Students Win Prize For Color-Changing Condoms That Detect STDs 171
New submitter PJ6 writes: Three students attending the Isaac Newton Academy in the UK won the Healthcare Category of the Teen Tech Awards, for their idea to use antibodies to create color-changing condoms to recognize STDs. They say the material, which is still in the concept stage, will turn green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes, purple for HPV, and blue for syphilis. The BBC reports: "The boys said they still have to test the science and feasibility of their idea. They want to work with a university on the science and say they've already been contacted by a condom company which is interested in working with them on developing the concept further."
Must it be a condom? (Score:5, Insightful)
As it stands you'd have to dip it in before you got the feedback. I'd prefer the feedback up front, I would think.
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Because when you are about to get laid the last thing you want to do is spit in a test tube and run it through tests. By the time you get your results you will be flacid and she would be in a taxi going to someone who will fuck her.
Re:Must it be a condom? (Score:5, Insightful)
Because when you're getting laid the last thing you want to do is pull out (or be pulled out of), discovered the condom broke and is now a rainbow of colors.
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Three years ago when my organization convened in Reno, one of our speakers was a local madam who explained how this works.
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still in the concept stage
That means it's just an IDEA. Well, hell. I want an award for my idea of a thing just like a Star-Trek replicator, except it makes really cool sparkly FX when it operates.
Re:Must it be a condom? (Score:5, Insightful)
I have an even better idea! How about a condom that kills all known STDs while you're doing the deed. That's a much better idea than one that just changes color. It can have enzymes in it. I predict the whole STD thing will be history within a decade.
Please send my prize to the usual address...
Re:Must it be a condom? (Score:4, Informative)
Why limit it to just STDs? Or even just to diseases. How about cure all medical conditions. Should be pretty easy thing to accomplish.
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All medial conditions... like' life'?
Let's start with pedantry first. That is a much more important -- and challenging -- medical condition to solve. It is a particularly cruel disease that affects a disproportionate number of slashdotters.
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Please don't feed the troll.
(And let the dumbshits identify themselves.)
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That's easy to fix, put the magic chemicals on three popsicle sticks. Test the obvious three orifices. If negative, you are good to go. If not, you can still be friends.
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Nah; i like it this way more. Can you imagine - you think you might have gotten an STD and someone hands you a condum and says go get fucked.
Re: Must it be a condom? (Score:2)
Yea, how about you go ahead and pilot that "popsicle stick in the ass" idea, and get back to us with your findings....
I recommend keeping tweezers handy.
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Nah, I'm sure the rainbow condoms will be a hit.
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A bitter sarcastic computer nerd. You must be a real hit with the ladies.
Re:Must it be a condom? (Score:4, Insightful)
Because traditions have gone out the fucking window in favor of getting laid as quickly as geographically possible. ...
Yeah, they went out the window a couple thousand years ago. But please continue believing that your imaginary society ever existed.
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Guy One: "I've got this date with a girl, but I can't remember if she said she had TB or VD...."
Guy Two: "Simple...if she coughs.....Fuck Her!!"
Lot of test. (Score:5, Funny)
Yeo. They need to do lots of tests. Lot and lots of tests.
They are now looking for female vilunteers to help them out.
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Shit. I get the perfect straight line, first post and I mess it up with a ton of typos.
PS the guys are still looking for more volunteers, preferably, young 36-24-36.
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Uh, guys. In order to test if the product works, you would need to do the testing with an infected woman. Or infected women.
Re: Lot of test. (Score:2)
I have 2 words for you "control group"
Re: Lot of test. (Score:4, Funny)
Well, the whips and chains might be a dead giveaway...
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Wish I had mod points for this AC.
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Lot of stereotypes out there against people in the bondage community. Even though most of them are in really close relationships.
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Of course they are, they are tied up and cannot get away
Re: Lot of test. (Score:4, Funny)
the Domination community also has that problem, and you AGREE with Me DON'T YOU, You Little Sniveling Twink
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I never cease to be amazed at what you waste your time on.
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A Sybian [wikipedia.org]?
Don't ask me how I know about them.
"Win Prize" (Score:3)
Who cares that they won a prize? They did something useful and nerdy. Can't we just be happy about that? #slashdot
Re:"Win Prize" (Score:5, Insightful)
It's a bit of an odd prize, because all they did was suggest an idea. No working prototype or anything like that, just "wouldn't it be good if..."
