Hole Drilled to Bottom of Earth's Crust 422
AtariAmarok writes "A new article is up on LiveScience about a hole drilled into the Earth's crust to explore the layers of our planet's substrate. The hole gets closer to the mantle than any other efforts that have gone before. The hole might reach the "Moho" (division between Earth's brittle outer crust and the hotter, softer mantle) within a few years." From the article: "The depth of the Moho varies. This latest effort, which drilled 4,644 feet (1,416 meters) below the ocean seafloor, appears to have been 1,000 feet off to the side of where it needed to be to pierce the Moho, according to one reading of seismic data used to map the crust's varying thickness."
Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:5, Funny)
Good day, gentlemen...as you are no doubt aware, I have drilled a gigangtic hole straight through the Earth's crust. This hole will allow me to usher in a glorious new era of total world domination; for this reason, I have dubbed this latest caper "Operation Glory-Hole".
You see, gentleman, the bottom of this hole is only a scant 1000 feet away from the firey liquid mantle of the Earth itself...when I detonate a small nuclear device at the bottom of this hole, Operation Glory-Hole will create a gigantic super-volcano, radically altering the Earth's climate and laying waste to civilization...that is, unless you pay me...
ONE HUNDRED MILLION BILLION JILLION DOLLARS!!!
Gentleman, you have my demands. Peace out.
Obl Friends quote: (Score:3, Funny)
Check this baby out, dug me a hole!
--Joey Tribbiani
Yay! (Score:4, Funny)
How many... (Score:2, Funny)
Grrrreat. Let's poke a big hole in the planet. (Score:5, Funny)
Bad Scientists! Bad!
Terraform: Construct Thermal Borehole (Score:5, Funny)
+6 energy
WARNING: Significant negative ecological impact
Great (Score:3, Funny)
Re:First they pearce the crust... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:is it wise? (Score:2, Funny)
China (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:5, Funny)
On the drill head... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:is it wise? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:is it wise? (Score:2, Funny)
Start working on your lava-boats everyone....
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:5, Funny)
Uhhh. Hi Dick. How ya doin'?'
Screw black-holes and grey goo... (Score:5, Funny)
What happens if when they finally penetrate the crust the whole planet pops like a balloon?
LIKE A BALLOON!!
Think of all that crazy magma spewing out all over the place and our beloved globe zooming randomly all over the solar system before finally falling flacid and empty to the floor somewhere near Mars.
When will these insane "geologists" learn not to poke holes in our Mother Earth.
-Pinkoir
Soon We'll reach the underground Dero kingdom! (Score:3, Funny)
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Start drilling from the other side NOW... (Score:3, Funny)
Would be fun to enjoy the world's largest magnetic seasaw.
We're all gonna die!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Lack of judgement, but not the way you'd think.. (Score:2, Funny)
Hole's Enemy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yay! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:is it wise? HAWAII!! (Score:2, Funny)
So you say we can make HawaIII this way?
Re:is it wise? HAWAII!! (Score:5, Funny)
Have they lowered a microphone down? (Score:1, Funny)
http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.htm
Grammar Nazi new recruit? (Score:2, Funny)
I guess the Grammar Nazis have adopted the "Do as we say, not as we do" policy.
Re:First they pearce the crust... (Score:3, Funny)
No...everyone knows we reach China before anything else.
Re:Yay! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:First they pearce the crust... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:is it wise? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:3, Funny)
Duh, no it won't. It will make the Earth's core start to spin faster. Didn't you watch that documentery about the Earth's core?
Wal-Mart and IKEA (Score:5, Funny)
How much heat can those RFID tags resist anyways??!
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mr President, Dr. Evil is on the line... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:First they pearce the crust... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:is it wise? (Score:3, Funny)
People? Boats? Endless seas of lava? Oh, great. If one person in Hollywood reads that, we're in trouble.
"Now in theaters: The sequel to smash hit Waterworld: Fireworld!"
Re:is it wise? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Terraform: Construct Thermal Borehole (Score:3, Funny)
Yay! We've got moho mines now! I can start working on my BB and turn off the metal makers.
Moho or Soho? (Score:5, Funny)
Not to be confused with Soho, NY where the bitchy upper crust and the hot artsy type meet.
Re:is it wise? (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, this is exactly what will happen. Just think of it like pricking a hole in a balloon, next thing you know we are 'ppttthhhhhhhhhh' on our way to Jupiter.
That's fine, as long as we don't try to land on Europa.
Yay! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sounds from Hell (Score:1, Funny)
Re:First they pearce the crust... (Score:3, Funny)
No. It could be much worse. They could let the air out of the center of the earth, and it might pop. Even worse, it could jet around the solar system in wild arcs, making farting noises while all the other planets laugh and throw half-eaten cupcakes at eachother.
They might stop the earth's spin (Score:3, Funny)
Re:is it wise? (Score:1, Funny)
on the upper side of the earth because
the lava is to heavy to flow out on this side.
But God help us if they drill a hole on the
lower side, this may empty the earth and
leave us with a fragile shell....
Re:Sounds from Hell (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Would it work? (Score:2, Funny)
"transition from crustal plagioclase bearing rocks to plagioclase-free olivine and pyroxene rocks".
When you think about it the seismic discontinuity has to be attibutable to some actual physical change in the earth.
I was once on a geological field trip to Cyprus, which has been upthrust a lot, to the point where some old moho is visible at the surface. Having heard this I was hoping for a big outcrop with a nice clear line running through it, so I could stand with a foot on either side of the moho for a picture. Unfortunately it didn't quite look like that.
Not being a geologist I grabbed a few nice looking pieces of rock to take home for paper weights. Alas the cleaning staff at the hotel threw these out, thus stealing my moho. Ah well.
Re:Sounds from Hell (Score:2, Funny)
Ah, but that is not an urban legend, it is the storyline of doom IV