Money Python: Florida Contest Offers Rewards In 2013 Everglades Python Hunt 132
Press2ToContinue writes "Dubbed the Python Challenge, the month-long contest will award $1,000 for the longest python and $1,500 for the most pythons caught between Jan. 12 and Feb. 10 in any of four hunting areas north of Everglades National Park and at the Big Cypress National Preserve. Pythons have been spreading through the Everglades for years, posing a threat to the sensitive ecosystem by preying on native species. Some estimates put their number in the tens of thousands. Last year, 272 pythons were removed from the wild, state figures show."
Ex-python (Score:1)
Looks like they're off to meet their makes.
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They're making a flying circus of the whole affair.
Perhaps it would be wise to involve some mens footwear companies both for recycling and my affinity for gaudy expensive boots.
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I want to see Money Python's frying carcass.
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I feel dirty already.
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Won't work, the Everglades are too warm. They'd have to find something else to take care of the snake-eating gorillas.
terminate.py (Score:2)
somebody should build a python termination robot, they could call it the pythonator, and it should be programmed in python^W ruby.
No one expects the Serpent Expedition! (Score:1)
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
Cobra effect (Score:5, Informative)
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It seems like all the British rulers needed to do was instead of instantly scrapping the dead cobra reward, was put the word out that it was being scrapped in whatever duration of time it takes to rear a cobra from hatchling to redeemable size, that way all the remaining cobras being bred would be eventually "redeemed", and no new cobras would be bred, since it would be pointless.
Just sayin' - I realise this isn't the point of the parable.
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Well, even that probably wouldn't work in this case. Its a different situation.
Its a national park, where access is pretty difficult in most places, and you don't have a large local resident population in the park to clandestinely breed snakes.
Further, I suspect you could check hunters into the park, and out again, so you would know they entered with no snakes.
With a population estimated in tens of thousands, and a catch of only 272, the snake population is already out of control, and you might as well fig
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Re:Cobra effect (Score:5, Funny)
WTF is this news? Was it in the 'What Hicks do in their spare time' section?
What are you about? Python is an important, widely used computer language. Of course discussion of it belongs on Slashdot.
Oh. Wait.
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Bounties don't always fail; according to my grandfather there used to be all kinds of rattle snake dens, but a bounty on rattlesnakes earlier in the century essentially wiped them out. I think the trick was that the bounties were handled at the township level, and thus it ended up being mostly locals hunting snakes part-time or on weekends. Some random asshat walking in every day with a truckload of snakes would have been figured out pretty quick Plus the local farmers wanted the things dead to make the
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Is that where you can't hit anything if you're firing the red lasers?
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I've got a possible solution to that.....
Does Python taste good? I love alligator and rattlesnake meat. If you turned it into a business, and had meat packing plants shipping it cross country, there is a whole new industry.
You would have people attempting to grow them, but that takes awhile. Considering that, you would still have enterprising people searching the wild for them. Or as another poster referred to them, "The Hicks".
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I think they eat pythons in foreign countries, and I've heard that rattlesnakes taste pretty good. But it's like everything else. Tastes like chicken.
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Everything only tastes like chicken because everyone used to smoke, so no one knew what anything tasted like.
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I never thought of that.
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It actually does taste pretty good, but I think the large ones would be very tough. You can by meat from smaller pythons in one of the larger 'gourmet' supermarket chains in my area and I've tried it. Not quite the same as rattlesnake; I'd say the latter has a bit sweeter meat, but both are tasty. Then again the store bought python was probably bred and the rattlesnake I've had was wild so maybe it's unfair to compare the taste.
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Yes, snake is good.
But... there is an issue of mercury poisoning... apparently what they've measured in larger top level predators like the snakes, gators, etc. in the Everglades is 3x the amount they deem "safe once in a while" for ocean caught/raised/farmed fish.
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Does Python taste good?
It generally tastes much better if you add a lot of mint leaves while cooking it.
Hence the name, "Minty Python".
Bounty on snake heads is the solution. (Score:2, Interesting)
They should just put a bounty on the snakes like they used to do for wolves and mountain lions. $10 for each snake brought in would make an industry out of killing them. If we can drive species to extinction for profit surely we can eliminate these snakes. Make=ing it legal to sell snake meat would help too.
Re:Bounty on snake heads is the solution. (Score:5, Informative)
Making it legal to sell snake meat would help too.
Yeah, but before you chow down on some snake, read the Florida Fish and Wildlife site: http://myfwc.com/license/wildlife/nonnative-species/python-permit-program/ [myfwc.com]
"Permit holders may sell the hide and meat, thus providing a type of compensation (note: Burmese pythons from Everglades National Park have been found to have very high levels of mercury and may not be recommended for human consumption)."
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Yeah, introduce a bounty so that people can start breeding them for profit...
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And then tax the python farms. You're a genius!
