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Scientists Propose 'National Parks' On Mars 331

colonist writes "Microbiologist Charles Cockell and astrobiologist Gerda Horneck want to turn seven areas on Mars into 'national parks', conserved in their pristine state. 'It is the right of every person to stand and stare across the beautiful barrenness and desolation of the Martian surface without having to endure the eyesore of pieces of crashed spacecraft scattered across the landscape,' they write. Cockell is not against colonization, though. He says that setting aside some areas for conservation would free up the rest of the planet for settlement."
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Scientists Propose 'National Parks' On Mars

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  • by davejenkins ( 99111 ) <slashdot@da[ ]enkins.com ['vej' in gap]> on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:11PM (#10934020) Homepage
    Damn that Saxifrage Russell and his Greens!
  • by isny ( 681711 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:12PM (#10934021) Homepage
    Crash spaceship sites should be designated 'national historal parks'.
    • Terminology please? (Score:5, Interesting)

      by MMaestro ( 585010 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:18PM (#10934068)
      Na they should be designated 'international historical parks' since any colonization on Mars would probably be by a multinational group.
      • No. Any mission launched to colonize Mars would be a multinational group. But by the time they all got there, the Americans would have eaten all the Chinese, Japanese, French, German, and Middle Eastern aboard and the Russians would have been shot out of the capsule for being too much like American rednecks: "Hey y'all, watch this!"
        • by ppanon ( 16583 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @10:03PM (#10934550) Homepage Journal
          Actually, I would bet on either the French or the Chinese in that kind of a scenario.

          Most Americans aren't culinarily adventurous so they won't be willing to resort to cannibalism until after they're already the main course. Your average Middle Eastern resident is going to have to overcome double everybody else's religious qualms over 'long pig', with the same result. And as you point out, the Russians may be thrown out the airlock over their behaviour long before food stocks go low (or accidentally step out for a walk during a roaring drunk). That also is likely to happen to the Germans if they can't get over saying things like "Zat hydroponics pump vould nefer haf failed if it vass a *German* pump". Once any peacekeepers have been eliminated, the Japanese are likely to get tossed out the airlock by the Chinese as retribution for the Second World War.

          So I'll bet on the Chinese or the French. Southern Chinese will eat any and all parts of any animal, and a good French cook will be able to whip a nice little burgundy, garlic, or herb sauce to make things palatable.

        • by Crashmarik ( 635988 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @11:47PM (#10935066)
          Problem with chinese is half an hour later your hungry again :(
      • Interstellar Historical Parks?
        Intersolar Historical Parks?
        Interplanetary Historical Parks?
      • by legirons ( 809082 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:39PM (#10934444)
        Surely most interpretations of the space treaties would assume that the whole of mars has the equivalent of "national park" protection.

        Is this "designating national-park zones" somehow equivalent to the "free-speech zones", i.e. confining to a small space what used to be available everywhere, so that areas outside the zone can be exploited?

      • by fireboy1919 ( 257783 ) <rustyp AT freeshell DOT org> on Saturday November 27, 2004 @10:55PM (#10934808) Homepage Journal
        Na, they should be designated "international McHistorical McParks" since any colonization on Mars will probably be done by a corporation that will eventually run everything. After all, if we have a nuclear holocaust before we go to Mars (which would be a good reason to try to colonize there despite the enormous expense), what will be more important than food, and what kind of food will survive a nuclear holocaust? I guess it might also be "Hostess International Historical Parks" or even "McHostess International McHistorical McParks" at that point.

        On the other hand, wouldn't Microsoft buy McDonalds before the holocaust as it expands in an ever-encompassing web of mediocracy? So...I guess it'd be "MSMcHostess MSInternational McHistorical McParks" or some similar variation.
  • What a joke (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:12PM (#10934027)
    As if we were planning on paving the whole planet as soon as we landed.
  • by way2trivial ( 601132 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:13PM (#10934030) Homepage Journal
    now I can go there with a clear conscience,

    pheww, I was worried it was gonna be a mob scene, but now I can rest easy, knowing that even after I get there, I can still go camping in the wilderness areas...

