Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists 179
Phoghat writes "Television's favourite Time Lord could not exist without his trusty sonic screwdriver, as it's proved priceless in defeating Daleks and keeping the Tardis in check. Now Doctor Who's famous cure-all gadget could become a reality for DIY-ers across the world, say engineers. Ultrasonic engineers at Bristol University and The Big Bang: UK Young Scientists and Engineers Fair are uncovering how a real life version of the fictional screwdriver — which uses sonic technology to open locks and undo screws — could be created."
/scoff (Score:5, Informative)
Summery: "...could be created."
I call shenanigans.
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Article: "...engineers are already experimenting with ultrasonic waves..." - i.e., the field of ultrasonics exists.
But, unfortunately, it doesn't work on wood.
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And according to latest reports, screwdrivers also exist! ;)
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Summary. I would recommend turning on spellcheck on your web browser.
Re:/scoff (Score:4, Informative)
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So a sonic screwdriver could be created, but only if the weather is nice and warm?
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Dew knot truss yore spill chucker.
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Yeah except that summery is a word--it's the opposite of wintry.
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Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists as a Possibility
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What are these ads you speak of?
Humph (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Humph (Score:5, Insightful)
The Doctor used the sonic screwdriver because it couldn't be used as a weapon to kill or maim.
Just sayin'. :-P
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I thought he used the sonic screwdriver because he didn't want to have to remember a new tool or technojargon every time some problem needed solved.
Oh wait, that was the actor, not the doctor.
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Re:Humph (Score:5, Informative)
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Didn't Capt. Jack have a sonic blaster or something? It's possible to stab someone with a normal screwdriver, so you could probably find a way to hurt someone with a sonic screwdriver.
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But, it's a robot. A machine. What's the issue? He took a tool to a machine to disable it.
Embrace the horror, my friend. It never goes away. ;-)
Re:Humph (Score:5, Funny)
Like The Master, I want a laser screwdriver. Who'd have sonic?
Who'd have sonic.
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Now I sincerely wish two things: 1) I had mod-points 2) You posted non-anon so they'd matter.
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Who has sonic.
Re:Humph (Score:4, Funny)
Who has sonic.
Sega.
I declare vaporware. (Score:4, Interesting)
Of course it would be cool to see some of the potential applications make their way back into Dr. Who.
ex. the Doctor using his screwdriver as an ultrasonic welder.
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Of course it would be cool to see some of the potential applications make their way back into Dr. Who.
ex. the Doctor using his screwdriver as an ultrasonic welder.
Well in Empty Child/The Doctor Dances he uses the screwdriver to cut a chainlink fence and then has Rose use it to reconnect the cut fence
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It has controls on it ... and, seriously, it beats Tachyon Pulses or Wesley Crusher.
it exists (Score:2)
Doublespeak alert (Score:2)
FTA
Sound is a longitudinal wave, not transverse, and has no polarization to rotate or orient.
Only in liquids and gases (Score:2)
Sound is a longitudinal wave
Only in liquids and gases. You can have transverse sounds waves in solids.
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Those are technically just shear stress as a result of sound
No, transverse (shear) sounds waves can exist in solids completely independently of any longitudinal wave. If you don't believe me pick up any first year (or even secondary school) physics text book or look at Wikipedia [wikipedia.org].
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Looks like duck, quacks like a duck...
You know the rest.
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If I'm shaping the wave so that it reflects off the lateral sides of the screw slot, it can produce a reaction force in the screw. No? Send it one way at one end of the slot and the other way at the other end, and you get a torque. Yes?
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I find this to be very interesting, seeing as how I was initially thinking of a screwdriver equivalent to an impact wrench/drill - the ultrasonics acting to overcome static friction to make removing the screw easier.
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Well, anyone can do that. The trick is to unscrew a screw without actually touching it.
Is this like that dumbass Michia Kaku thing (Score:2, Insightful)
Where he "invents" death stars and time machines via a bunch of ludicrous pseudo-scientific bullshit hand-waving, and presents it to a bunch of LARPers?
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Yes.
It exists... (Score:2)
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If it wasn't necessary to invent it, it would already exist.
