Texas School Board Searching For Alternatives To Evolutionary Theory 763
An anonymous reader writes "[Ars Technica] recently reviewed the documentary The Revisionaries, which chronicles the actions of the Texas state school board as it attempted to rewrite the science and history standards that had been prepared by experts in education and the relevant subjects. For biology, the board's revisions meant that textbook publishers were instructed to help teachers and students 'analyze all sides of scientific information' about evolution. Given that ideas only reach the status of theory if they have overwhelming evidence supporting them, it isn't at all clear what 'all sides' would involve."
Re:FSM (Score:2, Funny)
Re:FSM (Score:5, Funny)
You got it backwards. With the Catholic church, they touch *your* noodley appendage!
Re:The theory of gravity is under review :) (Score:5, Funny)
Good sir or madame,
you are operating in an entirely different dimension--string theory?--that the "theory" of evolution doubters in Texas.
Just like gravity, we can see HOW evolution occurs (genes), why (mutations give survival advantage), etc. You can do MATH and run numbers and it works.
We "discoverd" DNA in like the 1950s. So it's relatively new. It's complicated.
But it's real.
Gravity is real too. Yes, it seems that every day we are discoverning some weird new anomaly. But do you "doubt" gravity, and maybe want to propose that the turtle that holds up earth (the TOP turtle only, please) is pushing "up" so we all go "down"?
I see the point you are trying to make. But go to the School Board Luddites who are pushing the bible as a science reference, present it to them, and they might burn you at the stake. They are superstitious, essentially, so why not?
Re:Theories of "gravity" and electricity under rev (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know if you ever heard this, but everything is bigger in Texas. I'm surprised that you are surprised.
Hey, quick question. Do you know how to tell if someone is from Texas? You don't have to, just let him talk long enough and he will tell you.
Re:Why would anyone voluntarily live in Texas? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Why would anyone voluntarily live in Texas? (Score:4, Funny)
Sure, but for the first 10^-19 seconds of the expansion of the universe inflation was merciless.
Re:Theories of "gravity" and electricity under rev (Score:5, Funny)
Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you soon enough. If he's not, there's no need to embarrass him.