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Adam writes: "Below is a new HOWTO on escaping black hole, soon to be on linuxdoc.org ...Well, mabye not quite literally, still interesting. HOWTO-escape-bl ack-holes." Hmmm. Well, it's matter escaping from the accretion disk, which by definition is not inside the event horizon yet, so it's nothing really radical, but the producers of Star Trek-like shows can keep this handy for cheesy dialog on next season's shows. "Captain, we are activating the ion ray chambers to ride the supersonic winds out of the black hole!"
Curious... (Score:2)
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HOWTOs, documentation, and monkeys (Score:4)
Won't somebody please think of the children?
LOL! (Score:1)
Why do we want to escape black holes? (Score:1)
-Nick
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Re:Why do we want to escape black holes? (Score:1)
Actually, black holes could be a great niche market for the Network Computer - concept (as well as centralized Unix server w/ remote clients). Servers could be running outside the black hole, while clients would be closer to the core. I bet the savings for this would easily cover the expenses caused by providing the life support setup within a black hole.
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-Superb0wl
hmmm.... (Score:1)
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The above is only becuase your subject contained monkeys and your comment didnt.
Mark Duell
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In space no one can hear you scream - mostly cos you're wearing a helmet, and forgot in your terror to put the mike on. However, near a black hole it gets sucked away faster than the speed of sound, so no chance. Actually, people already in the hole can hear you, you just can't hear them. (They're screaming louder than you actually, as their bodies are pulled out into a thin scream of sub-atomic particles. Sorry, stream).
Another bit of redundant nonsense.
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Re:Why do we want to escape black holes? (Score:1)
I personally think this experimentation should be done concurently with over experiments on how to survive the spaghetti effect.
provolt
provolt@provolt.net
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Eric