NIH Restricts Use of Chimpanzees in Labs 119
vikingpower writes "The U.S. National Institutes of Health on Thursday suspended all new grants for biomedical and behavioral research on chimpanzees and accepted the first uniform criteria for assessing the necessity of such research (full report here). Those guidelines require that the research be necessary for human health, and that there be no other way to accomplish it. A San Francisco Chronicle article points out why chimpanzees are so often used for medical research, as they are evolutionarily the closest to human beings. One may wonder if Europe and Asia are to follow the U.S.?"
substitute? (Score:5, Funny)
I guess they'll have to go back to using grad students.
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Where's my "-1, Depressing" mod option at?
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Well-played, sir. Well-played.
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Get back to grading papers!
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I'm not a biologist but I would imagine the set of experiments where one cannot use rodents and which are too dangerous for human trials would be relatively small.
How could you reliably know that the drug was not too dangerous for human trials without trying it on animals first? However since trials for human health where there is no suitable alternative still get funding it seems that the balance is acceptable although it seems a little dangerous that they are going to start putting relative values on animal life. For example why is an orang-utan apparently less important than a chimp? At what threshold is the risk to a human being (assuming that an alternative ani
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Ruled by Mr. Zaius BS.
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Or Gitmo detainees, considering they dont' have any rights anymore...
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I guess they'll have to go back to using grad students.
I would normally get offended at this, but since I just passed my thesis defense not an hour ago, I am technically no longer a grad student.
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The problem there is that you generally need to euthanize the animal after the experiment. With lawyers it'll be too much fun and the researches will too often do it before the experiment is over.
New world apes (Score:5, Informative)
We are actually following the EU on this.
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Yep it's been done by a few countries:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_ape_personhood [wikipedia.org]
Why should Europe or Asia follow the US? (Score:2)
Does the US necessarily follow Europe or Asia on other pertinent matters affecting the world? If the answer to that question is "yes" then those entities will follow the US, otherwise it's wishful thinking.
Re:Why should Europe or Asia follow the US? (Score:5, Informative)
One may wonder if Europe and Asia are to follow the U.S.?
In Europe, medical tests on apes (Chimpansees, Gorillas, Oerang utans and one other race whose name eludes me at the moment) are already illegal and have been for a few years (even longer in certain member states). Fairly serious restrictions also apply to tests involving other primates.
An article from The Independent 2 years ago announcing the official legislation
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/new-eu-rules-on-animal-testing-ban-use-of-apes-2077443.html
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The one you're looking for is probably Gibbons, the family of Lesser Apes... though it could be the Bonobo, the other species in the Pan genus with Chimps which most people don't know exists.
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That is because the Bonobo are not visually distinguishable from chimpanzees by non experts, and even experts didn't realize they were different for many many decades.
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In germany at least (I did not check other EU states) experiments on human like apes (chimps, gorrilas etc.) are forbidden anyway. For all other apes exist reguations and restrictions ...
Observation vs experimentation (Score:2, Insightful)
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It's not a total prohibition. It's a new requirement that you must show that the usage of pan troglodytes and possibly pan paniscus (common chimp and bonobo respectively), is required for the research and that there is no other alternative. You must also show that the research is valuable and worth the cost (in addition to the grants own merits). You currently already need IRB approval/exemptions for human subject research (and animal trials for that matter), but this is to make sure you really need a chimp for your research when another model might work (many IRBs wouldn't make this a requirement for the research - they'd worry more about the treatment, conditions, etc... along the way).
Furthermore, this is the NIH which funds research grants, and not the FDA which approves preclinical trials on animal subjects (they aren't clinical trials until you use humans) for new drugs and medical devices. There's still plenty of chances for chimps to get experimented on and sacrificed for R&D. These new rules should just tighten up how often people pick chimps as a model. Not that expense, care, attachment, PR, and other factors haven't already moved the ball along. This'll have more impact on the focused-to-oblivion researcher who wanted to test his thingy on something as close to human as he could, not worrying about any of the above factors because he's got his grant and that lets him keep ignoring the rest of the world.
