FBI Releases Document Confirming Roswell UFO

schwit1 writes "An investigator for the Air Force stated that three so-called flying saucers had been recovered in New Mexico. They were described as circular in shape with raised centers approximately 50 feet in diameter. Each one was occupied by three bodies of human shape, but only 3 feet tall dressed in metallic clothing of very fine texture."

Last words...

[Frosty Piss]

Last noises heard from dying aliens: "Ack, ack, ack..."

Re:Last words...

[thomasdz]

Last noises heard from dying aliens: "Ack, ack, ack..."

So the aliens either were trying to speak TCP/IP or they were related to Bloom County's "Bill the cat"?
(or was somebody playing cowboy yodeling music somewhere near the crash site?)

April fools?

[betterunixthanunix]

Wow, I have been spending way too much time coding. I completely lost track of the date!

obligatory

[austinpoet]

does the document detail whether the base did, after all, belong to them?

Al lwe need to know

[BlindRobin]

Is just how did Obama manage this from Kenya BEFORE hes was born, I bet Glen knows...

Re:Great news!

[plover]

We have confirmation the FBI is not a serious organization...

"No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of."

Re:Last words...

[Ekhymosis]

Last noises heard from dying aliens: "Ack, ack, ack..."

No no, the last words heard were: "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!!"

Re:brought down by RADAR?

[eljasbo]

As an avid follower of the x-files (at least until that awful final movie), i believe i have some expertise that can clarify this further. The alien craft do indeed manipulate the magnetic fields. However naturally magnetic materials can make this technology malfunction. The reason they crashed into the roswell desert is due to the high concentration of magnetite in the area that caused their guidance systems to go haywire. This magnetite concentration is also the reason ancient civilizations such as the Anasazi built villages among the hills in these parts, and why the illuminati have started creating modern villages in these parts to live when the new world order arrives. This magnetite rich environment protects any inhabitants from the powers an alien civilization uses to control humans, and is the only hope for human civilization to survive. The hybrid alien/human species will take over every other area of the planet, but those who live in the desert with the magnetite will survive and be able to repopulate the planet.

Re:Questions.

[DamonHD]

That's no way to speak of our elected representatives.

Rgds

Damon

Re:Riiiiiight

[dsheeks]

Oh come on, you obviously don't understand anything about proper conspiracy theory analysis. Obviously no further investigation was done because it was covered up. That fact alone (no further investigation) absolutely proves without a shadow of a doubt that the report was true and that aliens were found, taken to be autopsied, and that the autopsy findings were ultimately linked directly to the Kennedy assassination. Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy... what's become of the Slashdot commenters these days...

Re:my personal theory

[sjames]

How do you know that's not what they want you to believe?

Re:Last Modified Date

[sjames]

All right now, aliens in Roswell is one thing, but you actually expect me to believe a government agency has a sense of humor?