    WTF IS THE POINT OF THIS!

    get there first, make exisistence possible, wait until you reach a population of >50- then worry about running out of pristine areas.....

  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:13PM (#10934031)
    How about we GET there first, then colonize, then let all the pussy treehuggers whine about it?
  • wait ... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by xlyz ( 695304 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:14PM (#10934035) Journal
    shouldn't we go there first???
    • Re:wait ... (Score:3, Insightful)

      by DarthWiggle ( 537589 )
      I suspect the point is to make sure that we go there properly. Think about it this way: you some vegetables, rice, and chicken, a wok, and a gas stove.

      You could a) turn on the gas, chop up the the vegetables, boil the rice, and then light the stove, thereby blowing up your block, or you could b) chop of the vegetables, boil the rice, and _then_ turn on the gas and light the stove and enjoy some nice, healthy stir fry.

      It's all about timing.
  • Well look at that. (Score:4, Interesting)

    by laughingcoyote ( 762272 ) <(moc.eticxe) (ta) (lwohtsehgrab)> on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:15PM (#10934042) Journal

    Someone is thinking ahead. For once. Refreshing to see.

    There are, in fact, already treaties regarding space colonization. Just because it's not possible -yet- doesn't mean we should wait until it starts happening to consider how we want it to go.

    • by Anonymous Coward
      The green movement turns red.
    • I'm not certain if current space treaties actually deal with colonization, but treaties regulating the currently impossible are always easy to support. These treaties will be ignored/rewritten when space colonization becomes a practical reality. And, as always, no entity has the means and authority to enforce these treaties.
  • by robvangelder ( 472838 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:15PM (#10934044)
    Until we can work out the value of an area (in terms of scientific benefits, mining, agriculture, etc...) we shouldn't go marking it off-limits.

    Ideally these parks would have no value other than for eye candy.
    • by jfengel ( 409917 ) on Sunday November 28, 2004 @02:01AM (#10935595) Homepage Journal
      Then here's an idea: how about we leave the entire thing off limits for another couple of centuries until we've had a chance to study it?

      It's brand new. It's totally pristine. It contains applications of geology, meteorology, and maybe even biology that have never been seen before.

      I'd be all for scientific expeditions to Mars, even long term ones, but I can't see the point in sending anybody there to live for any purpose other than science. Take a couple of centuries and watch the climate change without significant human interference. Humanity has waited millions of years to get there; a few centuries won't make any difference.

      (Especially if you're talking about "terraforming" it. We don't have the slightest idea what's on that planet and we're already talking about making it look just like here. Please, please, please let the geophysicists and soil chemists and wind science guys have a good solid look at the place before you start changing its chemistry permanently.)
  • Terra-forming? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by jangobongo ( 812593 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:15PM (#10934046)
    Well, that would certainly put a crimp in any anyone's terra-forming plans...
    • by ari_j ( 90255 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:20PM (#10934078)
      It's an interesting dilemma. The only really good way to colonize Mars involves terraforming it. But the only way to preserve parts of the Martian surface precludes terraforming it. I guess you could build giant Martidomes to preserve the ancient landscape, but that seems like a lot of expense just to protect part of the planet from terraforming.

      The question is - which makes more sense economically? Terraforming the entire planet, refusing to colonize it altogether, or building biodomes all over its surface? Right now, the third option is pretty much out of the question, so we have a long-term decision to make about whether Mars is more valuable as the red planet, or as a green one.
      • which makes more sense economically? Terraforming the entire planet

        I'm curious - has any serious science been done on the feasability of this concept? Generally speaking, I think manned spaceflight is a giant waste of time and money and a Mars mission would be a stupid idea, but IF we could actually make the surface inhabitable that might justify the enormous expense of transporting people there. However, I haven't seen any proof that it's possible to raise the temperature to standards tolerable for agr
        • by Ironsides ( 739422 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:31PM (#10934418) Homepage Journal
          I think manned spaceflight is a giant waste of time and money

          On this note, you should really look into the research done for it before you say it is a waist. Especially some of the medical research done to help support it. Also, once we get a space elevator up,the cost will come down dramatically.

          raise the temperature

          We crash several comets into the atmosphere to make it denser. Then start making greenhouse gasses (i.e. Carbon Dioxide) to hold in the heat.

          how warm might we expect the equator on Mars to be? Does it have seasons?