It makes perfect sense (Score:4, Funny)
Wait. Is NIH different from NIMH?
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Yes, very different indeed.
NIH is a serious problem affecting engineers and scientists of all stripes. Chimps simply were not created by researchers, thus they don't know exactly how to improve them to have lasers coming out of their foreheads. So scientists will endeavor for about a year or so to create their own intelligent primate from the ground up. It will basically look and act mostly the same with a few odd quirks like an extra nose or ear somewhere, but they'll have created it so they'll brag more a
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Wait. Is NIH different from NIMH?
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) is one of the institutes under the umbrella National Institutes of Health (NIH). And yes, the NIMH from the cartoon movie is based on the real NIMH.
I guess they saw the movie (Score:4, Funny)
... the most recent remake of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes might be enough to make them rethink things a little...
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Damn dirty apes! (Score:1)
Perhaps they should experiment on anonymous cowards instead! Oh shi...!
The real reason (Score:3)
They have just seen the new Planet of Apes.
Third worst thing I've ever seen... (Score:2)
Was a university's primate research laboratory. They were doing studies on addiction. So you had these metal cages, not much bigger than the monkeys, just stacked together in a room.
Re:Third worst thing I've ever seen... (Score:5, Insightful)
Here's an idea - if you're going to shit on scientists for using animal testing for research, maybe next time you go to the hospital for a procedure you can decline anything that is the result of animal testing. Which, by the way, is practically all of modern medicine.
I have a couple friends who worked in some of these labs. They said that you very quickly:
1) Felt sorry for the monkeys, because it is a pretty awful life.
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2) Hated the fuckers, because they are meanest, nastiest things on the planet. They'll try to lure you to the cage then bite your arm off, if they could. Not that they don't have reason.
They also said that they have to do any transfers of animals in the middle of the night because of death threats by animal rights activists.
All that said, I have no problem with having to ethically justify testing on apes as a last resort, not something that you can just do whatever the hell you want to. I just hope these regulations actually do that, instead of just being another weird hoop to jump through.
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They also said that they have to do any transfers of animals in the middle of the night because of death threats by animal rights activists.
Back in college I applied to be a caretaker for the medical school's animal testing facility. It was an unlabeled building, tall but very narrow, surrounded on three sides, unmarked on the campus maps, and unlabeled except for an abstract logo based on a non-obvious acronym. To enter there were double keycarded doors on the outside, no lobby or anything. There were plenty of windows, but they all revealed only office space (unused, come to think of it, despite it being a weekday morning). Apparently the
Unfair (Score:2, Funny)
Look, I have disagreements with Tea Party supporters too .. but to outright ban them from labs? That doesn't seem right to me.
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Look, I have disagreements with Tea Party supporters too .. but to outright ban them from labs? That doesn't seem right to me.
Non sequitur. NIH banned the use of evolutionary closer relatives of humans, didn't say anything about lower species.
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Unfortunately, lower species tend to be much more difficult to care for properly. They're quite happy to sit in their own filth until communicable diseases break out. Then we have to use force to go in and clean their cages.
Now, maybe if we split the OWS protesters into even smaller groups ....
What... aren't the fences [artinfo.com] getting too expensive already? Or is the population in the cages [wikipedia.org] not significant enough (for the OWS to spreads [sfbayview.com] inside them cages)?
(when will the "humans" learn to tackle the causes instead of band-aiding the symptoms? After all, both TP and OWS "lower species" seems to have some common grievances [washingtonsblog.com], even if they don't quite agree on the solutions. Based on the visible progress, looks like the "govt humans" care more about chimps)
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Looks like you are not safe then. I'd be worried.
Nah, I'll be fine... nobody experiments on snakes.
Bigger and better... (Score:2)
No more chimps. :(
Time to start doing more experiments on bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.
Progress (Score:1)
Good, I'm sick of cleaning up those heaps of dead monkeys.
Farnsworth: Well, as a man enters his 18th decade, he thinks back on the mistakes he's made in life.
