone of equal gravitational pull between the Earth and the Moon.
Crazy? Not when you look at what composes an asteroid--a list of strategically-important minerals out of the wazoo, often of higher quality than even minerals on the Moon. It could become the base material to build space colonies between the Earth and the Moon.
Re:Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:2)
Well that doesn't sound so great -- why would we spend all that time and effort just to have it NEARLY miss us?
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Just Move Out Of The Way (Score:3)
Re:I was thinking about this today, ironically... (Score:1)
what happens with nuclear detonation in space.... (Score:1)
Re:OTP:Re:A real threat? (Score:1)
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/04/28/017
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:1)
Which would be bad. Maybe not as bad as getting hit by the whole thing, but for a sufficently large asteroid, it wouldn't make much of a difference to us.
That won't work either.. (Score:1)
1) Usage of all available fuel, ever, makes cars instant antiques. No more 2 bucks a gallon fuel, that's for sure.
2) One large ass firecracker.
3) We could use redmond as a launching pad. That would probably sanitize the area nicely.
Re:Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:3)
I'd use diplomatic pouches (sorry Customs! Can't search this!) to bring in the components needed for a car-trunk nuke, or just smuggle them in -- perhaps with some coke! It always amazes me that people think these guys will box by Marquis of Queensbury rules instead of punching for the balls without gloves, but the fact is that missiles aren't the dangerous part, it's WARHEADS. Warheads are small (and getting smaller) and missiles are delivery systems only, just like rental-cars or freighters. In all my scenarios where I'm the bad guy, Washington DC ALWAYS becomes a few square miles of glass as fancy-schmancy "Brilliant Pebbles" orbit above, impotent. (This subject & line of argument makes me very unpopular in debates, needless to say, because I'm so obviously-right! Kinda like debating the tax-&-spend war on (some) drugs, it's easier to avoid me than to face me.)
Anyway, with proper sensing technology, properly-far-out in space, an intercept can veer an asteroid off-course and prevent humans from becoming dinosaur-extinct, IF! we can get over the idea of having weapons (probably nukes, but possibly others if they have sufficient kinetic energy) in space. I don't like the idea, either, but it's the only useful thing the military industrial complex can do (and they and the politicians they own are determined to spend my money). There was even an early (James T. Kirk era) Star Trek episode about this subject, only they used a (less realistic, IMO) ground based directed energy weapon to divert the big rock.
JMR
Re:This is a job for the A-team (Score:1)
"I pity the foo who tried to set up us the asteroid!"
"1-800, then Colle.." oh, never mind...
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Re:Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:1)
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Re:OTP:Re:A real threat? (Score:1)
You could work up some even better conspiracy theory about how the US and Soviet governments were in cahoots about the whole Cold War, and are nothing but puppets of [pick your favorite supervillan, big corporation, oil conglomerate, or alien civilization]. Hey, it's just as likely as most of the other theories...
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Gene Shoemaker (Score:2)
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Ummmm, no..... (Score:2)
People tend to think of nuclear weapons as just big conventional bombs. Nukes are thermonuclear fireballs, they have enough concussive force to blast buildings down, but not much else, and rock is pretty resistant to heat. Regular bombs rely a lot more on the concussive forces, which is why they leave big craters, and blast rocks apart.
Don't get me wrong, nukes have concussive force, but their big claim to fame is the heat and range, not the "knock down" capabilities. those are just handy side effects.
Re:Ummmm, no..... (Score:2)
Now ya got me curious, let's do it! Nothing to lose but our lives!
Re:This is a job for the A-team (Score:2)
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I'm an assembly guru
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:2)
A hundred years from Judgement Day, oil will still be diggable with a shovel - just head for the ruins of the cities and throw the plastic, styrofoam, and polyethelene over a fire to make oil. Metals will also be widely available where the cities once were, and in many cases, already refined.
IIRC, this type of "mining" (most valuable commodity: copper wire) is already taking place in the mostly-abandoned military complexes of Siberia.