          How warm do you want it to be is a better question. Mars gets 1/4th as much light as earth. Given that earth radiates/reflects away a lot of heat/light that we get from the sun we can give it earth temperatures. Mars does have an axial tilt so it does have seasons. Read here [nasa.gov] for more on it's seasons.
          • On this note, you should really look into the research done for it before you say it is a waist.

            I'm saying it's a waste precisely because I have looked into the research, and come away thoroughly unimpressed. And pointing out that we had to do lots of research just to put men into space is circular reasoning; if that research was worthwhile, it could be done on its own for a fraction the cost.

            As for the "research" that goes on in manned spaceflights, it's a joke. (I work in one of the fields that has b
            • Link to some spinoffs from NASA. [thespaceplace.com]

              Sure some of this stuff might of been discovered without NASA. But it probably would have been decades later or in some cases we might still be waiting. And judging from some of the stuff listed it's helped save lives already. Example? Better Firemans Air Tanks.

              My favorite?
              BREAST CANCER DETECTION - A solar cell sensor is positioned directly beneath x-ray film, and determines exactly when film has received sufficient radiation and has been exposed to optimum density. As
      • Terraforming the entire planet, refusing to colonize it altogether, or building biodomes all over its surface? Right now, the third option is pretty much out of the question, so we have a long-term

        How can you possibly imagine that planetwide terraforming is cheaper than building enclosed habitats?

        Or even less than 20x as expensive, for that matter? What kind of technological dream world do you live in "right now"?
      • The question is - which makes more sense economically? Terraforming the entire planet, refusing to colonize it altogether, or building biodomes all over its surface? Right now, the third option is pretty much out of the question, so we have a long-term decision to make about whether Mars is more valuable as the red planet, or as a green one.

        Remember, time is literally money. If one spends money on something, one doesn't just need to pay for the direct costs, but one also has to take into account the numbe
    • Re:Terra-forming? (Score:4, Interesting)

      by sendai2ci ( 629417 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:29PM (#10934128)
      Kim Stanley Robinson tackled many of these issues in his Mars Trilogy [wikipedia.org]. I couldn't beleive it when I saw this headline, I'm certain some of the thoughts from that series has affected a great many Mars enthusiast...

      We might have Reds vs. Greens before we even go there...
  • by orb ( 9170 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:16PM (#10934056) Homepage
    Well, the good thing is that after this we'll know exactly the seven areas the conspiracy lovers will tell us there are signs of ancient civilizations, martian colonies or other such stuff.
  • Who is this guy (Score:5, Informative)

    by FiReaNGeL ( 312636 ) <fireang3l.hotmail@com> on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:17PM (#10934059) Homepage
    Charles Cockell, of the British Antarctic Survey, works on microbes growing in the extreme polar conditions. If you have an access to Nature, check his latest paper [nih.gov] treating of "Ecology: widespread colonization by polar hypoliths". There's a summary available from BioEd Online [bioedonline.org] for those (prolly 99% of the crowd here) who can't access Nature.
  • Red Mars? (Score:3, Informative)

    by wayne606 ( 211893 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:21PM (#10934079)
    I wonder if the authors have read Kim Stanley Robinson's "Red Mars" (and Green and Blue...) He obviously thought a lot about the science involved in colonization, and saving areas of Mars "in their pristine state" won't be easy, if he got much of his analysis right. Especially if any of these areas are on the equator (the falling space elevator episode)
    • Re:Red Mars? (Score:3, Interesting)

      by xott ( 815650 )

      I wonder if the authors have read Kim Stanley Robinson's "Red Mars" (and Green and Blue...)

