samzenpus writes "If you have ever wished that the Teletubbies would go on a murderous rampage, you'll love this video."

samzenpus writes "In the future this show, "Kidney Puncher", and "There Go Your Teeth" will be the only things on TV."

samzenpus writes "These are a lot more entertaining than watching him being buried alive, encased in a block of ice or sitting in a Plexiglas box for 40 days."

A German restaurateur has come up with a novel way of getting around a country wide ban on smoking in restaurants. Three holes cut into the side of his Inn allow patrons to stick their arms and heads outside the building and smoke while they stay warm inside. I really like the little shelf below the holes that you can rest a drink on.

samzenpus writes "Only a short sighted p'tok would fear a proud warrior of the empire running the country."

If you're having trouble convincing your little princess that bullets are better than barbies this is the site for you. The Hello Kitty Ak-47 is my favorite, although the EZ-Boom oven is good too.

If you're a college student who has given all the blood you can for the month, Purdue University has a good way for you to make some extra money. By simply sniffing different types of animal excrement the desperately poor student can earn $30 a session. The University has no comment on what happens in the $40 sessions.

If you thought a guy wandering around the midwest planting apple trees while wearing a pot on his head was as strange as a folk hero gets, then you've never heard of Harry Bensley. He supposedly walked 30,000 miles wearing an iron mask and pushing a baby carriage on a bet.

samzenpus writes "Can we support someone who thinks that the human mind is an active originator of experience rather than just a passive recipient of perception?"

samzenpus writes "I find most 'prank' type videos boring. This one however has just right amount of clever in it and nobody falls off something or gets punched in the face."

samzenpus writes "I'm not sure how he learned his lines but this actor deserves an Academy Award for memory. I give you Rockwell Automations Retroencabulator."

One of the best things about being a scientist is that people will pay you to research strange things, like why monkeys yell during sex. It turns out the male monkeys like loud females and will have a more "vigorous" session with them. "Counting monkey pelvic thrusts is admittedly "quite weird, but it's science," researcher Dana Pfefferle, a behavioral scientist and primatologist at the German Primate Center, told LiveScience. "You get used to it.""

A man from New Zealand is trying to break the round the world speed record in a boat that runs on fuel made from human fat. I'm sure it is very buoyant but I can't imagine how awful the exhaust must smell.

samzenpus writes "Everyone gives hungry third world children money, food and education. Why not give them something a bit more festive this year?"

Have the horrors of day to day life pushed you into a world of tiny wigs, cats and your own loneliness? If so, this is the cat wig website for you.

A 12 year-old Norwegian boy saved his sister from a moose attack using tactics he learned playing WOW. He managed to 'taunt' the moose away from his sister and then 'feigned death' until the animal lost interest. I would have shielded myself and spammed my frostbolt.

samzenpus writes "This guy had a cocaine problem but with the help of the Redstone Rehabilitaion Center he's kicked the habit...well mostly."

Homeless clothing technology has taken a huge step forward by actually existing, thanks to Canadian designer Lida Baday. The coat is waterproof with pouches to hold more or less newspaper insulation depending on what the temperature is outside.

A 20 year old accused of attending a jihad training course in Scotland says that he is innocent. In fact he says he spent his time hunting for the Loch Ness Monster. This reminds me of the time Bigfoot ate my rent check.

samzenpus writes "What do you do when your cat is severely injured? Build him a mobile platform of course. I am a little disappointed that this thing doesn't have some sort of steel claw or tiny gun to shoot mice."