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:3)
This is a self-limiting situation. If there's enough food for 3 million survivors for three days, and 90% of them starve, the 10% remaining have a month's worth of food.
That month is long enough for the clued survivors to leave the cities for the farms on the countryside. The unclued ones, well... I guess it's self-selecting as well as self-limited.
With a lack of infrastructure (particularly fuel), modern factory farms will be starved of production capacity. That's where the urban survivors come in - to haul tractors, combines, etc, and/or use their skills at repairing equipment.
You end up with a much smaller economy, but it's still a functional economy. Land is valuable, as are mechanical/electrical skills. Those without such skills can trade labor for food.
Everything I just said applies just as well in the event of asteroid impact (i.e., multiple fragment impact, not K/T-boundary impact!), and better, because you don't have the issue of fallout affecting crop yields and the health of the laborers.
Bottom line: It (be it global thermonuclear war or a series of asteroid fragment impacts) would majorly suck. But homo sapiens would, in all likelihood, survive - not just as a species, but as a technologically-advanced species. I would conservatively estimate time to restoration at 50-100 years.
Think my 50-year figure is nuts? Look at the major cities of Europe. Better yet, Japan. 55 years ago, most of those cities were little more than smoking craters.
Think my 100-year figure is nuts? We didn't have electricity 100 years ago. (Oh, wait a minute, California still doesn't! ;-)
But we did make the transition - from an agrarian society with a small urban component into a nearly completely-urbanized techno-society - in the past 100 years.
Moreover, the first time around, we had to derive all the science from first principles before we could even think about building the technology. This time around, we'd have the science stored in books everywhere, and working prototypes for damn near everything we need, stored in the attics and basements of damn near every home that was unaffected by the blast and/or looting. My 100-year estimate is probably woefully pessimistic.
Re:A real threat? (Score:1)
-sd
Almost correct (Score:1)
almost.. this time, dennis tito gets to watch from close by..
//rdj
Re:Learn from Tito (Score:1)
Re:Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:1)
I was thinking about this today, ironically... (Score:2)
The ICE age that followed wouldn't mean the end of life on earth, it would just mean few things woudl survive.
For starters, most of the lower plants would die. That would then in turn kill the lower ends of the life cycle. Creatures that don't mind turning vile and canabalistic will live on as it eats the weaker, and the ones dying off of starvation.
Eventually we would get down to the last few humans.
Most would die of starvation, but some would turn to eating just about anything, even if it meant canabalism.
If you think about it, the population of China alone is enough to keep the strong over there fed for quite a long time.
Only the strong stomached will survive.
"Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"
I have an idea (Score:4)
I'm sure they could litigate the asteroid out of existance.....
Re:I was thinking about this today, ironically... (Score:1)
Hahahaha. For a moment there, I thought you were serious.
Re:A real threat? (Score:1)
Look at the averages of impacts through the fossil record, far back beyond the KT boundary. There have been quiet periods before. Suddenly an asteroid or a comet gets nudged or bumped in the outer solar system, and Earth has an exctinction event.
Do you forget that recently we watched a previously uncharted comet smack into Jupiter, Shoemaker-Levy 9? Less than 2.5 million years ago the crater Tycho was carved out of the lunar surface. There's always Tunguska [geocities.com] to think about.
Statistically speaking it is a very safe bet that something already *is* on a collision course with the Earth, we just haven't noticed it yet. Just because no cataclysmic impact has happened within the incredibly brief space of time encompassed by recent human history, you make a very dangerous assumption that this somehow makes such an event less probable.
That's like someone who lived on the slopes of Mount Saint Helens' om May 17th, 1980 saying "it hasn't erupted in my lifetime, so this means it won't erupt in the future." The next day a gentleman named Harry Truman was proved fatally wrong and buried under several thousand feet of mountainside.
I for one feel it is safer (and more sensible) to err on the side of caution than to be unprepared.