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Oh, there's lots of things that it wasn't "necessary" to invent that didn't already exist. Unfortunately, we can't uninvent them.
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Fortunately, they unpatent themselves after 20 years.
Plot holes (Score:4, Insightful)
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Yep. The sonic screwdriver was initially introduced because it was deemed silly to have the Doctor confounded by simple locks. Essentially its job was to allow the real plot to proceed when the Doctor was confined to a locked room or was in some similar mundane situation.
As such, it was not unreasonable.
Now, though, it has evolved into an extremely annoying gadget that seems to short-circuit the plot rather than further it. Is there nothing that the current incarnation of this device can't do? Frankly, I wi
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Frankly, I wish he'd just lose it somewhere.
Or at least do the decent thing and shout stuff like "Wingardiam Leviosa!" as he uses it.
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Is there nothing that the current incarnation of this device can't do?
Yes, it can't open a deadlock seal. Pretty much any lock in the latest season created by any future civilisation has been a deadlock seal, precisely to prevent this kind of plot short-circuiting.
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It seems to do just about anything but unscrew screws
Actually, in the first episode in which it appears, the Doctor uses it to turn a screw. All the silliness that comes later is really a running joke in the series.
Please correct the slug (Score:4, Informative)
It's "Doctor Who", not "Dr. Who".
Yes, I'm ignoring the Cushing films. Just like most people do.
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It's "Doctor Who", not "Dr. Who".
Get. A. Life.
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I would argue that spending your time finding posts to correct means that you have less of a life than I.
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It's "Doctor Who", not "Dr. Who".
Get. A. Life.
I would argue that spending your time finding posts to correct means that you have less of a life than I.
I do hope you were trying to be ironic.
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Who has too much time now!
Yes, yes he does. But then, he is a Time Lord.
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There is some pretty strange canon to support the abbreviation: Patrick Troughton was credited as "Dr. Who" during his run. Though I don't think he's ever been called anything other than "The Doctor" on screen.
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> There is some pretty strange canon to support the abbreviation...
I am not an expert, but I thought the term "Dr Who" came from the oft used lines, variants of:
> And you are ?
> I am The Doctor
> Doctor Who ?
> No, just "The Doctor"
How it would work (Score:3)
First, jettison any baggage you have with the term "screwdriver"...clearly, the word is used to be synonymous with "tool". I've always kind of imagined that what the SS is, first and foremost, is a technological scanner and classifier. When the Doctor points it at something, the SS scans the technology and presents the Doctor with an (invisible to everyone else) visual representation of its internals. Probably an abstract representation. Then, the Doctor is able to telepathically use the SS to manipulate those internals in whatever way he wants.
So, if you point it at an actual lock, you would see a representation of the tumblers, and you can "will" the tumblers into place with it. If you point it at a cell phone, you'll see a circuit diagram, etc.
Add to that a galactic size library of all software algorithms ever written, and the ability to write them remotely. With a few thousand or so years for the Time Lords to develop progressive layers of software abstraction, you'd have a tool a well-trained user could do anything with.
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Setting 2428D? (Score:2)
Will it have setting 2428D to re-attach barbed wire?
Wow, Dr. Who's Sonic Screwdriver Exists! (Score:5, Insightful)
I swear, writing inaccurate headlines that give impressions 180 degrees from the story facts is an art that you just can't teach.
Hey, Stupid..... (Score:2)
But will it blend? (Score:2)
hmmm (Score:2)
Apparently someone has been hanging out with/channeling kdawson far too much.
Sonic, or Psionic? (Score:2)
I like to think that 'Sonic Screwdriver' is just a mispelling of 'Psionic Screwdriver'.
It's a do-what-I-mean tool, just like the 'Psychic Paper', and unlike a proper C Compiler or XML parser.
The mechinism by which it does it's thing is unimportant; it could be a heat screwdriver that uses themal expansion/contraction to move parts, or a graviton screwdriver manipulating mass and be used exactly the same way in almost every situation.
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Baby steps. Next we work on the telepathic paper.
