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Researchers Discover The Most Creative Time of Day Screenshot-sm 154

Creativity is least likely to strike in the afternoon, according to a survey that suggests office workers have little chance of solving problems after lunch. A poll of 1,426 people showed that a quarter of us stay up late when seeking inspiration. Taking a shower or just sitting in the bathroom proved to be a popular way of getting the creative juices flowing. The survey found that 10:04pm was the most creative time, while 4:33pm was the least. I'll think of something funny to write here later.
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Switzerland Places Ban on the Humiliation of Plants Screenshot-sm 8

In an attempt to be on the cutting edge of the absurd, the Swiss government has added an amendment to their plant rights law. It is now illegal to humiliate a plant. "Where does it stop?" asks Yves Poirier, a molecular biologist at the laboratory of plant biotechnology at the University of Lausanne. "Should we now defend the dignity of microbes and viruses?" If the Swiss have their way, nobody will be eating twice-shamed potatoes at my house anymore.
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Braille Playboy Screenshot-sm 11

You really do read it for the articles in this case.
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The Event Time Forgot Screenshot-sm 2

This event will not be on the test.
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Red State Prom Screenshot-sm 6

Governor Palin would be proud.
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"Stayin Alive" Helps You Stay Alive Screenshot-sm 31

In a small study conducted at the University of Illinois medical school, doctors and students maintained close to the ideal number of chest compressions doing CPR while listening to the Bee Gees hit, "Stayin' Alive." At 103 beats per minute, the old disco song has almost the perfect rhythm to help keep accurate time while doing chest compressions. The study showed the song helped people who already know how to do CPR, and the results were promising enough to warrant larger, more definitive studies with real patients or untrained people. I wonder what intrinsic power is contained in "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?"
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A Star Is Born Screenshot-sm 5

He killed at the Garden
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No Dogs Allowed Screenshot-sm 2

A master of disguise.
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Gator Rides Screenshot-sm 4

Because ponies are for wimps.
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Gamer Plays Over 30 Warcraft Characters Screenshot-sm 189

If your significant other complains that you play too much World of Warcraft, just show them this article about a user named "Prepared." He plays an amazing 36 World of Warcraft accounts on 11 different computers at the same time. He is his own raid group. "It costs me exactly $5711 in subscription costs per year with 36 accounts on the 6 month pay schedule," he writes. "Not bad considering I'm looking at it like it's a hobby and there are more expensive hobbies out there than World of Warcraft."
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The Smell of Space Screenshot-sm 70

According to NASA scientists, space smells a lot like my uncle's workshop. One can detect hints of fried steak, hot metal, and the welding of a motorbike. They have hired Steven Pearce, a chemist and managing director of fragrance manufacturing company Omega Ingredients, to recreate the smell in a laboratory. NASA will use his research to help train potential astronauts. Steven said, "I did some work for an art exhibition in July, which was based entirely on smell, and one of the things I created was the smell of the inside of the Mir space station. NASA heard about it and contacted me to see if I could help them recreate the smell of space to help their astronauts."
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I'm A Paladin Screenshot-sm 3

You can't summon your warhorse in the dorms.
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Family Fire Screenshot-sm 1

The family that burns together, stays together.
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The Greenest Car Screenshot-sm 1

It gets good gas mileage but it's a pain to mow.
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Researchers Claim To Be Able To Determine Political Leaning By How Messy You Are Screenshot-sm 592

According to a study to be published in The Journal of Political Psychology, you can tell someone's political affiliation by looking at the condition of their offices and bedrooms. Conservatives tend to be neat and liberals love a mess. Researchers found that the bedrooms and offices of liberals tend to be colorful and full of books about travel, ethnicity, feminism and music, along with music CDs covering folk, classic and modern rock, as well as art supplies, movie tickets and travel memorabilia. Their conservative contemporaries, on the other hand, tend to surround themselves with calendars, postage stamps, laundry baskets, irons and sewing materials. Their bedrooms and offices are well lit and decorated with sports paraphernalia and flags — especially American ones. Sam Gosling, an associate professor of psychology at the University of Texas at Austin, says these room cues are "behavioral residue." The findings are just the latest in a series of recent attempts to unearth politics in personality, the brain and DNA. I, for one, support a woman's right to clean.
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Food Shop Closed Down Because Of Corpse Screenshot-sm 2

Police called to the Pappu Sweet Centre discovered a man's body on a sofa near the kitchen. The business, owned by Jaswinder Singh, 45, was shut down immediately. A statement of facts, read out to the Wolverhampton Magistrates'court, said: "Upon his arrival the officer observed a dead male lying on a sofa at the rear of the main kitchen. Sat opposite to him was Mr Singh who was preparing food, making kebabs." There was also an "awful smell", thawing meat which was oozing blood and covered in flies, and a man smoking and spitting on the filthy floor. That's the Pappu Sweet Centre, their kebabs are to die for.
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Sluggish Spider-Man Screenshot-sm 8

He barely sticks to walls anymore.
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Suburban Crusher Screenshot-sm

The finest vehicle ever made for getting through rush-hour traffic.
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Never Trust a Clown Screenshot-sm

Go ahead, he looks legit to me.

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