2 Men Accused of Trying To Make X-Ray Weapon 470
gurps_npc writes "Two radical pro-Israel terrorists were caught in upstate NY when they tried to solicit money from various honorable Jewish organizations to build a truck based x-ray weapon. They intended to drive the truck around and then turn on the x-ray machine, focusing on enemies of Israel. But the Jewish organizations they tried to solicit money from refused to participate. Instead they called the FBI, who promptly set up a sting. The men were arrested before the machine was in working order."
A conspiracy... (Score:5, Funny)
pro-Israel terrorists? (Score:4, Funny)
No such thing!
Whatever gave them that idea? (Score:5, Funny)
Is that it?! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A conspiracy... (Score:5, Funny)
Nazi scum! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:pro-Israel terrorists? (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, they're called "Americans" ;-)
Re:The two were also apparently plotting (Score:4, Funny)
to demand that people take off their shoes.
Maybe they can get jobs with the TSA.
Re:Supremely Irresponsible Reporting. Shame on /. (Score:5, Funny)
1) The editors at Slashdot who curate the submissions don't bother to check the basic sources
That's OK, we were all new here once.
Odd morning (Score:5, Funny)
"What's that big truck in front of our office?"
"I don't know, and why is your spleen showing on my laptop?"
Re:Whatever gave them that idea? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A conspiracy... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A conspiracy... (Score:4, Funny)
Do you seriously expect something refined from a KKK member? Their sole existence seems to be oriented towards being used for parody.
Re:A conspiracy... (Score:5, Funny)
Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year! They oughta have 'em, too. --Dr.J.Frank Parnell
Re:A conspiracy... (Score:5, Funny)
No, The Judean Peoples Front.
Re:A conspiracy... (Score:5, Funny)
In case you haven't noticed, not every terrorist and terrorist-wannabe is a genius.
Bitch, please. Muslim terrorists build bombs out of pressure cookers. These Jewish terrorists wanted to build a fucking death ray.
Re:pro-Israel terrorists? (Score:3, Funny)
OH, SNAP!
No, its spelled "Oy Vey!"