captn ecks writes: A biodegradable and self sterilizing bag for people of the toilet disenfranchised world (40% of humankind) to dispose of their bodily wastes and turn them into safe fertilizer. Dead simple and brilliant solution to a vexing problem.
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein