Satellite Piece Crashes Through Man's Roof 121
PolygamousRanchKid writes "A Siberian resident miraculously escaped serious injury or even death when a fragment of a Russian communication satellite crashed through the roof of his house. A Meridian satellite that was launched Friday from the Plesetsk space center in northern Russia on board a Soyuz-2 carrier rocket crashed near the Siberian city of Tobolsk minutes after lift-off. A titanium ball of about five kg fell on to the roof of a house in Ordyn district."
Gravity (Score:1)
How does that work?
How does that work? (Score:5, Funny)
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ICP - Miracles for those that don't get the reference ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Re:How does that work? (Score:5, Funny)
I lose brain cells every time I hear this.
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i booze crane bells
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ICP - Miracles for those that don't get the reference ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs [youtube.com]
Wow... An ICP song that doesn't make my brain or my soul hurt... That IS a miracle!
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Got it?
--
well, upyourkarma!
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Space junk! Y U NO stay in space!
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How does that work?
The Earth Sucks
Safe taxi service (Score:1)
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Fairy kisses? Congress gets plenty of those, judging by the newspaper articles. Unicorn farts? Hmmm - citation needed.
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HAHA except it didn't get him- in postsoviet Russia objects aren't strong enough anymore to do things to you
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No strength required to kill you - only weight.
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As opposed to everyone else "getting satellite"? Hey, that does make sense, hehe...
Does he get to keep it? (Score:4, Interesting)
So I read the article twice- are they going to fix his house for him? Does his insurance cover "terminal velocity" damages? I vote he gets to keep the 5kg titanium ball at least - a souvenir from the great russian space program :)
Re:Does he get to keep it? (Score:5, Interesting)
My renters insurance and at least specifies that it covers damage from 'aircraft and spacecraft'.
So... possibly yes?
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Does his insurance cover...
1. It's in Siberia - you think he has insurance?
2. Even if he did, read YOUR homeowners / renters insurance - "acts of God" are not covered.
3. "Acts of God" are defined as anything your insurance company doesn't want to pay for, i.e. everything.
Insurance: You have to have it, but it's virtually worthless.
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The military offered them an undisclosed sum, probably a few million bucks, and they said, "Fuck you, we want 56 million, see your asses in court." And they'll probably get at least half of that considering the string of errors led to the crash.
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1. It's in Siberia - you think he has insurance?
I imagine he bought it from "Peggy".
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2. Even if he did, read YOUR homeowners / renters insurance - "acts of God" are not covered.
Getting hit by debris fallen from a man made satellite does not fall under "acts of God"; it's a man-made disaster, and the responsible party is the organization that launched the satellite and failed to contain debris -- the crashing of debris is an entirely forseeable reslult of launching a satelite, and the crashing debris is a result of human error.
An act of god is when you have an earthquake,or lightning s
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You claim to have read the article twice, yet it is in the article.
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So I read the article twice- are they going to fix his house for him?
The article I read said the district administration was inspecting the damage, and would be compensating Mr. Krivoruchenko for the damage to his house.
SOURCE [bbc.co.uk]
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From the local media - the local administration has provided this guy materials, and he already has fixed the roof himself.
Nevertheless, seems like he is now trying to sue Roskosmos for moral damages.
There is an important piece of information missing (Score:5, Interesting)
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Granted, that's not ironic... but it sure is amusingly coincidental.
Re:There is an important piece of information miss (Score:5, Informative)
1) It crashed in Ordyn district of Novosibirsk region, not Tobolsk which is to the west.
2) There is a Cosmanauts street in nearly every Russian town and from what I hear fragments were discovered all over Ordynsk, so the irony is a bit misplaced here.
I'm too concerned about apparently poor quality control with recent launches. I agree that it's most likely due to loss of experience due to aging workforce.
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Something fell off? (Score:2)
First paragraph from the article:
The Meridian communications satellite failed to reach orbit yesterday due to a failure with its Soyuz rocket, in the latest setback for a Russian space program which has now lost over half a dozen satellites in the past year.
That's unusual... from what I know most Russian-built stuff is designed to have bits fall off, and then carry on as if nothing happened.
Hmm a "sphere" - maybe another fuel tank like in that Namibia incident?
This isn't miraculous. It's merely fortunate. (Score:5, Insightful)
"Miraculous" should be reserved for things that are difficult to believe, or at least wildly improbable. If the satellite fell out of the sky and hit the guy in the face, but he walked off unscathed, then you could say he "miraculously escaped injury."
But being missed by the debris is not a miracle. It just demonstrates how small a target a person is.
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Wait, I’m supposed to accept skepticism from someone with an account name of “AuraSeer”?
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Perhaps I picked the name because I used to get migraines [wikipedia.org]. Those can come with focal neurological symptoms called "aura," ranging from nausea and vertigo all the way up to hallucinations.
Or maybe I'm a big hippy.
Or else I created the username fifteen years ago, it seeemed to sound good at the time, and I no longer remember the exact reason.
What's the difference?
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I feel your pain. Pharmboy isn't about pharmaceuticals, it is just that 20 years ago, "Ph == f" was k3wl and I like living a more rural existence. That gets misread all the time. Besides, my drugs of choice of natural plants or fermented, not pharmaceuticals.
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Given how unlikely it is for a piece of space debris to hit any particular target, I would count this person as being extraordinarily unlucky to come even close to getting hit. It's the same fallacy at work when someone gets into an accident and survives. They are counted as being lucky to survive, when the person was in fact extremely unlucky to be in an accident in the first place.
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"It's the same fallacy at work when someone gets into an accident and survives. They are counted as being lucky to survive, when the person was in fact extremely unlucky to be in an accident in the first place."
In this case yes, since the accident has nothing to do with what he was doing at the time (as opposed to most auto accidents where the fault lies with the driver (distracted or under the influence etc)
I know Siberia is a big place, but how far was this from Tunguska?
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It's the same fallacy at work when someone gets into an accident and survives. They are counted as being lucky to survive, when the person was in fact extremely unlucky to be in an accident in the first place.
What fallacy? You're talking about two different events, the unlucky event is the accident AND the lucky one is surviving to tell the tale. Both can be true statements for the same person in the same accident (assuming luck exists).
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Oooookaaaay, we have a Mr. 'optimist' here on our hands :)
To the question of: "is it half full or half empty", he always answered: "I never wanted water anyway."
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Agreed. This guy wasn't saved by a miracle, just by statistics. Even in the smallest of homes, a falling object is more likely to hit unoccupied space than a person, even if it's quite crowded.
For that matter, it doesn't even sound like the object penetrated the roof; the story says it "crashed into the roof" and the owner had to go outside before he saw the damage.
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Re:This isn't miraculous. It's merely fortunate. (Score:5, Funny)
I didn't say it was a miracle. "Miraculous" as an adjective can mean something looks similar to a miracle. It does not necessarily imply that an event is literally due to the intervention of a supernatural divine force.
But hey, thanks for your input anyhow, Easily Offended Overly Dramatic Atheist Guy Who Takes The Slightest Excuse To Announce His Atheist Atheism. I keep hearing stories about you but it's nice to finally meet you in person.
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You are trying way too hard. A genuine miracle may have never happened before but that doesn't preclude us from defining the idea of a miracle.
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How can you be sure that a "miracle" won't make the universe disappear?
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Why are you making this argument? It's ridiculous.
We can say something looks like an interstellar spaceship, even though such a thing does not exist. We can say it looks like a cave troll, which doesn't exist -- except, of course, in stories. But then again, miracles definitely exist in stories.
How can you be sure that a "miracle" won't make the universe disappear?
This question makes no sense at all and it's also irrelevant. How can you be sure a cave troll won't make the universe disappear?
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But that's the point. Interstellar spaceships do exist: Voyager is one. So if you were thinking of a small tin can with big antennas, then you weren't wrong. But if you were thinking of big movie-style vessels with FTL drives and people inside, then your m
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You met him in person on Slashdot? That really is a miracle!
Because someone will say it (Score:3, Funny)
It Soviet Russia, satellite crashes YOU!
Donnie Darkov (Score:5, Funny)
Did he get a warning from Frankovsky the giant rabbit? :)
Clarification - fact checking (Score:1)
/. + sensationalism = bad
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If a 5kg sphere of titanium falling from a failed satellite launch hit this guy's roof yet failed to crash through it then apparently this guy lives in a heavily reinforced bunker.