Amy: Like the heaps of dead monkeys?
Farnsworth: Science cannot move forward without heaps! No, what I regret is the youth I wasted playing it safe.
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And yes, I know chimpanzees != monkeys.
Cosmetic Testing (Score:2)
Cannon fodder for our Overlords (Score:1, Insightful)
Unfortunately vivisection is an industry; and like all industries it is trying to grow; which means spending lots and lots on positive PR(*) and excusing every experiment; however marginal it's benefit.
As with War and our Economic Slavery; Greed and the Desire to profit at the expense of others know no bounds.
(*) Hi Guys! Welcome to slashdot with your preprepared accounts; this is where you earn your PR dollar at the expense of us dumb animals.
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A dictionary will give you a good definition too; and rather less manipulated by either side.
eg: merriam-webster [merriam-webster.com]
I certainly intended it in the 'broad' sense of: causing harm to animals in a scientific context.
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Who cares? Yes, we should be as humane as reasonably possible -- there's no point in cruelty for its own sake -- but any experiment with even a marginal benefit that requires a living test subject is more important than an animal. Obviously there's no need to discover the terminal velocity of live chimps, assuming somebody hasn't already done that, but when the choice is between the well being of an animal versus a person? People win, animals lose.
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Fine, by humane, I mean don't take steps to deliberately or negligently lower the quality of life of the animals outside of what's required by the experiment. Don't make them sleep in their own shit unless the experiment necessarily requires it (which is unlikely). So yes, humane probably isn't the right word for that, but we don't seem to have an appropriate alternative that I'm aware of.
It may be a dichotomy, but it's not a false dichotomy, if that's what you're implying. The only way to find out the e
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Hi there,
Appreciate that you understand that this can by no means be 'humane', few seem to grasp this and really misuse the term...
I don't think you understood my point: testing on other animals is by no means a way to assure ourselves that it will be safe or dangerous in humans. Again, it's as simple as penicillin or chocolate - which kills many animals but is harmless or helpful in us humans. If we were to rely on animal studies for these, we'd not see them in the market. It's no different for any other f
The guidelines are no clear (Score:2)
How would you determine "no other way"?
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Like this:
[3000 pages of obtuse, meaningless, but impressive-looking technical mumbo jumbo] Therefore, there is no other way.
Clearly this decision was solely influenced by (Score:2)
The recent movie "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
Fearing a similar occurrence of super-intelligent chimps that somehow would be able to over-power the human run world.
Seriously, like even a few hundred armed chimps and gorillas could handle the mass of gangs in Los Angelos. Let alone the U.S. Marines.
Thank God we had the mighty mighty Coast Guard to save us from the "Rise of the Planet of the Dolphins"
SEMPER PARATUS
Living in ivory towers (Score:2)
I wonder how many people there are living in ivory towers that criticize this type of research whilst being oblivious on how many millions of lives have been saved because of it? How many drugs and other medical break troughs could only only have happened by using animal testing? What are people proposing, we go back to the days of using prisoners and societies undesirables? Do these people propose that we go without testing and hope for the best with live humans (which is really just going back to the ques
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I mostly agree, but by the same token, the NIH is publicly funded. So, while its great to say "look how many lives saved" is great, and it wins my support, but to justify using public funding, I think you need more than that. If people have objections, those objections are legitimate as long as they are being made to contribute, even indirectly.
Also, I must note, the summary says the NIH is simply no longer funding these studies. That is distinct from banning the research. Private funding is still possible.
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I think you have a fair point, but is that really that much different from blocking stem cell research funding? I guess I put them both in the same category. A lot of people believe in the separation of church and state, I happen to believe in the separation of science and politics.
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But isn't that a bit of a pipe dream? I mean, you probably agree that there are ethical boundaries. Certainly, few would argue that we should be rounding up humans for testing, especially testing that would involve necropsy.
Once we agree that there should be ethical boundaries, we then have to agree on what those ethics are, and where the lines need to be drawn....
In the end, politics creeps in somewhere in there, no matter what. This is especially evident when they hold the purse strings.
