Study Finds Universe Is 100 Million Years Older Than Previously Thought 245
skade88 writes "Reuters is reporting that scientists now say the universe is 100 million years older than previously thought after they took a closer look at leftover radiation from the Big Bang. This puts the age of the Universe at 13.8 billion years. The new findings are the direct results from analyzing data provided by the European Space Agency's Planck spacecraft. The spacecraft is providing the most detailed look to date at the remnant microwave radiation that permeates the universe. 'It's as if we've gone from a standard television to a high-definition television. New and important details have become crystal clear,' Paul Hertz, NASA's director of astrophysics, told reporters on a conference call."
Important details (Score:0, Funny)
I did not notice an increase in important details when upgrading to HDTV. Maybe I should get a better HDMI cable with more gold.
Blaspheming liars! (Score:5, Funny)
YEC (Score:2, Funny)
The universe is 100,006,000 years old!
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The universe is clearly a female entity... (Score:5, Funny)
Lying about its age like that.
Re:But I just want to know ... (Score:4, Funny)
The Great Green Arkleseizure sneezed.
Re:The difference between science and religion (Score:5, Funny)
The Bible isn't interpreted. It was compiled.
Re:The difference between science and religion (Score:3, Funny)
Re:If anyone believes the age of the universe... (Score:5, Funny)
" I'll sell you a bridge."
Does it come with working viewsceens, crew stations, a captains chair and a turbolift?
and a replicator?
Bullshit (Score:2, Funny)
The universe came into existence last Tuesday. You're almost as bad as the Last Mondayers, fucking heretics.
Re:Gee, thanks (Score:5, Funny)
The good news is we now know the age of the universe. The bad news is that the warranty just expired.
Re:The universe is clearly a female entity... (Score:5, Funny)
"Does this Dark Matter make my galaxies look fat?"
Da Big Bang... (Score:2, Funny)
I have a feeling the Deterministic school of thought which governs science is failing to answer the big questions. I am not saying the alternates available - religion and other other super natural stuff - is better, but we need a third model.
And until a new model is found, lets collectively gasp at da big bang!!!
Re:The difference between science and religion (Score:5, Funny)
Is Slashdot's sarcasm meter broken again today?
It a US site, it doesn't have a sarcasm meter! /ducks
Re: The difference between science and religion (Score:1, Funny)