On The Nature Of Slime: Molecular Engineering 35
Effugas writes: "New Scientist is running a surprisingly readable series about the nature of slime made from polymer chains. Far more fascinating set of articles than I would have expected; for all the theoretical talk of grey goo and nanotech robotics, chemists really are the ones doing the largest scale engineering on the smallest of scales. I especially enjoyed the article about the hagfish, which can when under duress turn the five gallons of water around it into utterly impenetrable sludge -- instantaneously." The article also has a great do-it-yerself recipe for some bouncy homemade slime.
Re:Undersea Combat (Score:1)
Of course, I'm a computer scientist, not a fluid dynamicist (Damnit, Jim!), so I may in fact be completely wrong about this.
Re:My Fridge (Score:1)
Now is probably *not* a good time, but if you're having to deal with complex input, you might want to consider lex(1) and yacc(1), or their free and superior equivalents flex and bison.
article is incomplete (Score:3)
Scientific American (Score:2)
Weirdly, the only thing that shows up when you search for 'hagfish' the results that showed up prominently featured the name "Caroline Meinel". Odd, that.
The article appears not to be online (boo!) but here's a summary: http://www.sciam.com/1998/1098issue/1098quicksumma ry.html [sciam.com]
World's Grossest Fish (Score:2)
Hagfish sline and silk-like strands (Score:2)
Also, with the strands in the slime being somewhat silk-like, image it being used as a replacement for silk? "No, it's not silk you are wearing, it's
Re:Undersea Combat (Score:2)
Nah. While this stuff does have amazing viscosifying powers, it doesn't have any real mechanical strength. A sub's propellers would curn it to shreds in no time.
Gack! (Score:3)
Many of these natural polymeric thickeners are used in food to improve the way it feels in your mouth. Prime places are in salad dressings, ice cream, doughnut fillings, etc.
Calling this stuff nanotechnology is a bit of a misnomer, though. The chemical structures of these most of these polymers are quite random, it is only on a statistical basis that you control their bulk properties. In nanotechnology you are trying to control the structure at a much deeper level.
Other areas of chemistry, such as self-assembly of surfactant films are where the real work that is forwarding nanotechnology is being done.
borax (Score:1)
borax is a diarrhetic
the concentrations used to make this slime can leave a residue on your hand strong enough to give you the green apple spaltters for a day or so. so be careful.
john
Re:Sludge! (Score:1)
Until recently, I worked in a shop where many of the coders could, under stress, turn megabytes of carefully crafted functional and technical specs into an undocumented morass of disfunctional code.
Not hackers but haggers?
Pictures of hagfish slime! (Score:3)
If anyone is interested in reading more about hagfish and seeing pictures of their slimy defence mechanism, check out this page: http://oceanlink.island.net/oinfo/hagfish/hagfish. html [island.net]
Regards,
I really hope the upmod was in jest (Score:1)
Hag Fish in Action! (Score:1)
Re:Hagfish sline and silk-like strands (Score:1)
also just like "Why yes, that's honey, bees regurgitate it from partially digested... ahh... umm... nevermind".
if you're fine with wearing silk, which can also be describe as caterpillar excretia, why would you have any objections to wearing some wonderful new material derived from the threads a hagfish expels with it's mucus?
on a related note... but perhaps offtopic (Score:1)
there has been some very interesting work in the past few years with regard to polymer gels which change physical properties drastically in response to small changes in environmental conditions such as temperature, ph, light, electrical/magnetic fields, solvents, and others.
in some cases, these changes may be a thousand fold increase in volume, or a change in viscosity from fluid to near solid.
links:http://pubs.acs.org/hotart cl/ cenear/970609/gels.html [acs.org]
http://web.mit.edu/physics/tanaka/ [mit.edu]
Re:Hagfish sludge... (Score:2)
Sludge! (Score:1)
it's times like this that I wish ... (Score:1)
I thought the idea of hagfish in corpses was gross enough, but on multi-ton corpses it pretty much gives me the willies.
(Excuse me while I shiver with disgust and revulsion.)
simon
Haiku (Score:4)
News for nerds: Stuff that matters,
Recipes for snot!
Undersea Combat (Score:2)
Their countermeasures (Score:2)
Re:Hagfish sludge... (Score:1)
the nerd's nerdy dilemma....:-)
Re:Easier Recipes and Fun stuff (Score:2)
Another example, I discovered entirely by accident in elementary school, was to combine powdered borax soap and Elmer's glue. It made a nice slime, which dried out pretty fast, but could make rubber-like balls. I learned from the stockroom manager that this was another example of the PVA & Borax combo. Too bad I didn't Patent it! (ha!)
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Chief Frog Inspector
Similar Evolutionary Devolution? (Score:2)
[...] the hagfish, which can when under duress turn the five gallons of water around it into utterly impenetrable sludge -- instantaneously."
Is this similar to the way an MPAA or a RIAA lobbyist can when under Congress, turn the brains of the five legislators around it into utterly impenetrable sludge -- instantaneously?
Re:My Fridge (Score:1)
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Easier Recipes and Fun stuff (Score:3)
Other Excellent [pdq.net] recipes for slime exist and are not hard to find.
There have been some cool articles on polymers [sciencenews.org] and slimes at Science News [sciencenews.org] and ACS [acs.org], but that hagfish was news to me. Oooooh!
At first notice of who? (Score:1)
Regards
My Fridge (Score:2)
OH god, i've been programming all night long. I can't think strait. All I can think while typing this is how to getc and ungetc all these characters and how to write them to a file.
Re:I really hope the upmod was in jest (Score:1)
Troll??? (ducks as comment flies way over my head)
Elgon
Hagfish sludge... (Score:2)
The slime itself has loads of uses from helping to mop up chemical spills to (allegedly) tank armour(?!), via wallpaper paste probably.
Elgon
Is this for Slash folk? (Score:1)
wasnt this article some time ago? (Score:1)
I feel so funky (Score:1)
Re:Keep the boss away? (Score:1)
They just want the boss to stay away...right?
Every time I try to commit recursive suicide, my system hangs.