NASA and CSA Begin Testing Satellite Refueling On the ISS 65
Zothecula writes "NASA and the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) have begun practicing satellite refueling in space on a test bed outside the International Space Station (ISS). In a series of tests that started on January 14 and are scheduled to continue until the 25th, the two space agencies are using the Robotic Refueling Module (RRM) and Canada's Special Purpose Dexterous Manipulator, or Dextre, robot to carry out simulated refueling operations. The purpose of these tests is to develop refueling methods aimed at extending the life of satellites and reducing the amount of space debris orbiting the Earth."
dangerous place to practice refueling? (Score:2, Interesting)
Outside the ISS seems like the last place you'd want to practice refueling.
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It's the start of space refueling
Why is Exxon-Mobil not involved ??
Two words: Exxon Valdez
Re:Why is Exxon-Mobil not involved ? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, that's pretty slick.
Re:dangerous place to practice refueling? (Score:5, Funny)
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Outside the ISS seems like the last place you'd want to practice refueling.
The simulated "fuel" is ethanol. So no one, particularly the Russians, are complaining.
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The simulated "fuel" is ethanol. So no one, particularly the Russians, are complaining.
I dunno, in an accident losing that much vodka to the vacuum of space would be a disaster!
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"Mission control, we have an...err...fuel leak <glug glug glug>. The robot was lost! Could you please send up another, and some olives?"
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robots and their brain the 22nd they will be centuries later concurred
Predicting it now!
Erm... 47?
It's about time... (Score:1)
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space.. it HAS.. it MUST be the walmart
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Since God won't reply, allow me to assist.
You are an American democrat.
Satisfied?
Simple answer - and why would you bother? (Score:1)
Design a replacement satellite with a bigger gas tank.
big deal (Score:5, Funny)
Let me know when I can refuel my Mazda without pulling off the road.
That would be so badass, if there were like these rolling tankers, with the special hose and fittings so you could just drive up next to one, right, like the fighter planes do, and then refuel and just keep rolling.
I'd never stop, except to pee and get more cans of pringles and 2 litre bottles of Coke. Hell, if I had enough empty pringle cans and 2 litre bottles of Coke, I wouldn't have to even stop to pee! And if you lived on pringles and coke you wouldn't have to do anything BUT pee, so you'd have that going for you.
Damn, I love the future...
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You can do it today.
But I suggest a catheter instead. Either that or get an RV with cruise control.
My kingdom, my kingdom for some mod points (Score:5, Insightful)
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You, sir, have a tin ear. The phrasing was so perfect, I nearly choked on my carbonated beverage.
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Dude, if you're refuelling on the go, surely the tanker could also sport a chute for dropping more pringles and coke through the side window*?
*) I'd suggest opening the window first though.
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Genius. The next step is fitting a Coke tank and a hose to feed it to you. Maybe even some pre-chewing of the pringles... Then you wouldn't even need to open the window, there'd be a similar hookup to the fuel tank.
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Already been done -- Anyone remember that 'olestra' stuff? Inverted-molecule fat for fat-free pringles? Stuff died a dismal market death when word came out that it tended to cause 'rectal leakage'. Or, as Dave Barry said: "Warning! BUTT DRAINO!"
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I'd bet all the money I have that powered roadways will never see the light of day (not counting electric street car wires as are currently in operation).
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You forgot the windshield washing service.
BTW do Pringle cans hold liquids? The necks of Coke bottles are way too small for me. Well, whatever works for you.
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The necks of Coke bottles are way too small for me.
You and your unreasonably large penis are about to find yourself with a bit of a problem.
Oh thank god... (Score:5, Funny)
CSA is the Canadian Space agency! I thought I took a nap and woke in a Turtledove-esq alternate universe where the south won the civil war and were in space!
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CSA is the Canadian Space agency! I thought I took a nap and woke in a Turtledove-esq alternate universe where the south won the civil war and were in space!
My first reaction was something like "Oh. The Canadians have a space agency?"
Have they launched anything? What have they done? I ask this without intending any disrespect -- but if they've got some accomplishments under their belt then they need a better PR machine.
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Three words:
Space Shuttle Robotic Arm.
Ok... four words...
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Space Canoes.
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You have to figure in the exchange rate.
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Note to Canadians - try writing the word 'Canada' in even larger letters on vital components of NASA's manned space programme [wikipedia.org].
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Note to Canadians - try writing the word 'Canada' in even larger letters on vital components of NASA's manned space programme [wikipedia.org].
Starts with a 'C', ends with 'a', has the words 'Made In' next to it.... about the only time Canada gets mixed up with China.
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Note to Canadians - try writing the word 'Canada' in even larger letters
We wouldn't want to dimish the
U
S
A
+ Stars and Stripes that was on the Saturn V.
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I first thought it was the Confederates too. If they had won, they would have the launching site at the Cape, and the North would be at a disadvantage.
However JFK wouldn't have been shot so he might have continued the exploration of space.
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I first thought it was the Confederates too. If they had won, they would have the launching site at the Cape, and the North would be at a disadvantage.
However JFK wouldn't have been shot so he might have continued the exploration of space.
Of course not. He would have been just another yankee journalist, and would never have made it into the Montgomery political scene.
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Taking it easy? (Score:1)
I hope ... (Score:2)
This just proves... (Score:2)
There will be no escaping Exxon-Mobil!!!
New Meaning for ISS (Score:2)