In fact the idea might be a bit half-bakes because by the time the antibodies have reacted (and BTW how do you keep them alive for months or even years in the packet?) the condom will probably have been discarded. It's also rather anti-social and possibly illegal to perform medical tests on someone without their consent, which seems to be the point of this thing otherwise why not just provide a more traditional testing kit.
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Actually that's good. Now I get to develop a competing product. Of course I will need to do a lot of testing. At least, that's my story and I'm sticking it.
I know I'm milking it, but if at first you don't suceed ,,,
fully half baked (Score:2)
the idea might be a bit half-baked
imho, it's not a bit half-baked, it's all the way...*this idea is awful*
my first thought was, in order to detect on females you have to have intercourse first, which kind of defeats the purpose...also, checking the color (i can just see the antics w/ attempting to use a cell phone light...) is also going to be more awkward than any of the alternatives
these ideas never leave the concept stage
if something like a condom can indicate this, just make a test swab or something...it's already awkward having to stop
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Firstly, the condom will not only work on females it will also work on males as well. So the woman will also be able to request that the man wear the condom she has in her purse just in case she gets lucky.
Secondly, you were still going to have sex with her/him without the STD detecting condom, right? Now, if the condom changes colour, after you had sex, you can still visit your doctor or local STD clinic for treatment the next day without waiting until your next test and thus help reduce the spread of
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Really, your post gives the impression that you don't know much about how sexual relations work. Using a condom with someone who potentially
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Why is it impossible? I am genuinely asking as I do not know enough about the technologies involved.
Wouldn't pregnancy testing kits fit into the same category if someone suggested the possibility of one 100 years ago?
As for your other examples, they are just strawmen since they in no way refute the original premise of producing a condom to detect STDs
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I ask the same. I am genuinely curious.
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Really, your post gives the impression that you don't know much about how sexual relations work.
If you know someone is clean, you don't need to be dealing with condoms in the first place.
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If you know someone is clean, you don't need to be dealing with condoms in the first place.
Seriously? And you'd know this how? I only ask be cause I once thought my ex-wife was clean.
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You can ask that guy I quoted but condoms do serve more purposes than just protecting from STDs.
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Really, your post gives the impression that you don't know much about how sexual relations work. Using a condom with someone who potentially has an STD does not "defeat the purpose", it is the purpose. It allows you to have sex with someone whose infection status you're unsure of, without getting the infection. If you know someone is clean, you don't need to be dealing with condoms in the first place.
Your "quote marks" are around something I never actually said. I don't know if you just confused me with someone else or didn't read my post properly, but anyway...
Giving your partner a covert medical test in this way is likely to be illegal in many jurisdictions. If you feel the need to perform such tests on every new partner, your relationships are unlikely to last.
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the idea might be a bit half-baked
imho, it's not a bit half-baked, it's all the way...
Come on, as nerds, we should try to be more accurate. Is it a quarter-baked, or maybe 10%-baked? Could it be 80%-baked?
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the idea might be a bit half-baked
imho, it's not a bit half-baked, it's all the way...*this idea is awful*
my first thought was, in order to detect on females you have to have intercourse first, which kind of defeats the purpose...
It only serves no purpose if you never intend sleeping with this person again. If you want to play around a little more next time with this person, this condom absolutely serves a purpose.
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Yes, but with a condom.
So, your choice ... after you've had sex with someone new, and you see that it's turned a nasty color ... you can say "wow, you should really get checked out" ... or you have sex without a condom, and then in a few weeks you're thinking "hmmm, that's not right".
Given the choice of knowing what you just got yourself into, and having absolutely no idea, this is a damned sight better.
People have gotten
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You don't, they aren't alive to start with.
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But the process that they followed is well-proven (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326856/), just work on the idea, or as it is known "the actual invention" and then pass the rest off to the science guys to sort out.
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possibly illegal to perform medical tests on someone without their consent
Well, here's another way for a male to do a medical test on a female for STD's - stick your dick in her and see if you get a disease.
Here's something else that's illegal: tell somebody you don't have herpes and then have unprotected sex with them. Or tell them you're on the pill and then have unprotected sex to "land" them. Or just grab the used condom out of the trash while he's in the bathroom and cram it up in there - "oops, must
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It's also rather anti-social and possibly illegal to perform medical tests on someone without their consent
Ordinarily I'd agree, but if you're about to have sex with me, I think that gives me more rights to information about you than the average citizen out there. If you're uncomfortable with what I might be putting in that condom, then we could always just not have sex.
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Courtesy of The Big Bang Theory....
Leonard: Jimmy, I'm kind of curious why you wanted to see me.
Jimmy: Okay, here it is. I have this great money-making idea. I just need a gear head to get it to the finish line.