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Yeah, introduce a bounty so that people can start breeding them for profit...
Set a bounty low enough it's not worth breeding snakes to collect it.
But it's enough to cover your ammo / lunch / beer costs for a day in the swamp shooting.
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Nope, won't work. People will start breeding them instead because that is more profitable than hunting.
Also those people will have an incentive NOT to solve the problem to keep the money flowing. Guess what the result of that will be.
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But then you get people laying down all sorts of traps that kill everything and not just the pythons. Anything that is killed and isn't a python is just tossed away.
Seems a humane way would be to place down thousands of trapboxes with live webcams, and have some image recognition software to recognise python patterns or just have a "something interesting" button.
Read the parent (Score:2)
Did you not read the parent post about the "Cobra Effect"? $10 for a snake would not only make an industry out of killing them, it would create an industry of people who would start to breed snakes for profit.. and who would then let them go in to the wild if they were closed down.
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"Tax the rat farms."
- Vetinari
The OTHER Python Challenge (Score:2, Interesting)
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I'm not sure why dicks are modding you down; that turned out to be a wonderfully interesting and noncommercial site which (gasp) is news for nerds like me and stuff that matters. I'm glad I caught your post before the "Offtopic" sourpusses did.
That said, I wasted most of the day on it and am at challenge 11, but I'm finding it's turning out to be less and less about python and more and more about silly logic games. Still, the widely different solutions people come up with are amazing.
Pythons are so incredibly awesome. (Score:5, Informative)
They're sort of... living legends... An alpha release snake.
Later species are much more streamlined, and have dropped some of their dual organs to make room. (Newer snakes only have one lung, for example. well - they usually have a second joke-sized vestigial lung as well). Fat snakes like pythons and boas have two, still.
Another neat thing about pythons is they have little.. claw like things, near their exhaust pipe. Remnants of their hind legs. :)
Reptiles lost in time...
I understand why they have to go in Florida (which seems hopeless at this point, anyhow), though.
The first time I saw a Burmese Python (like those in Florida) in person I was just amazed at the size of the thing... A snake that weighs more than me.
Re:Pythons are so incredibly awesome. (Score:4, Informative)
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In Florida they need a system where people can turn them in no questions asked
Sort of a "python amnesty"?
And BTW, I'm currently in NZ and am wearing socks that include a mix of opossum wool. I get the occasional urge to climb a tree but no other side-effects. (And in my time here I've also eaten opossum stir-fry. Them's good eating... )
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I saw a special on TV not too long ago that covered the python problem in Florida. The idea that they cant spread further north is somewhat false. There is an outdoor habitat somewhere in north Georgia (I think) that tested the theory of the snakes inability to survive cold weather and found they were able to survive a Georgia winter. So the pythons could certainly spread throughout the southern US.
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Not worth the time and effort (Score:1)
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It's not meant to be employment. It's meant to encourage sport hunters to go for pythons next time out.
I found their nest.... (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.python.org/ [python.org]
Also very long python there ....
News for nerds? (Score:2)
Slashdot Challenge (Score:2)
Extra Points for "Profit!"
MF'n Snakes on the MF'n Grassy Plain! (Score:3)
Said no one.
Double rewards! (Score:2)
And they get double rewards for convincing the captured programmer to start developing in PHP!
Python (Score:2)
My thought exactly (Score:2)
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Yep, I started reading the summary and thought "oh goody, a python contest! and there's a prize!....oh wait".
Comment removed (Score:4, Interesting)
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Why is it always alligators and never kangaroos or something, it what I want to know.
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Good question, since Kangaroos would probably make just as a good a guard animal.
Charles Fort laughs at your ignorance (Score:2)
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http://kfor.com/2012/11/26/missing-kangaroo-on-the-lamb/ [kfor.com]
that's awsome
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I'm wondering how they got that kangaroo. There are strict export controls on live kangaroos from Australia. It's only allowed for non-commercial purposes, such as zoo exchanges, and even then I think they require them to be returned, like the Chinese deal with pandas.
http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/kangaroos.html [dfat.gov.au]
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Australia does not have any native cats
Further proof that humans were not meant to live there.
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Of the dozen or so people I've met with exotic pets all of them had an IQ a standard deviation or two below the mean.
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Of the dozen or so people I've met with exotic pets all of them had an IQ a standard deviation or two below the mean.
The pet or the pet owner? A python with an IQ of 66 or so could be pretty impressive.
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A python with an IQ of 66 or so could be pretty impressive.
Yeah, but it's not a very good adder.
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Why? In many cases it's just because they're cool - right up until the owner lose interest and/or can't control or afford them anymore. They can't kill their "pet", so they do the cowardly thing and release them into the wild. "Be free, my pet!"... Idiots.