      Colonisation versus Conservation is a major part of the story in the "Mars Trilogy". Basically the ecologists breakaway and combine with the geologists to try to keep Mars as pristine as possible.
      I always thought this a bad plot device and resented the sympathy that Kim Stanley Robinson held for the 'Red Mars' antagonists.

      Initial developments in the colonisation of Mars will be necessarily of quite small scale.

  • See? (Score:5, Funny)

    by EdwinBoyd ( 810701 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:21PM (#10934080)
    He should take solace in knowing that the massive amounts of radiation hitting the planet due to it having no atmosphere to speak of would likely burn out the eyes of the tourist.
  • conserve mars now ? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by icepick72 ( 834363 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:22PM (#10934086)
    These earth-like ideas of conservation don't map onto Mars and other planets *yet*. Roping off an area of Mars where the ships should not land!?! We're just starting to explore it. We don't yet know which areas are best to conserve and which are best to settle upon. Given that settlement could be an awfully boring and restrictive lifestyle, I'm sure that a lot will be conserved because of the harshness of the environment. Humans will have a hard-enough time preserving themselves in the Mars environment at first. I'm sure NASA's going to blow up a $25 mil. ship (or whatever amount of $) when they see it's accidentally heading for a conserved piece of land. I think these people's efforts would (in the meantime) be better applied here on earth. It's a novel idea for Mars but way too early. Let's not legislate Mars quite yet.
  • Here we go (Score:4, Funny)

    by mordors9 ( 665662 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:23PM (#10934092)
    You start up National Parks and the bears show up to beg and go through the trash.
  • is it that... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by jeif1k ( 809151 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:24PM (#10934098)
    April Fool's day semiannual now? No, wait, that doesn't work out right either.

    I think someone is conceptualizing Mars wrong. It's a whole PLANET. It costs billions of dollars to send a single probe. We aren't going to be littering it any time soon, nor are we going to land humans on it any time soon.

    What we should worry about is not contaminating it with terrestrial microorganisms.
  • by JWSmythe ( 446288 ) <jwsmytheNO@SPAMjwsmythe.com> on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:25PM (#10934106) Homepage Journal
    Wouldn't the designation of 'parks' on Mars best be left up to the people settling there? Like, we think we know a little bit about what's there, but really we don't know much of anything. Mapping from space, and a few square miles of exploration doesn't mean we know squat about Mars.

    For example, what if we find a huge system of underground caves, like exist all over the Earth. Maybe they're too close to the surface to even put a city. That would be a better choice, rather than marking 1000 square miles saying "This is park."

    Not that it really matters. We haven't sent person #1 there yet, much less colonists. Really, the rules will be established by whoever gets there first, and then be redefined by whoever takes power there first. If a country puts a big freakin' space gun on Mars, and starts shooting down other countries landers, that leaves that country in control to say what a park is. Or more like, if the colonists decide that they're independant (with the big freakin' space gun to prove it), they get to declare their parks.

    That's what the U.S. did. They told England, "This is ours". It doesn't matter what they declared as what before the colonists came over, it's all been changed since then. The only big differences are the distance, and the space gun. :)

    • That's what the U.S. did. They told England, "This is ours". It doesn't matter what they declared as what before the colonists came over, it's all been changed since then.

      In that analogy, then, they're proposing setting up "smallpox and pillaging-free" zones in North America so that when the Jamestown colonists arrive in a couple of decades, they won't wipe out the natives...

  • by oexeo ( 816786 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:28PM (#10934120)
    So, America owns Mars now, right?
  • A national park must be owned by a nation... Solar park maybe?
  • by slashname3 ( 739398 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:29PM (#10934123)
    How about we actually get there and figure out what is there first. We could doom any colonization effort by declaring areas off limits that have resources we will need or want. Can see it now, from here we say leave these areas alone and unexplored. We find out after the colony dies that those areas contain most of the water and other resources needed by a colony. But no, we can't touch them because they are declared national parks.

