China's Yangtze River Turns Red 272
redletterdave writes "The Yangtze River, the third longest river in the world traditionally known as the 'golden watercourse,' mysteriously blushed for the first time on Sept. 6. Residents in the surrounding area near the city of Chongqing, where the Yangtze connects to the Jialin River, literally stopped in their tracks when they noticed their once golden river had turned a shocking shade of red. Residents have carefully crept down to the riverbanks for the past few days to save some of the red, tomato juice-like river water in bottles. Early predictions from scientists say the red water was likely a result of pollution, but investigators are still investigating the unknown cause."
sounds familiar (Score:5, Funny)
Obvious propaganda is obvious. (Score:4, Funny)
Obvious propaganda from the chinese communist party.
Apple has finally done it !!!! (Score:5, Funny)
They've unleashed gods wrath on us with their patent wars....
Wrist slap or a bullet? (Score:0, Funny)
When the polluter is caught, will he get a wrist slap or a bullet in the back of the head? Stay tuned!
Re:Uh-huh.. (Score:4, Funny)
And now for a musical interlude (Score:5, Funny)
When Android was in China's land ... let my cell phones go! .. let my cell phones go!
Just trolled so hard they could not stand
Go down, Samsung, way down in China's land,
tell ol' Jintao to let my cell phones go!
(Nah, it just doesn't quite have the same ring to it)
People's Republic Rejoice! (Score:5, Funny)
Perfectly reasonable (Score:4, Funny)
Listen (Score:5, Funny)
Just let the Jews go. It only gets worse from here.
- Pharaoh
You know when you're in a flat with three girls? (Score:4, Funny)
And then they get "sync'd"?
Now imagine that with 14 million women and poor sanitation.
Re:Obvious propaganda is obvious. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You know when you're in a flat with three girls (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Listen (Score:5, Funny)
If it gets to where all the first born children die, there won't be many people left to stop them from leaving in this one-child-only country.
Re:news! (Score:3, Funny)
There most likely is no god
Why are you trying to turn this into a religious argument? There most certainly is a god, and I've got a Wikipedia [wikipedia.org] article that proves it.
Re:sounds familiar (Score:5, Funny)