Example: Earlier this year a friend of mine near our home found 3-4 turtles in an irrigation ditch that had been abandoned. They were about the size of a man's palm each, but they didn't look like any other turtle he'd seen before. He took some pictures an
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Whacking Day! (Score:2)
Oh Whacking Day
Oh Whacking Day
Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day
We'll break their backs
Gouge out their eyes
Their evil hearts we'll pulverize
Oh Whacking Day
Oh Whacking Day
May God bestow his grace on thee
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How to catch a python? (Score:2)
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exotics (Score:1)
Why the hell is a permit needed? (Score:2)
Put a bounty on them, or at least let people kill as many as they wish. Requiring a permit to kill something you want to exterminate is stupid. Do you need a license to kill rats in Florida?
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The Florida Fish & Wildlife site is your friend & helper: http://myfwc.com/license/wildlife/nuisance-wildlife/ [myfwc.com]
"Gun/Light at Night Permit
This permit authorizes a landowner or their designee to take depredating wildlife (beaver, bobcat, fox, possum, rabbit, raccoon, or skunk) at night with a gun and light. The permit is not required to take wild hog, coyote, armadillo, black or Norway rat, and house mouse, with a gun and light during non-daylight hours.
Hunting and trapping wild hogs is not only a
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So, in Florida you can hunt house mice with a gun and a light. But only at night.
I'm visualizing a couple of good ol' boys down in their basement on Saturday night with a spot light, a couple of 12-gauge shotguns, and a case of beer hunting mice.
Oh. Wait. Florida. No basements.
Re:Why the hell is a permit needed? (Score:4, Funny)
and a case of beer hunting mice.
Guess how I first interpreted that.
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Ever heard of rat-shot [wikipedia.org]? It's perfect for hunting rats and squirrels in attics. Yes, I have gone squirrel hunting in an attic before.
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This! It makes no sense to require a permit to exterminate these things.
I live in south FL, I have never seen one of these snakes but iguanas are taking over in some areas. Southern FL is a very welcoming ecosystem for many creatures. We have all kinds of invasive species from snakes and iguanas to white flies and lion fish. ...
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They want to know who's wandering around in the swap shooting at things.
Next up: lion fish! (Score:5, Interesting)
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Yeah we are even seeing them in brackish waters. I took a speargun shot at some last year but missed. They are definitely gonna keep booming before we get them under control.
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Same idea is in place in the Cayman Islands. They're sponsoring free dives to collect them and encouraging restaurants to find ways of preparing them to help get rid of them.
https://www.prbuzz.com/archived-press-releases/57468-cayman-dive-operators-offer-free.html [prbuzz.com]
http://www.compasscayman.com/caycompass/2010/08/11/Lionfish-roundup-an-environmental-coup/ [compasscayman.com]
http://www.cayman27.com.ky/2010/11/02/lionfish-roundup-2 [cayman27.com.ky]
Wow (Score:2)
I guess I'm the only one who read that as, "Monty Python" Florida Contest Offers Rewards...."
Interesting plan ... (Score:1)
1. Spark a hunting spree that has no hope of eradicating them.
2. Apply selective pressure to breed unhuntable pythons.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Or am I missing something?
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> Apply selective pressure to breed unhuntable pythons.
After all, look at all the other animals that have been hunted for millenia and have consequently become "unhuntable".
> Or am I missing something?
The fact that many species have been hunted to extinction?
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Want a Mega Python? (Score:2)
China (Score:2)
Spread a rumor that python meat is an aphrodisiac. They'll be extinct in no time.
Irony (Score:1)
They are doing it wrong. (Score:2)
The nice side effect of this, is that they are creating a number of job
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[Checked a mirror, yup, canines.]
I didn't choose, but I am an animal. By most definitions, yes, we are in fact animals. We have all the instincts of carnivores, an urge to stalk, an urge to hunt and yes, an urge to kill prey.
Now if I stalk around the house and pounce on things, my family looks at me a little funny because of society or whatever. But if I buy a permit and a bow and go after deer, that's totally acceptable.
If I'm wandering around the savanna in my PJs and get taken out by a pride of lions, th
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We have all the instincts of carnivores, an urge to stalk, an urge to hunt and yes, an urge to kill prey.
So what? We have animal instincts to mate whith anyone who can't fight us off, murder rivals or children if they're in the way and steal food or anything else if we want to. The whole point about civilisation is that we place limits on these things.
Anyway, there is no need or opportunity for most people to hunt for food, and most people who don't live in the countryside in fact have no interest in hunting.
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Yup. Thanks for agreeing with me.
Just because people have urges to act like animals, doesn't mean we should. In fact we have rules and laws to keep us from giving into those urges. That was part of my point.
I suspect that you drew that one phrase from the larger context because you wanted to make the point that hunting and killing animals is bad, but rather you made the point that it is unnecessary because you prefer an honest tone instead of a belligerent one. I'd agree with you on both counts actually in