    Face it people, if there was not life on Mars before there is a very high probability that there is life there now. As careful as we try to be keeping the various probes clean before launching them there will be a varity of microbes, bacteria, and viruses that hitched a ride on the probes and probably survived both the trip and reentry. So colonization has begun on the microbial level at least.

    Lets get there first and find out what is really there then we can set aside areas as national parks.
    • colonization... (Score:3, Informative)

      funnily enough, he proposes to make parks also in two places that are quite good candidates for Mars colonization.

      those are Valles Marineris and Hellas Planitia

      - first, because canyons provide a very good place for underground houses - you have just a window on the side of a canyon
      - second, because Hellas is the lowest place on whole planet, which results in twice the atmospheric pressure (Mars has 6hPa on average): 14 hPa. Pressure has big influence on water phase - in Hellas you would expect water to b

      • Re:colonization... (Score:3, Insightful)

        by ErikZ ( 55491 )
        Well, that's strange. Why makes something a national park if it's just going to be undewater after we terraform it?

        Oooooohhhhh....
    • How about we actually get there and figure out what is there first.

      I don't think the authors have a reasonable appreciation of the size of plannets or explorational navigation. The chances are that a human eye would not be able to see "the eyesore of pieces of crashed spacecraft" when they "stare across the beautiful barrenness and desolation of the Martian surface." Planets are big places and well meaning exploration craft are both expensive and tiny. Also, a space craft that is "crashing" has little

  • rights vs wishes (Score:5, Insightful)

    by evilmousse ( 798341 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:29PM (#10934126) Journal

    People throw around the concepts of 'rights' too easily. What religious or natural philosophy would include property rights on another planet? Such a bloated sense of importance and entitlement..
  • It's not April 1st.
  • by GreggBert ( 89663 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:34PM (#10934155) Homepage Journal
    Will there be pic-a-nik baskets in the parkon Mars ?


  • exploitation and claim-staking, which might encourage these nations to sign up to the system."

    HUH?

    Maybe a little effort in the direction of a planetary space race rather than the nationalism we have now. Sure, we can still race, but the race and national pride could be in development of components of exploration, mining, nuclear fusion, etc. rather than a race for total planetary domination.

  • UAC? (Score:4, Funny)

    by Mystic0 ( 807930 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:39PM (#10934173)
    Does the Doom III ad have anything to do with the article, or is that just a coincidence?
  • damn reds... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Scrameustache ( 459504 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:40PM (#10934178) Homepage Journal
    It is the right of every person to stand and stare across the beautiful barrenness and desolation of the Martian surface

    Cool, so who's paying for my ticket? It IS my right to go there, after all...
  • National? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by kuzb ( 724081 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:40PM (#10934179)
    'National Parks' ..

    Who's nation though?
    • They would actually be international parks, like the Moon and the Antartic. Those regions are for scientific purposes only and cannot have an specific nation colonize the area. This would likely be through the United Nations.
    • quoth #2 (Score:3, Insightful)

      by twitter ( 104583 )
      National Parks' .. Who's nation though?

      Number two says, "There are no Nations anymore. There's only coporations." I suppose that means that the parks would be owned by MickeySoft, General Products and Lockheed Transnational. "Mars deserves a break today. No exploration will be allowed to interfere with our relative advantage over our fellow men."

  • NATIONAL parks? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by ccharles ( 799761 )
    Which nation exactly owns Mars?
  • by Prototerm ( 762512 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @08:47PM (#10934217)
    ...We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
  • In related news, the Bush administration today announced that they would start handing out permits for logging and oil drilling in Martian national parks...
  • by stimpleton ( 732392 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:00PM (#10934266)

    Never mind Mars.

    The US *is currently* building a road in the Antarctic from their scientific base on the edge of the region too the Pole.
    They are *mining snow to fill in crevases*.

    The Man on Mars should be worried...

    Brown said phase one of the project -- filling huge crevasses with ice on the crevasse fields 70 kilometers (40 miles) south of McMurdo station -- has already been completed.

