8127972 writes: Apparently iMessage and FaceTime are down for 'some' users according to Apple, but judging by the Twitter rage, it's more than "some" users who are affected. No clue when things will be back up, but it's the third time in three months that this has happened.
"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham