CERN Wants a New Particle Collider Three Times Larger Than the LHC 238
Daniel_Stuckey writes "Not content with the 27-kilometer-round Large Hadron Collider, researchers at CERN have their sights set on a new beast of a particle collider that could have a circumference of 80 to 100 kilometers. The nuclear research organization announced that it was hatching plans for an ambitious successor to the LHC with an international study called the Future Circular Colliders program, which will kick off with a meeting next week. The idea is to consider different hadron collider designs similar to the existing LHC but more powerful — much more powerful. CERN wrote it was looking for a collider 'capable of reaching unprecedented energies in the region of 100 TeV.' The existing LHC will reach a maximum of around 14 TeV."
Sounds great (Score:5, Funny)
But before they use that collider they'll want to get it out of Beta first.
Hopefully they beta test it... (Score:4, Funny)
so all of the old LHC users can complain about the new LHC
LHC didn't destroy the Unvierse? (Score:5, Funny)
OK, let's build bigger one!
Re:LHC didn't destroy the Unvierse? (Score:4, Funny)
Well, yes it did destroy the universe, but only after creating a new tiny universe which, incidentally, contained a tiny LHC to scale which was also creating a tinier universe which contained yet another tinier LHC and so on...
Matter of fact, I think our universe is one of those tiny ones somewhere on the line and our perception of time just hasn't caught up yet.
Should be a dual purpose particle accelerator (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sounds great (Score:0, Funny)
*15* mod points? Who's but have you been kissung?
Of course they want one. (Score:5, Funny)
Even *I* want a collider 3x as powerful as the most powerful particle accelerator the world has yet seen, and I'm not even a physicist.
I like to imagine the kilometers of stainless steel gleaming in the harsh mercury vapor illumination; the drifting swirls of escaped cryogenic vapors; the sound of my evil laughter echoing in the vast subterranean chamber. If those things don't inspire you, there must be something inhuman about you.