Re:Gene Shoemaker believed that we would learn (Score:1)
Hint, as we learned from nuclear explosions, very energetic events can radiate significantly brighter than the sun. To keep your eye's lenses from frying your retinas, look away and cover your face with your hands.
If you manage to save your eyesight, when the brightness fades you may be in for quite a show. The problem is that if you are too close, by the time you see the oncoming shockwave it's way too late to do anything. And this doesn't take into consideration the ejecta thrown into the atmosphere or even into low orbit by the blast.
Search "tectites, rain of mud, rain of fire" on Yahoo. I suspect the environment gets really biblical after an asteroid impact unleashes a few times the combined total of the world's nuclear arsenals in a fraction of a second (it has happened several times in prehistory.)
once-in-an-eon opportunity (Score:2)
Eeeep! (Score:2)
Oh dear god, for a moment I thought he was talking about an asteroid.
Yeah, but... (Score:2)
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:3)
In any event, that's just people, to say nothing of blowing the
You don't need to 'take out' a small rock, anyway. Just deflect it ahead of time, which depending on how much advance warning you have, may entail strapping some ion engines to it, or detonating a bunch of fusion bombs next to it to nudge it away.
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:2)
This is a self-limiting situation. If there's enough food for 3 million survivors for three days, and 90% of them starve, the 10% remaining have a month's worth of food.
Perhaps for dry foods (sugar, meal etc.) and cans. Fresh food will quickly spoil and as electricity disappears refrigerated and frozen food will become unedible fast too.
With a lack of infrastructure (particularly fuel), modern factory farms will be starved of production capacity. That's where the urban survivors come in - to haul tractors, combines, etc, and/or use their skills at repairing equipment.
Hardly. There will be an acute shortage of fertilizer, pesticides and fuel. People will have to plow with horses (if such can be found), or pull it themselves. Furthermore, after an impact or nuclear war, the climate will very likely be much worse (nuclear winter, anyone?). Food yields are likely to be perhaps a tenth of what it used to be, if you are lucky.
Bottom line: It (be it global thermonuclear war or a series of asteroid fragment impacts) would majorly suck. But homo sapiens would, in all likelihood, survive
Yes.
- not just as a species, but as a technologically-advanced species.
No.
Of course it depends on the magnitude of the catastrophe, but were all nukes used we can say goodbye to technological civilization for at least several hundred years, perhaps forever.
Think my 100-year figure is nuts? We didn't have electricity 100 years ago. (Oh, wait a minute, California still doesn't! ;-) But we did make the transition - from an agrarian society with a small urban component into a nearly completely-urbanized techno-society - in the past 100 years.
You forget that during that time there were at all time, even during war, a functioning society. And most important of all - then we had access to easy, cheap-to-extract deposits of ore and energy (oil etc.). They are consumed now, and the only reason we can use lower-grade deposits is our more advanced technology now. But after a nuclear war, that doesn't exist anymore. So a new technological society would be much harder to build up again than it was in the 20th century.
It is more likely than not that the first 20 years or so would be chaos, with people scavenging supplies of fuel, spare parts and food as long as they can, with gangs of bandits preying upon them. In that time the Earth's population falls to 10-20% of the current.
As more and more ancient high-tech breaks down and there is no one who knows how to repair it anymore, and as the stores run out, people are more and more forced to live of the land, using older technology. Probably mostly 19th century tech with some 20th century parts. There might be some reintroduction of higher tech, like electricity from, say, hydro or wind power. At least some 80% of the people are farmers, possibly under bondage to earlier bandit leaders turned warlords.
In a few hundred years some more advanced, somewhat technological society might arise, but it will never approach today. The resources needed are already gone.
/Dervak
Re:Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:2)
I have to disagree with this, and will use the following well know example to illustrate why:
Halley's Comet has an orbital period of approx 76 years. It's perihelion is 88 million kilometers, and it's aphelion is 5.2 billion kilometers [aspsky.org].
