Volcanic Activity May Split Africa In Two 170
An anonymous reader writes 'Volcanic activity may split the African continent in two, creating a new ocean, say experts. This is due to a recent geological crack which has appeared in northeastern Ethiopia.'
So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Informative)
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Yes, and it's now happened twice in 2 days, the world is falling apart, run for the hills!
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Insightful)
3 pieces. Not 4. You would need 3 breaks to get 4 pieces.
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Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Funny)
There are no half-cookies. There are only cookies. Some are small; some are big. It's like saying there are half rocks. Divide a rock in half, u get 2 rocks. Not 2 half rocks. This is because a cookie has no anatomy as you and I would know it. It is symmetrical and the independent of scale. It applies down to a cookie of size 2 molecules. A 1 molecule cookie cannot be divided, because dividing molecule yields entirely different substances.
If I had said an "apple", that would have been different. Half apples do indeed exist.
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Why discriminate against the radially challenged?
I bet you tell all the girls that!
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But if you put a bunch of them in a bowl and pour in some milk......Cooooooooooooooooookie Crip!
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Cooooooooooooooooookie Crip
No, that's what you get if you mix cookie crumbs with pieces of gang member.
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Isn't a cookie of size 2 molecules technically known as a Crumb?
Or two Plack cookies (Ö, pron. "yummy").
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It's like a car. Divide it in half and you get a Ford Pinto, not 2 half cars. This is because a car....
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It does not work for cars because cookies and rocks have a property that cars do not--symmetry of matter. Materialwise, they are consistent. Imagine a plane slicing through a rock dividing it into two--slicing at any angle. The material on both sides of the plane will always be of the same type of material possessing the same properties. This is why a rock sliced in half results in 2 rocks--not 2 half rocks. That is not true for cars because I can slice only the tire and have rubber on one side and the rema
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:4, Insightful)
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I am enjoying the fact that this has turned into a deep discussion about cookies.
C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
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If I accept that cookie crumbs *are* cookies, what happens when I pulverise a chocolate chip cookie? Do the child cookies inherit their "chocolate chip cookie" nature from the parent cookie? What happens if the child cookie does not actually contain any chocolate chips?
Or, are you arguing that chocolate-free child cookies remain cookies, but undergo some sort of change into a non-chocolate-chip cookie, even though the molecules in the child cookie have in fact not changed since being baked? If a chocolat
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Dude--your explanation sounds WAY too much like the Catholic church's explanation of transubstantiation.
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I can't believe Africa just got compared to a cookie--for an entire thread, no less.
So I have to ask now, what kind of cookie is it? And is it crisp or soft?
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"It does not work for cars"
So this ISN'T like a car? I'm confused. Can you come up with an analogy?
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Splitting a continent may leave you with only one continent......just one that is divided.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent [wikipedia.org]
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There are no half-cookies. There are only cookies. Some are small; some are big.
Wow, that just became one of my favorite phrases.
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Funny)
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What exactly is a cookie molecule ?
It's CO2KI. A carbon atom, two oxygen atoms, one potassium, and iodine. There's an extra 'e' added to its common name in English.
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3 pieces. Not 4. You would need 3 breaks to get 4 pieces.
Chuck Norris would get 4 pieces from 1 break, you just didn't break it hard enough.
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Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Insightful)
You guys need to get out more.
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If so, what is the exact threshold for a [piece of] cookie to cease being a cookie and become a crumble? Is it whenever it is capable to adhere to your clothes or is it the point in which it can no longer support an entire raisin or chocolate drop?
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See other post. Already answered the crumb question.
FYI: these cookies have no chocolate chips. Why? Because.. rocks don't have "chocolate chips" and a continent is just a big rock. But really, the gist of my point is plain cookies and rocks are made of a simple materials and no matter how you slice them, your slice will result in 2 divisions containing the same material: left/right, up/down, regardless of the infinite slicing angles or directions. That's symmetry. That's not true with a chocolate chip cook
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I think you are forgetting the field of Iced Cookies. Sliced depthwise, you have an iced half and an non-iced half. Now both could be considered cookies, but they are now of two entirely different species....evolution rears its head. It is a little known fact that Darwin considered the cookie problem early on in his work. After failing to get cookies to mate, he turned to animals that could and thus changed the course of modern biology. So, you think you are better than Darwin, mate?
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Continents are not composed of one piece. We in California are reminded of that periodically as the ground beneath us is moving NNW at 35mm per year. Asia is composed of at least the main Asian landmass plus the Indian subcontinent, which is moving northward, developing the Himalayas.
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In other news (Score:5, Funny)
The article duping activity would be enough to split Slashdot in two, creating a new site that could actualy cover the same events at almost the same time with little additional work, says any attentive reader.
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Ah, but with enough time, grasshopper, the two halves of Slashdot would meet on the other side of the internet and again become one.
It splits articles too? (Score:3, Funny)
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Apparently it's already splitting Slashdot stories into two.
This joke was split in two; that's why the parent post also makes the same joke.
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Buy land in Etiopia now (Score:2, Funny)
I'm finding a real estate agent, I think there are some good ones in Nigeria...
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On another note I never understood that movie. Lex's business plan seemed to be to kill all the people who would be interested in buying beach front property.
Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (Score:4, Funny)
Oh Christ, don't say that! I was going to get a percentage off some Nigerian guy for helping him get $50million out of the country. Once he hears this investment opportunity he will spend it at home in Nigeria. :-(
Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (Score:4, Funny)
Find all the +5 funny replies from yesterday and repost them!
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I must be playing too much WoW (Score:5, Funny)
I must be playing too much WoW because now I'm starting to believe the upcoming expansion Cataclysm is a real even that will take place in Africa.