Leonard: What's the idea?
Jimmy: This is just between us, right?
Leonard: Right.
Jimmy: Okay. What do you think about a pair of glasses that makes any m
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Which is OK for a student competition because it doesn't have to be remotely possible, but it's not as such useful or even nerdy so I'm not really sure why it's ended up on this site. Nerdy would be to see if it's remotely possible first and then run with it instead of just declaring a wish.
Re:"Win Prize" (Score:5, Insightful)
If only I had sent in my concept of a condom that miraculously kills all those diseases and also HIV, cancer and the common cold, I would have won.
There is nothing useful or nerdy here.
Neither the product nor any of it's features are currently possible.
There is no invention, no science, no ingenuity here, just an idea.
Ideas are a dime a dozen, it's being able to implement those ideas that matters.
Add one more colour (Score:4, Funny)
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Eww, not Red.
Anything but Red.
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*Puts it on, turns red immediately* "Shit."
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thank you for capturing my thoughts on this so succinctly...
it's an **awful idea**
Haven't actually invented anything (Score:5, Insightful)
Just to be clear, they haven't invented jack shit. It's just a "concept". These three kids made a presentation of "Wouldn't it be great if..." and won a prize. It isn't science, it's creative writing.
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All professional jealousy aside, though, Da Vinci is often credited with "inventing" the helicopter, submarine, etc. Sometimes "just a concept" counts as an invention.
Re:Haven't actually invented anything (Score:4, Insightful)
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No, it doesn't. Anyone who has actually developed a product (or tried to) will tell you this. It has nothing to do with professional jealousy, and a lot to do with professional realism from spending time doing this sort of thing. The idea is the easy part. As others have said, why not a condom that cures STDs? I mean, hey, if all we need is the idea, right? How about one that cures any disease? Better yet, how about an app you can run on your Apple watch that cures all disease for anybody in the room
Ideas are a dime a dozen. (Score:1)
> for their idea to use antibodies to create color-changing condoms to recognize STDs. They say the material, which is still in the concept stage
> The boys said they still have to test the science and feasibility of their idea.
So in other words, they've done nothing. Ideas are a dime a dozen.
I thought the point was protection? (Score:1)
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Re:I thought the point was protection? (Score:5, Funny)
Well you get to have sex. Pull out. Look at the color of the condom and say "Good thing I wore this you skank whore."
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Or you say "Chlamydia! .... meh ... can be treated." And keep going.
Turn Your Head And Cough (Score:2)
Re:Turn Your Head And Cough (Score:4, Funny)
We used to call them vibrators, but selfie stick is OK too, I guess.
Since when... (Score:1)
... are the brain farts of schoolkids newsworthy? (I know, I know, I'm on /., yada yada)
There is no reason to believe this is even feasible. Sure, it fits the "wouldn't it be nice"-category and provides us all with an opportunity to talk about stuff we like to talk about and for clickbait we like to click.
Read this, for example "No, teenagers did not invent STI-detecting color-changing condoms [hopesandfears.com]".
False Positives? (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, the science hasn't even been tested yet... So, what is this, just hopeful, wishful thinking? What is the false positive rate? More importantly, what other chemicals trigger a false positive?
Remember that "date rape testing fingernail polish" that went super viral? Awesome in theory, horrible in practice. Milk causes a false positive with it. How many drinks nowadays contain some form of milk? Rumchata and White Russians both come to mind instantly. [in before "in soviet russia" joke]
Just an idea.... (Score:2)
So as I gather from most stories around the net, this is nothing more than just an Idea, it doesn't even have a crude prototype...
And in that case, I'd rather suggest some sort of a stick (like for testing pregnancy) to test if you have a STD.. And if I use a condom, then I really don't care if the other has a STD (well at least not one that transmits through intercourse), that's what's the condom is for (next to birthcontrol)...
How bout one that detect cheating ? (Score:1)
Turns cyan if the person cheated with Jack, and magenta if the person cheated with John.
Just a braindead concept, nothing more (Score:2)
First, so far this is just an idea. Zero development of the detection chemistry has been performed. But hey, at least they have already decided on their indicator color scheme!
Second, the concept requires that the antibodies, coloring agents and supporting chemicals come into direct bodily contact with (mucous) skin. That is very different from normal medicinal tests where you scrape off or otherwise obtain test material and then add additional chemicals far away from your body in a test tube. The FDA will
Needs to detect on the inside (Score:2)
the so-what-does-plaid-mean dept. (Score:1)
It means 'ludicrous speed' :(
Pretty colors (Score:2)
Back in my day we used to say "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone, if it smells like fish, make it a dish". Now get off my lawn with your fancy schmancy color changing condoms!