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Re:okay thats great but (Score:5, Funny)
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Baby steps indeed. As a society we've gotten as far as TARD. Now we just need to get the rest of the way toward TARDIS.
What? We already built a Time And Relative Dimension? And now we just need to put it in space.
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What? We already built a Time And Relative Dimension?
Yes, it exists, [dailymail.co.uk] in the same sense that the sonic screwdriver exists.
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Welshmen would be far too drunk to do any such thing.
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Is Dr. Who the Welch happy hour then?
When irrelevant (Score:3)
Real life TARDIS when?
It's an unrestricted time machine so surely 'when' it is created is irrelevant. Since it does not exist now we can probably conclude that it is very unlikely to be created in the future.
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Hogwash. It MUST be true because they have successfully solved the time-travel paradox and are successfully not interfering with our timeline.
Can't wait to get my sonic screwdriver. No more missing bits! No trying to figure out if that's a security torx #8 or a mini-phillips head!
However for a TARDIS we need a few key technologies, unless we end up stealing one:
Briode Nebuliser, Time Rotor, Dimensional Stabilizer, Telepathic Circuit, Chameleon Circuit, Translation Circuit, Perception Filter, Force Field
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Nah. It is unprovable because any paradoxes they create caused by people discovering the machine could be solved by killing the people who discovered it before they could report it, thus creating a new paradox, but one that is undetectable by anyone who exists within the current timeline.
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Nope, we're just unaware of time travelers for a few reasons.
1) They do their research first, and don't stick out.
2) They do their best to avoid paradoxes.
3) Why would a time traveler stop by and say "hi" to you or anyone you know?
4) This period in time is boring. Any event that we consider "significant" right now is uninteresting in the whole scope of things, or at least to a culture that is born from an invention 20,000 years from
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When? is a difficult question to answer when you're talking about a time machine.
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We'd need to know what direction it's traveling in in both space and time.
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If only we knew how fast and in which direction it was travelling...
Then we'd no longer know its position.
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You must be new here. ... Oh wait ...
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No, this sonic screwdriver will not help you pick up chicks. For that, you need an impractically long scarf and a big, goofy hat. At least, those items seem to help me.
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DO NOT WANT!
Freema Agyeman OTOH ... *drool*
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If you think Billie Piper is in any way "fat" then you have a seriously warped view of human beauty.
Not that you're any different than 99% of people who will see a girl that weighs 150lbs and think "eww, fatty".
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I would do her and brag to my wife
I would do her and brag to strangers
I would do her and brag to my friends
I would do her and admit it to my friends
I would do her and wouldn't admit it to my friends
I would do her but wouldn't admit it to myself
I wouldn't do her
Most people are incapable of categorizing these until the oppertunity is staring them in the face. Perticularly the "I would do her but wouldn't adm
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Not that you're any different than 99% of people who will see a girl that weighs 150lbs and think "eww, fatty".
Well, it's all relative. If she's five feet tall and weighs 150 lbs, she's pretty chunky, borderline obese in fact [nhlbisupport.com]. If she's six feet five and weighs 150 pounds she's rail thin.
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Height: 5' 5" (1.65 m)
Weight: 112 lbs.
Measurements: 36B-25-35
Oh yeah, what a fat dog. 36-25-35...it's a travesty.
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The poor fool's never seen a real woman, most likely. Just cartoons, barbie dolls, and skinny TV actresses.
Either that, or all the women he knows are on meth or crack.
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Careful, you could end up with Donna Noble.
Most annoying companion since Adric. Remember when he ended up on a Cyberman ship that was going to crash into Earth in the past and the Doctor and his other companions standing around, all obviously thinking 'I hope nobody else mentions that we have a time machine and could go and rescue him before the ship crashes?' Almost every time Donna opened her mouth, I was reminded of that moment.
Apparently the Doctor got bored with intelligent women for a bit. Even Rose was more lacking in education than in
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Re:Chicks? (Score:4)
just ignore him and pay attention to Amy Pond, and everything will be ok
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This is bad, really bad.
Does nobody listen to Stephen Hawking? They're almost certainly out to conquer us!
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Maybe there is a chessboard somewhere in the TARDIS.