An astronomical unit [encyclopedia.com] (AU) is 149,604,970 km.
That means that Halley's Comet is at it's furthest distance from the sun (aphelion) is about 34.75 AU away from the sun, and 33.75 AU from us (assuming both the Earth and Halley's Comet are on the same side of the sun).
Now, I think that 34 counts as 'several', and it only takes half of Halley's orbital period to travel that distance, or 38 years... not centuries as you stated.
who cares about the humans? (Score:1)
I mean, enough other species will keep on going. Wait a minute, probably more than are likely to survive with humans about...
We don't send anyone... (Score:1)
hc
Policy: a common substitute for good management
Re:A real threat? (Score:3)
the telescope can take clear pictures (I have one, but it was given to me on the condition that I not distribute it) of large stellar objects 50 billon lightyears away
Please explain this to me. It would take 50 billion years to the light to travel from that object to Earth. IIRC, the universe is only 15 billion years old, so how can you have a picture of one of these objects?
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What cracks me up is...... (Score:2)
WTF?
Someone explain that to me.
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63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs,
ya get 1 whacked with a service pack,
Re:Ummmm, no..... (Score:1)
AOL cds? (Score:4)
Big asteroid, no problem. (Score:1)
Re:Don't be so sure (Score:1)
Asteroids as offensive weapons (Score:1)
Couldn't someone put the two together and instead of redirecting it to HIT, maybe how to redirect it to MISS? or is that asking too much.
DanH
Cav Pilot's Reference Page [cavalrypilot.com]
nah (Score:1)
when you gotta go... you gotta go.
Yeah!! (Score:1)
What really concerns me.... (Score:1)
list ;gun, ammo, can goods, can opener,bread, milk.....
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Re:Gene Shoemaker believed that we would learn (Score:1)
Do note that this happend in 1997, damn assie drivers, I told you that thouse convict s couldn't be trusted. ;-)
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Re:Surf's way up! (Score:1)
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Re:What really concerns me.... (Score:2)
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Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:1)
It is worthy to note that virtually all the work done up until now has happened in the United States.
Re:The Amount of people searching for Asteriods (Score:2)
For a pretty good wow factor, this site [umd.edu] has an online calculator that gives you the destructive force for impacts of different sizes and compositions of asteroids/comets/other BNRs (Big Nasty Rocks).
The LoonyToons Solution (Score:3)
D
(As long as Liv Tyler is in the movie adaption, I don't care how they stop the asteroid.)
Mad Scientists with too much time on thier hands
http://www.time.com/time/reports/v21/science/aster (Score:1)
The only reason for including is the amusing difference in the way Time makes it seem *exciting* in a way the others didn't.
mick
...woooo, killer asteroid
Re:Bruce Willis is not enough... (Score:1)
Put all the above mentioned parties (although there may be a few people on tv I'd leave out) on a rocket and tell them there's an asteroid coming.
Then start the countdown and ensure that the firing mechanism requires they all learn to act.
Then watch the fireworks.
mick
...particularly Chuck Norris.
Re:Don't be so sure (Score:1)
You could always make the asteroid itself a story on slashdot and let the millions of hits pulverize it.
mick
The only solution... (Score:1)
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:2)
Precisely. A hundred years ago, oil bubbled up out of the ground. You could dig up coal with a hand shovel. Nowadays, it takes so much technology just to extract fuel and ores that, if the technology were unusable, there would be no way to get the fuel and raw materials needed to build the technology. Catch-22.
Re:Bruce Willis is not enough... (Score:1)
MG
I loved (Score:1)
I have a shotgun, a shovel and 30 acres behind the barn.
Learn from Tito (Score:3)
Perfect! (Score:2)
My favorite scene is where Bill draws the short straw and Dubya accompanies him to the asteroid's surface. Once they get there, Bill yanks the Bush/Cheney patch off of Dubya's pressure suit, kicks him out the hatch, re-enters the ship, and dusts off. I never get tired of Dubya nuking himself as he tries to dictate a memo into the detonator.