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Brown means "Wrong Hole"
Huh? This doesn't make sense (Score:5, Insightful)
"This material, which is still in the concept stage..."
That's ridiculous. How is this different than sitting around bullshitting with your friends about how cool it would be to have flying cars? "Wouldn't it be cool if you had a condom that changed color when an std was present?"
And hey, look at that, they've already picked the colors!
This is absurd for so many reasons.
1) as most people familiar with condoms would recognize, when a condom's in full use it's quite frequently dark and/or not exactly exposed to where you can see it.
2) I'm not really interested in using my dong as the dipstick, no matter what it's sheathed in. I'd really rather know the STD status *before* the dick goes in
3) considering the really rather astonishing materials science behind the construction of condoms, it's not like one can easily mix in additives - anything that's going to be part of the latex but isn't directly contributing to strength is going to be a weakness. And what are its ongoing effects on the latex over the long shelf-life and sometimes difficult storage conditions (ie wallet for far too long)? You going to use such a condom if the failure rate is 2x-3x that of normal condoms?
4) the "magic" substance that changes colors in the presence of an STD has YET TO BE INVENTED.
Christ.
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"1) as most people familiar with condoms would recognize, when a condom's in full use it's quite frequently dark and/or not exactly exposed to where you can see it."
BOOM - my invention is to make the colors glow in the dark. Hold on while I call my patent lawyer...
Endless possibilities (Score:2)
The condom:
-- Turns blue if both partners are democrat, red if both republican, confederate flag pattern if either partner is racist.
-- Displays outdoors and "indoors" temperature.
-- Plays recorded "Echo....echo...echo" audio at the point of entry.
-- Sounds alarm if she is a he, or he is a she.
And black for Lohan (Score:2)
green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes, purple for HPV, and blue for syphilis
Pregnancy test (Score:2)
inside or out (Score:3)
Folks seem to be focusing on the partner's condition here. I think this idea would be far more valuable to the partner. Here put this on and we'll - hang on - blue plus yellow means clamidia and the clap - sorry fella - no joy for you. Warning of impending risk is far better than - hey wow, she's was really loaded up with bugs.
A raincoat will keep you dry in the rain, checking the weather may keep you from going out in the rain in the first place.
Trolled (Score:1)
Big time. Don't you see? "Hey, I'm working on my senior project and well I was wondering if you could help me out. I just need..."
Get it? "Students" This is just a scam to get laid! Saw it coming a mile away!
Inside or outside? (Score:2)
If you turn it inside out do you get a different rainbow? Students create Everlasting Cockblocker...
Yes I know they didn't invent jack... (Score:2)
I'm kind of surprised at how liberally my submission was altered, though. I see a lot of boneheaded mistakes in the summaries here, now I wonder how many come from the editors.
Dicking around with STD testing (Score:2)
Wah! Wah! Testing is too hard. Fuck that.
Colors (Score:2)
Why colors? I would like one that turns to strawberry flavor for $STD.
huh? (Score:2)
This makes about as much sense as giving Popular Mechanics a lifetime achievement award for their invention of the flying car.
I know I'm late to the bash party. And yeah, every once in a while a kiddy award for an idea gets onto slashdot. http://hardware.slashdot.org/s... [slashdot.org]
And the use? (Score:2)
Skipping all the questions about whether this is possible, or inspired by "rainbow parties", or whatever....
STDs tend to be spread by unprotected sex. A condom isn't a guarantee, but in general somebody who uses condoms regularly is going to taking a lot less risk. This means it would be targeted at people who don't need it nearly as bad as the people who wouldn't use it anyway.
Interesting article in response (Score:2)
I liked this analysis http://www.forbes.com/sites/ta... [forbes.com]
Tl; dr: it might work for some STDs but it would make the condom quite a bit thicker, and take too long for the result. For others, it's just not going to happen. Then, assuming the magic work, there's lots of reasons it's a bad idea, mostly having to do with the fact that there are people involved.
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Yeah but why do you need to test for STD's then?
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Because his hand cheats on him.
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No, it's not. John Q. Public is not constrained by HIPAA. If you tell me your medical information, I can tell anyone I want.
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Doctors and nurses want sex too....
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No, the story is absolutely true, it's just that nobody reads the story. Some teenagers won a contest for an idea. They have no product, no technology, etc. It's not a thing, it's just a group of kids who said "Wouldn't it be cool if..." and won a prize.