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If his roof is damaged, he should be able to afford repairs:
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=5kg+platinum+price [wolframalpha.com]
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What's wrong with their space program? (Score:1)
And is anything less reliable than a Russian rocket at the moment?
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If the closed Soviet science city performed, you got good food and the joy of been on the short list for an apartment.
If not - much worse job, Gulag or death.
Now all Russia has is ageing Soviet era teams and young people trained on imported western computer tech trying to pick over what was not lost or sold off in the 1990's.
Nothing really worked that well, in the past it was just all airbrushed out.
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Yes, our economy.
In soviet Russia (Score:1)
Satellite spy on you!
In Soviet Russia... (Score:2, Informative)
YOU find satellite!
(Damn kids trying to do ISR memes these days, get off my lawn.)
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what's "ISR" in this context?
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-slaps forehead while emitting an annoyed grunt-
Was he a subversive? (Score:1)
I wonder (Score:1)
If this is related to the "space ball" that landed in Namibia.
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That is now two balls that have dropped from the sky, we are now officially being tea-bagged by the universe.
The Myth of the Cow Jumping Over the Moon (Score:2)
When questioned about this metal ball hurtling through an unsuspecting person's house, Adam Savage would only reply with: 'No comment'.
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Now whenever something odd happens, people will suspect the Mythbusters first.
When reached for comment.... (Score:2, Funny)
The Mythbusters crew said "It wasn't us this time!"
Is it just me or epidemy of man made objs falls? (Score:2)
yesterday the namibia object, today this one... lots of object falling... london bridge is ok but the freaking sky litterally is litterally falling down
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While it's not quite "literally", add to that this [youtube.com], seen over much of central Europe on the Christmas eve. Curiously (and echoing somewhat the confusion on the other recent space-debris reports), news-outlets are following officials quoting it's either "99.9% certainly a meteorite" or the story about that having been the failed Meridian launch. Based on information from USSTRATCOM (ex NORAD) [blogspot.com] this was re-entry of the rocket stage from the successful ISS mission. Yet I don't think they've ever been quite this
Soyuz vs Mythbusters (Score:5, Funny)
The Russians, not having Mythbusters [washingtonpost.com], have to resort to expensive rockets to mess up local neighborhoods.
and internet commenters have to resort to (Score:2)
the bizarre contrast in the way these stories were reported.
mythbusters:
crazy experiment goes wrong, smashes through two houses and a car.
russian satellite:
incompetent russians almost kill man with space debris.
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difference? mythbusters actually almost killed several people. the russians only almost killed one guy.
The sky is falling! (Score:2)
First space balls, now this?!
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First space balls, now this?!
A titanium ball of about five kg fell on to the roof of a house in Ordyn district.
No, no, this is still space balls.
Commercial lift services have to be reliable (Score:4, Informative)
With the age of their lift system, you'd think the Russians would have the kinks ironed out by now. I can understand something new like their Mars mission failing, but five commercial launches in a year?
Those payloads are far too expensive and time consuming to trust to a lift provider with such a poor track record.
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Hey its no more reliable than the US programs where each attempt was delayed for at least a month as they ran around like chickens with their heads cut off looking for leaky gaskets and flappy bits of foam dangling from their 1970's rusty old beaters.
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Better to delay a month re-checking everything than to blow up the whole shipment. NASA may have often been late, but they didn't lose very many launches as a result.
It'll be interesting to see how some of the newer private lift companies fare -- is their rethinking and updated engineering going to result in more reliable delivery, or more failures?
I'm also curious to see how the Chinese fare as they step forth into space -- so far they're doing pretty good.
Euronews footage of the sphere and damage (Score:2)
Euronews footage of the sphere and damage [euronews.net]. Not much to look at, but I for one was curious to see it. "Pics or it didn't happen" and all that.
VIDEO (Score:2)
Video of the launch taken from an airplane [youtube.com]
VIDEO from ground level (Score:3)
Also a video shot from the ground. [youtube.com]
local news report [youtube.com]
pawn it (Score:2)
empoverished area?
pawn shop type loan deposit for titanium to fund lawsuit against company to fix house