Re:Unfortunately, we're just at the beginning... (Score:3)
Re:A real threat? (Score:2)
This is one of the main reasons hubble is a success - no atmosphere == unrivaled view. The only problem is with steller dust.
Don't be so sure (Score:2)
Gene Shoemaker believed that we would learn (Score:2)
I was sorry to learn that Gene Shoemaker had passed away [usgs.gov]
Oh, good lord... (Score:5)
We send Bruce Willis ... with a handpicked suicide crew equipped with drills and nukes, right?
Good god I hope not. If I have to sit through that again, I think I'll welcome the asteroid.
What to do... (Score:3)
So invest in early detection. When you do find something on a collision course, well, certin death has a way of motivating those who control spending. Then again, there's that time thing. We still have 30 years before this thing hits, we have time to budjet it in later...
So we end up at the big force over a short time, when there's only a few months left before the thing hits...
After all, if those who control the money understood basic physics (or could even get a basic understanding with the compounding interest analogy) they wouldn't be in politics.
The real trick... (Score:3)
Of course, goverments assign this long range detection a huge budget to enable us to take these steps. Let's see it's... well, not much more than quite a few people earn in a year actually. What's wrong with this picture?
How to deal with a killer asteroid (Score:2)
1) Stand Still. Look at the asteriod getting closer. Get squished.
2) Run around, panic and scream. Observe the asterioid getting closer. Get squished.
3) Jump up and down, scream at everyone for not being able to think of anything. Get squished.
Know thy enemy... (Score:2)
We are at the first step: we know of the possibility of being in the way of a celestial body big enough to cause enormous harm. But if we are to do something about it, we have to know where they all are; and that means all of them! All the most as it is critical that we know of any possible impact years or decades in advance.
Hence the importance of Spaceguard-like projects to perform systematic surveys of near-Earth objects. That's where the priority has to lie at the beginning (and the easiest thing to do). The steps after that being to study them at close quarters, and maybe an actual deflection test, which could even prove useful if we also are to extract construction materials from them for space installations...
Re:The Amount of people searching for Asteriods (Score:2)
> online calculator
Bah! I tried to calculate how fast a testicle would have to be going to wipe out the earth. At 4cm diameter, I found out the calculator only goes up to about 72km/s as a speed. Stupid artificial limitation by the programmer. A testical going at 99.999% the speed of light might be able to disrupt a star.
"not calculable" my left eye! (Score:2)
We can't predict specifically when these things will hit, but we have enough data to know the odds.
What do we know? There have been many millions of years between the big ones, and the rate continues to drop off as the millions of years pass, as there are a limited number of rocks and they can only fall on a planet once.
Consider where the technology will be in even a hundred years, and it doesn't look like there's much point in hurrying to figure out how to stop these things with current technology.
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You have no concept of how to apply probability. (Score:2)
Since interplanetary ballistics is completely deterministic, if we had them catalogued, we could predict if and when they'd strike. Since we don't, we have to settle for calculating odds from the past and a relatively small sample of current data. In a deterministic system, either we have exact information, or we have probability based on sample data, we can't have exact probability.
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OK, you make sense. But I still might disagree... (Score:2)
I believe that current probabilities that a strike will hit in the next decade or century are accurate for practical purposes. We calculate that there is well under a 0.1% chance of a catastrophic meteor strike in the next century. That's plenty good enough for me.
Since the odds are that viable human colonies will be created off-Earth, and technology will advance to the point of making asteroid defense simple, within the next century, I see little point in emphasizing immediate development of asteroid defense.
We're like a 6-year-old boy who has just realized that the oak tree next to his house might fall on it, and realized the possibility of figuring out when it will fall and cutting it down so it falls the other way. He isn't really capable of doing it yet, and when he grows up a little more, he'll take such problems in stride. If he's a halfway bright boy, he'll realize this is a problem for later, and from what he knows about oak trees, probably not an immediate threat, and he won't worry about it.
