'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets 323
Jason Koebler (3528235) writes "Adam Steltzner, the lead engineer on the NASA JPL's Curiosity rover mission, believes that to send humans to distant planets, we may need to do one of two things: look for ways to game space-time—traveling through wormholes and whatnot—or rethink the fundamental idea of 'ourselves.' 'Our best bet for space exploration could be printing humans, organically, on another planet,' said Steltzner."
Re:Yeah, no... (Score:4, Funny)
Mad Scientists' Dream (Score:2, Funny)
Let's print up 20,000 Sarah Palin's on Orionis IV just for the hell of it.
Re:Mad Scientists' Dream (Score:3, Funny)
Oooooh. And 5 Justin Biebers. And then televise what happens next.
Re:Yeah, no... (Score:4, Funny)
I love science fiction and fantasy. Can I also imagine a bunch of hot, sexy vampire women who want to take me away from my bitch wife and fuck my brains out?
The end (Score:5, Funny)
I can just see it. A billion years from now, on a planet a trillion miles away, the last remaining message from the human race will be displayed in black pixelated letters on a small rectangular display: PC LOAD LETTER.
With my luck (Score:5, Funny)
the cartridge would run out when it prints my wienus.
Re:Yeah, no... (Score:1, Funny)
yes but this happens
"You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? "