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Saving lives is overrated. There's not exactly a shortage of humans on the planet. We are just animals too.
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whilst being oblivious on how many millions of lives have been saved because of it
Except the summary quite clearly says, "Those guidelines require that the research be necessary for human health." So we can continue saving lives. They're not banning chimps, they're just putting conditions on their use. Seems reasonable to me.
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I wonder how many people there are living in ivory towers that criticize this type of research whilst being oblivious on how many millions of lives have been saved because of it? How many drugs and other medical break troughs could only only have happened by using animal testing? What are people proposing, we go back to the days of using prisoners and societies undesirables? Do these people propose that we go without testing and hope for the best with live humans (which is really just going back to the question of who becomes the test subjects)?
I think there are two issues with what you said:
Firstly, "this type" of research, meaning the research which will no longer receive grant money, by definition includes only the research projects which were unnecessary for human health, or have another viable avenue by which the same knowledge can be achieved. This is presumably meant to discourage the rampancy of cruel research methods currently being used simply because they're more cost effective, or because they're the status quo and the industry hasn
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I believe in the separation of science and politics. My point was to show something where politics gets mixed in with science.
I think perhaps a better way to get my point across is to say that I would lump them in with people who want to cut off funding for stem cell research. When science is dictated by politics science always loses.
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Even the argument to cut off funding for stem cell research is slightly different than this since that tends to be religiously motivated, rather than based on morals arrived at through rational debate. Also I don't think you should feel a need to lump anything in with anything, these are separate arguments for separate issues whi
rats (Score:2)
it's the rats you have to keep an eye on.
Asia? Seriously? (Score:2)
I don't know about Europe - I doubt they will - but Asia certainly won't. Asia has a terrible animal abuse record, especially in China, where all kinds of animal parts are believed to increase your virility. If you want to really feel sick for a while, check up on "bear bile farming" as an example.
Asia treats its own human population badly enough, what makes one think that they would come close to treating animals with any respect?
Great. Just great. (Score:2)
Now they have to join the ranks of the unemployed. Welcome to our world.
What do you mean, Could you borrow my laptop?
Failed Ethical Argument (Score:2, Insightful)
If one makes the case that it's unethical to use Chimps as test subjects then it follows that it's unethical to use any animal as a test subject. This is exactly what the animal rights whackos want.
I don't buy the "they're too similar to people" argument. I don't care how similar to people they are, they're not people. A person's ethical concerns are limited to the realm of people. There is no valid normative theory that draws a line between primates and the rest of animals. There are the theories the anima
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I don't buy the "they're too similar to people" argument. I don't care how similar to people they are, they're not people. A person's ethical concerns are limited to the realm of people. There is no valid normative theory that draws a line between primates and the rest of animals.
But doesn't this just draw the line in a slightly different place, i.e. between humans and all other animals?
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Yes, that's the point. There is a line drawn between humans and animals. A human has an ethical duty towards his fellow man but he has no such obligations to animals.
That doesn't mean that I would be justified in driving hordes of animals extinct. This would likely have a negative impact on my fellow man, which would thus make it unethical. But there is nothing unethical about killing, eating, and wearing an animal -- unless, of course, it belongs to another person and I've stolen it from them. There's actu
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I don't buy the "they're too similar to people" argument. I don't care how similar to people they are, they're not people. A person's ethical concerns are limited to the realm of people. There is no valid normative theory that draws a line between Negroes and the rest of animals
It all depends on where you draw the line.
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That's a weak argument. Blacks aren't similar to people, they are people.
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I don't care how similar to people they are, they're not people. A person's ethical concerns are limited to the realm of people.
So if there were a neanderthal today would it be ethically relevant? If intelligent aliens showed up would you have no ethical problem hurting them? And if these are ok,how do you feel about experimenting on mentally retarded humans? Why, if at all, are any of these different?
There are ethical systems that can make the sort of distinctions that you think are't possible. For example, a utilitarian will consider the degree of suffering to any living thing and then consider how much benefit comes from the r
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I said no valid normative theory. As in, a logically coherent one.
No, I would have no qualms hurting/enslaving/experimenting on intelligent aliens. I would see it as a moral necessity to assess their strengths and weaknesses so we can eliminate them if necessary. Fuck E.T., it would have been best for the government to catch him.
When it comes to neanderthals, it's unclear how they relate to us. There are various theories one way or the other. Even though I love hypothetical ethical quandaries, this one is s
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who are you? (Score:2)
I don't think most folks who have decided that non-human animals are okay to torture for human benefit would go this far. You seem to me to be outstanding in your xenophobia.
But maybe you're just coming at it from what you think of as a practical angle, knowledge gained to cope with a possible threat (albeit at the cost of offense to an other).
I'd argue that the expectation of malice, so great that it pushes most sentient enti
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If a silicon-based computer AI became sentient, I would consider it morally imperative to destroy it immediately. Like Frankenstein watching his monster come to life:
I had gazed on him while unfinished; he was ugly then, but when those muscles and joints rendered capable of motion, it became a thing such as even Dante could not have conceived.
I do see this attitude as pre-emptive self-defense, a prioritization of all things after mankind, lest we become the bird that chooses to perch on a crocodile tooth.
I also don't see these hypotheticals as that pertinent to reality: I don't believe we'll ever contact intelligent alien life and I don't believe it's technologically possible to con
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>A person's ethical concerns are limited to the realm of people.
If you carry this argument to its logical conclusion, it follows that we should not have any laws against animal cruelty, and you should be OK with it if I torture animals for amusement.
The thing is that I agree with much of your post, but nothing destroys a valid argument quicker than careless overstatement.
About f*ckin time!!! (Score:2)
I say ban all animal testing, we have enough human population to test on ourselves first.
a) you will see (Major) less cruelty, as now you are doing it to a human, so you do care about treatment of that person during testing
b) you will see a lot less wasteful efforts and useless testing as now any pain causing agents will be again closely monitored to not have to repeat another
round of testing needlessly.
c) you will see the medical companies make less money off the public's back on testing new drugs as now t
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You know, these drugs are tested on humans in things called "clinical trials".
If you want to risk your life taking an untested -- on anything -- drug in a phase I trial, please do. But physicians won't let you play novel compound Russian roulette, as that would be unethical.
Perhaps you could show them your ethics by refusing all drugs that have ever been tested on animals (ditto for your pets). You will have a substantially shorter lifespan (as will Rex and Moggie) -- but you'll be no hypocrite in doing so.
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>And you also know that several of your close friends and family members wouldn't be alive today or would have debilitating diseases if not for animal testing, yes?
You do know, that we could have made just as much progress using human test subjects....the whole point of my rant was to show how little people value lives other then humans.... you would never consider using your own son to test on, yet you would consider using an animal which might be have family as well, but just because they have limited
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NIH Restricts Use of Chimpanzees in Labs
If they can manage to invent their own chimps I say more power to them.
Another legal step up... (Score:2)
would be to grant chimpanzees the right to join the army.
Chimpanzee Research Cures Human Baldness . . . (Score:2)
". . . How come monkeys are all hairy, yet they have pink arses with no hair on, whilst I'm as bald as a coot and I've got a big hairy arse? Perhaps Charles Darwin [and Chimpanzee Research] could explain that!" -- Viz
Misread the subject... (Score:1)
So much for science (Score:2)
I for one welcome our new and enlightened Dark Age.
NIH = Not initiated here, Ohh you mean... (Score:1)
Apes are mammals with brains, but we humans abused these creatures.
I hope the National Institution of Health maintains the ban on doing experiments with them and stops doing the same with Monkeys.
Attention Code Monkey (Score:1)
Hey, code monkey, time to level up and start your new exciting career.
Medical research is a growing field and the sky's (aka heaven) the limit for the right candidate.
Benefits include free food, free housing and lots of free time for you own pursuits*.
Science needs you!
*Kibble, cage and staring at the bars thereof.