A Mathematical Model For a Spreading Zombie Infestation 121
cloude-pottier writes "What do you do when zombies attack? Turn to a mathematician to come up with a model for the spread of a zombie infestation, of course! Students at Carleton University and the University of Ottawa have published a paper in a book titled Infectious Disease Modelling Research Progress detailing how to model the spread of a zombie population and various complications in managing the spread of the infestation. They even give humans a fighting chance in some cases! The original paper (PDF) can be found at their professor's website."
Sick of zombies (Score:5, Funny)
It's time that someone called for a moratorium (no pun intended) on zombies in the media.
Oblig. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sick of zombies (Score:5, Funny)
Convergent serie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oblig. (Score:5, Funny)
Pass along to Obama (Score:2, Funny)
Missing variables... (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately, after reading this study there seem to be several missing elements:
1. zombie speed and effectiveness. Are these 28 Days Later psycho zombies or Shaun of the Dead shambling loser zombies? And sure, they modeled an "encounter" but it's a simple one-on-one winner takes all. Any good zombistician knows most zombie encounters are between a small band of survivors and a horde. It needs to be modeled!
2. It appears that any individual can transition between the "Zombie" and "Removed" state. There needs to be a 4th (end) state: "Brains Splattered By Shotgun".
3. Bruce Campbell.
Let us (Score:4, Funny)
Consider a spherical zombie in simple harmonic motion...
Re:Oblig. (Score:3, Funny)
Probably more appropriate: http://xkcd.com/348 [xkcd.com].
Re:Sick of zombies (Score:5, Funny)
FREE O.J.
Where? And do we need to bring our own cups?