Tomahawk writes: It worked! The LHC was turned on this morning and has been shown to have worked. Engineers cheered as the proton particles completed their first circuit of the underground ring which houses the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).
(And we're all still alive too!)
I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.