
"Flamethrower" Party Cancelled After Arrest
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Morgan Jones has plead guilty to selling firearms without a license in federal court, putting an end to his famous "flamethrower" parties. Morgan is known in Clarion County, Pennsylvania for building his own "lightning machine," being able to make a cannon out of a car's drive shaft, and as most likely to overthrow Lord Humungus after the pocylyps. A search of his home turned up 93 guns and 60,000 rounds of ammunition.