    Sir Edmund Hilary (the first man to climb Everest)has just walked part of it, and needless to say, has slammed the initiative.

    http://www.antarcticconnection.com/antarctic/news/ 2003/021003road.shtml/ [antarcticconnection.com]
  • Clayborne & Russell (Score:3, Informative)

    by Smiffa2001 ( 823436 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:07PM (#10934297)
    Nice article. I for one am happy that this subject has been broached now as it is important. Might be a good idea for all those interested to read KSR's Mars Trilogy and the Clayborne-Russell arguments to get a real insight into the issues that (might probably) arise and be at stake.

    That said, I'd still love to see a human presence on Mars, as long as I'm one of em... ;)
  • I'd rather see 'national parks' on uranus first.

    Thank you, thank you.
  • IMO I can't imagine how a few (at this stage) pieces of hardware could be construed as litter, so much as pieces of history.

    Closer to home, imagine if we colonised the moon at some point in the future - would you send crews out to pick up the man-made "litter" left behind by, say, the Apollo 9 mission, or would you keep it as a[n] [inter]national monument to a piece of human history?

    It'd be like trashing the Mayflower or something because it had served it's purpose and was cluttering up the landscape.

    I s

  • All these folks thinkin' that they shouldn't be called national parks... well DUH!!! The term used in the article is "planetary parks" but makes an analogy to "national parks" to convey the idea behind the conservationalist approaches that will be taken to the designated areas.

    But I have just one question for these people that the article didn't really address....

    What's there on Mars in the first to conserve? Any water or life it may have had at one time seems to have long-since vacated. They talk

  • "It is the right of every person to stand and stare across the beautiful barrenness and desolation of the Martian surface

    Any serious attempt to colonize Mars will include serious attempts to thicken, warm, and humidify the atmosphere, probably opening underground aquifers or mining the water ice cap. Once you introduce planetary climate change, much of that "beautiful barrenness and desolation" is going to change whether people visit it or not. It's possible that Olympus Mons, which for practical pur

  • by nxtr ( 813179 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:27PM (#10934402)
    ...they stole all of the pic-a-nic baskets!
  • by Magickcat ( 768797 ) on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:28PM (#10934408)
    Only the English love barren lifeless deserts and would want to preserve them in their pristine state.

    Most people that live near or on a desert would rather change them into an oasis (or in this case terraform). Try living in, or travelling on one - it looses a great deal of it's romance very quickly.
  • by Wingie ( 554272 ) <wlmui AT amherst DOT edu> on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:37PM (#10934439) Homepage
    Space parks means... SPACE RANGERS!!! "Hey Chuck, the tourists on trail three just ran out of oxygen. Can you spacelift them a few tanks with the Mars hopper?" "All Rangers, a bunch of tourists are being attacked by native demons. Make sure to bring your BFGs! *click* Sigh, what part of the 'FEED THE DEMONS AND THEY WILL EAT YOUR SOUL' do they not understand?"
  • I guess the British Beagle landers will have to find a new destination.
  • Self-hatred (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 27, 2004 @09:42PM (#10934455)
    Such people always have at their core a hatred for mankind and, thus, themselves. These are the people that wax poetic about beaver damns and the ecological changes they invoke and at the same time condemn man's works as destructive.

    Mars is a planet that (arguably and maybe) once supported life and does so no longer (arguably and maybe). What cosmic plan does it disrupt to bring life back to that planet or bring life to it for the first time? And if he thinks that Mars' pristine wilderness is going to survive life's onslaught unchanged he is so wrong in a thousand ways!

    We have earned the right to change Mars to suit ourselves and barren, lifeless vistas be damned! How did we earn it? By surviving, by achieving and by striving until we can leave our cradle and venture outward to other planets and beyond.
  • by vistic ( 556838 ) on Sunday November 28, 2004 @06:16AM (#10936305)
    How many vehicles are we planning on crashing on the planet so that you can't look anywhere without seeing one of them? At the current rate we're sending out Mars missions... how long would it even take?

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