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Deathwing lives under North East Egypt? Does that mean dark iron dwarves live in Mount Sinai?
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This is old news, decade old news (Score:4, Interesting)
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I am not sure about this bit:
"The significance of the finding is that a huge magnetic deformation can happen within a few days, like in [the] oceans," said lead author Atalay Ayele, a professor at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia.
And then
The Afar region, known for its salt mines and active volcanoes, is one of the lowest and hottest places on the planet.
Okay thats interesting. In wonder how you would go pumping sea water into it? You would certainly get a sea (or lake) for a while but salinity would be a problem sooner or later. It might do wonders for the local climate.
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Okay thats interesting. In wonder how you would go pumping sea water into it?
That's easy, you'd just use a series of tubes.
Wait, I just had an idea...
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Assuming verical cliff walls surrounding the dead sea and digging a canal to it would lower world sea levels by ~1.95mm - in reality would be a lot more (810sq km surface area, 422m below "sea" level), doing likewise with the Caspian sea (28 metres below "sea" level and >300,000sq km surface area) would drop world sea levels by ~6cm.
That basin has a trough of around 155m below sea level - in Djibouti (neighbouring Ethiopia) I believe - only 125
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Context.
Looking at the headline, you would think this new ocean were poised to spring into existance in a sudden burst of volcanic chaos. In human terms, that's clearly not what we're looking at - they're talking about a million-year process.
The clear conclusion is that this story was written by an entity with a much courser view of time than our own. Sure, 40 years sounds like old news to you, but to them it must be a blink of an eye. Barely enough time to bring the information to press, even.
Somehow I
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I remember reading an article (in National Geographic, I think) when I was a kid that stated geologists thought the horn of Africa would eventually be separated from the rest of the continent by this activity. I haven't been a kid in at least two decades.
yes, we know (Score:1)
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For the first time they demonstrate that activity on one rift segment can trigger a major episode of magma injection and associated deformation on a neighbouring segment.
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The great lakes wereformed from glaciers during the last ice age. This is more like the midAtlantic ridge. Once it reaches an ocean it will flood and we no longer will have to worry about global flooding from melting glaceirs.
Well fuck me I ain't goin to Afrika then! (Score:1)
This kind of early investigative reporting is exactly what Slashdot needs to rectify "old news & dupes site" image.
Also showing:
Australia will crash into Antarctica!
Barack Obama will die!
Cockroaches will go extinct!
You read it first here!
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Universe Running Down, Scientists Claim [wikipedia.org].
Stop entropy change today!
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Cockroaches will go extinct!
There's no evidence of that...
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You may want to reconsider that. According to TA the Afar region is "is one of the lowest and hottest places on the planet". That's right low AND hot! Sounds like the perfect club scene!
Next they'll tell us Pangea's unstable. (Score:4, Funny)
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"All we need is lava,
lava's all we need."
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Africa, Unite! [wikipedia.org]
Stop the Laurasian Separatist Front! (Score:2)
Keep Pangea United!
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Don't Involve the UN, because I'm pretty sure they'll blame this on the US or Israel, and we'll have new legislation by the Dems in congress to address this new global crisis.
Seriously SHUT UP ALREADY!
Good africa and bad africa (Score:1)
Why is this getting so much attention (Score:1)
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That's because you didn't RTFA, and the summary is utter shite.
The rift isn't new, it happened in 2005 when two volcanoes went off. What is new is that just this week, this very week in which this duped story came out, the very thing that these articles are talking about, it was shown for the very first time that it is possible for a huge magnetic deformation to occur on the surface in a matter of days, as it does in the ocean. For the first time they've been able to show that activity in one segment can
North America (Score:5, Informative)
What's not very well-known is that the same thing happened to North America [wikipedia.org], almost splitting the continent in two. Lake Superior lies in the depression left by the failed North American rift.
Oh what you don't know!!! (Score:3, Funny)
It only seems like it failed. Then, any minute now, the earth is going to roar to life as a giant burp of magma rises from the core to underneath north america. yellowstone traps, missouri mega-earthquake, the end is nigh. If you knew geology, and lived in America, you'd be a preacher too. Doom is before us! Repent!
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Where are the... (Score:2)
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this new feature of GE that gives you a slider to "go back in time" by displaying older satelite data will be interesting to use some decades(?) from now.
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I guess that means Canton, Ohio doesn't exist?
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.transport.road/browse_thread/thread/d39ab20c3b39e05e/c8ead5ec3e9d1298?lnk=raot [google.com]
Repeat? (Score:2)
Ethiopia is going to end up being Africa's equivalent o New Zealand for Australia or Madagascar for Africa.
What has happened before will happen again.
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Ethiopia is going to end up being Africa's equivalent o ... Madagascar for Africa.
Circular reference is circular.
Relax (Score:3, Funny)
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I highly doubt it.
2012-12-21 (Score:2)
It looks like 2012 is starting a bit early. Or perhaps this is just more studio publicity vulcanism.
really really old news (Score:4, Funny)
I dunno, it's kinda refreshing to see a dupe (Score:5, Funny)
A couple of years ago, Slashdot was doing LOTS of duplicate articles and that has been cleaned up tremedously. It's kinda nice to see a dupe now and then to remind me of those heady days of 2007, ahhhh, how I miss them
Volcanic activity in Virginia (Score:2)
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What sort of crackpot scheme.... (Score:2)
is this?
Split articles (Score:2)
Statement from CAIR: (Score:2, Funny)
cosmo magazine? (Score:2)
I read that link as cosmo magazine.
I was wondering why a magazine dedicated to women giving better blowjobs would have a geology article.
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Read the article.