Here There Be Dragons

ThisNukes4u writes "The Economist reports that scientists in California are coming closer to creating real-life mythical animals. Basically, they re-create the natural selection process through a computer simulation and then clone the resulting set of DNA in a donor animal." From the article: "Each computer starts with a search image (dragon, unicorn, gryphon, etc), and the genome of the real animal most closely resembling it (a lizard for the dragon, a horse for the unicorn and, most taxingly, the spliced genomes of a lion and an eagle for the gryphon). The virtual genomes of these real animals are then tweaked by random electronic mutations. When they have matured, the virtual adults most closely resembling the targets are picked and cross-bred, while the others are culled."

I Like Pickles!!!

[DAldredge (2353)]

I Like Pickles!!!

Please mod me up to +5!!!!

Re:I Like Pickles!!!

[PapayaSF (721268)]

Then you'll love the mysterious pickled dragon [smh.com.au].

First P....

[toadlife (301863)]

...Hahahaha! Gotcha!

April Fools!

Finally a way to finish the collection

[buxtehude (965185)]

Hey this is great, I can now finish off my lifesize Polly Pocket collection with a real life Unicorn....thats...like...YEAH!!

Mermaids

[Jedi Alec (258881)]

I'll have 2 please. Grilled, preferably.

Obligatory Quote

[Raul654 (453029)]

"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish half on top and the lady half on the bottom?" -- Fry, Futurama

Re:Obligatory Quote

[WaKall (461142)]

Do you mean like this mermaid [amazon.com]?

Re:Obligatory Quote

[saforrest (184929)]

"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish half on top and the lady half on the bottom?" -- Fry, Futurama

See Wikipedia's entry on the "mermaid problem" [wikipedia.org].

Ha!

[Ctrl+Alt+De1337 (837964)]

They will be nothing compared to mighty Trogdor! Those things wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit 'em in the face.

Zardoz

[KajiCo (463552)]

Won't they also need Sean Connery's vocal chord genes?

"To the stars Bowen, to the stars."

An interesting observation....

[rune2 (547599)]

You know it's gotta be April Fool's when there are no dupes and people actually RTFA... (besides the whole color scheme thing that is)

genetic algorithms

[Snof (964040)]

That's so much more awesome than the genetic algorithms I worked with when I studied AI. Technology has come a long way in the past... few hours.

OMG!!! UNICORNS!

[Rhinobird (151521)]

That's like ponies, but, uh, one better...
We need more pink in here STAT!

"Haemaurin" and "aurinase"

[by Anonymous Coward]

From http://www.economist.com/science/displaystory.cfm? story_id=348179 [economist.com] :

The firm's first product is a goldfish that is genuinely gold, not the shade of orange that currently passes for that colour in ichthyological circles. To create this animal required two things. The first was the introduction of a gene for a genetically modified version of haemoglobin which Paolo Fril, GeneDupe's boss, has dubbed haemaurin. The second was the introduction of a gene for a synthetic enzyme that he calls aurinase.

Unlike

Re:"Haemaurin" and "aurinase"

[Durinthal (791855)]

Actually, I believe the aurinase and haemaurin names come from the word aurum, which is the Latin term for gold.

Re:"Haemaurin" and "aurinase"

[ozmanjusri (601766)]

Yes, I'm the type of person who needs every joke patiently explained.

"Paolo Fril" is an anagram of "Happy Easter"

"San Melito" is French for "Without filtered coffee", a comment reflecting on the state of mind of the OP.

HTH, Oz.

Damn liberals

[Aqua OS X (458522)]

This is just another sign of the liberal pro-unicorn agenda.

I hope the president takes a stand against this just as he has so powerfully taken a stand against human animal hybrids.

Got to respect The Economist

[archgoon (894518)]

High quality articles, even when they're fake. :)

Re:Got to respect The Economist

[Raul654 (453029)]

Pffft, the New York Times is clearly superior. They ran fake articles [wikipedia.org] for months before anyone caught on.

virgins and unicorns

[artificialj (873081)]

You know, only a virgin can catch a unicorn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn [wikipedia.org]). Seems fitting that this gets posted on /.

Number of Chromosomes?

[Khyber (864651)]

I'd like to see a nice, hot mermaid with 69 chromosomes. Till then, I've gotta stick with Carmen Electra's less superior 26 pairs.

fire!!

[deopmix (965178)]

it's about time someone came up with a more efficent way to create fire. It's now just a simple 6 step process.

1) google an image of a dragon
2) find an animal that looks like a dragon
3) input 1 and 2 into computer, run simulation
4) take output genome and synthesize DNA
5) place DNA into cell and allow cell to reproduce
6) use resulting dragon to create fire

It's quite simple really, even the new /. demographic could do it.

Yum

[FrankDrebin (238464)]

Combine this genetically with healthy bacon [slashdot.org], and we are on our way to Jurassic Pork. Trademark rights to the highest bidder.

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What about a troll?

[craXORjack (726120)]

Each computer starts with a search image (dragon, unicorn, gryphon, etc), and the genome of the real animal most closely resembling it (a lizard for the dragon, a horse for the unicorn...

If I commissioned them to build me a troll, I wonder whose genes they would start with?