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Those bad asteroid movies (Score:3)
http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/movies/index.ht
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:2)
What you want to be able to do is get a good bit of early warning, then land your favorite kind of large engine on the asteroid- ion-drive, Orion-type, solar sail (okay, that's not an engine, I know, I know) or whatever. Then you can alter the orbit in a controlled fashion. Landing on an asteroid isn't incredibly hard; it's in several current mission plans and proposals; so the bigger worry is really getting detection up to snuff.
For a really good detection system, we want scopes in a couple of positions, not just on earth; as it is right now, it's far too much of a pain to work out orbits...
Re:What cracks me up is...... (Score:4)
I agree with everything else you said, but... the area a modern, 50-100 megaton H-bomb takes out is considerable. I'm posting in Philadelphia; if someone did an airburst of a major nuke in the middle of New Jersey, they'd take out Philly, New York, and all the suburbanites around; New Haven would probably be an uncomfortable place to be, too. A bomb targeted at a city is going to take out much more than just that city.
Fatalities would probably be much higher than 50% per city in the event of a global war; the complete breakdown of almost all social supports means that not only do the injured or buried have just about no chance of getting aid, but anyone in a big city is going to start getting really hungry pretty soon. Few big cities have as much as three day's food supplies or a day's water in stock; with the electricity out, bridges down, roads a mess, things on fire, water pipes wrecked, and the like, the basic tools of survival are going to get pretty rare. FEMA isn't going to be much help as they've been blown up too, so...
As for missiles working... well, the missiles have certainly been tested a lot with no payload, and they seem pretty reliable. Many are the same ones used for space launches- the Titan series, for instance- and they launch on target about 95% of the time. The bombs have been tested quite a bit on deserted islands and such. Admittedly, the bombs and the missiles haven't been tested in concert, but that seems like a pretty simple rig-up to me.
This is a job for the A-team (Score:5)
However, for the A-team scenario to work, they would need to land on the asteroid, get into a gunfight with drug dealers who live there. In the ensuing firefight they expend 5000 rounds of ammunition with no casualties, and then get captured.
The fate of the world would then rest on the fact that they villains conveniently lock up our heroes in a fully equipped workshop come asteroid-destroying-nuclear-bomb-factory. The team escape (another 500 rounds ammo: no casualties), blow up the asteroid (villains tied up in the back of the spaceship so no casualties there).
The story ends with Hannibal saying: 'I like it when a plan comes together' followed by the predictable 'Shut up fool ' from Mr T. No wait a minute I forgot, they'll also have to knock Mr T out for the return journey, I pity the fool who has to do that.
A real threat? (Score:3)
Re:OTP:Re:A real threat? (Score:4)
1) In a vacuum, or near vacuum, stars cannot appear in the same picture as a high-albedo object in direct sunlight unless they are edited in later. The film would have been instantly identified as a hoax if there actually were stars in the background.
2) The flag waves because of the kinetic energy imparted to the material when the astronauts are putting it in the ground.
3) The flag is held upright by a metal rod. Using the metal rod to hold the flag up was actually a controversial issue for a while, but it was decided that a sagging American flag would look pretty sad.
4) Most importantly, you don't need the Subaru telescope to see if the flag is on the surface of the moon. The Russian government would have jumped at the chance to point out such an obvious hoax, and the Cold War ended long after telescopes powerful enough to verify (or not!) the landing site were easily available to a large government. If it were all a hoax, we would have found out a long time ago.
5) It would have been a fairly easy and straightforward task to detect the origin of the video/radio signals being broadcast. Even if the Russians didn't have decent telescopes in their posession, they would have been able to triangulate the origin of the signals, just as America verified that Sputnik was actually sending out radio signals from orbit.
Anything I missed? I didn't pay any attention to the stuff they aired on TV, and I responded to the things I keep hearing people talk about.