How To Deflect an Asteroid With Today's Technology 264
Matt_dk writes "Apollo 9 astronaut Rusty Schweickart is among an international group of people championing the need for the human race to prepare for what will certainly happen one day: an asteroid threat to Earth. Schweickart said the technology is available today to send a mission to an asteroid in an attempt to move it, or change its orbit so that an asteroid that threatens to hit Earth will pass by harmlessly. But what would such a mission entail?"
Let's get this over with. (Score:5, Funny)
Bruce Willis.
Spoiler alert (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Beck and Limbaugh (Score:2, Funny)
I see where you're going: Load up Rush Limbaugh in to Glen Beck's huge mouth. The pressure from all the hot air being unable to escape will build up. Very quickly that hot air will blast Rush Limbaugh in to space to impact the asteroid. This collision will be enough to deflect the asteroid back out towards space.
Re:The best defense (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Nukes (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The cost... (Score:4, Funny)
None of them want to pay taxes again. Ever.
I don't think a spaceshipload of teabaggers is going to be the right choice skillset-wise for effectively deflecting an asteroid. Can't we just put them on the B-Ark and fly them into the Sun?
wouldnt it be easier to... (Score:3, Funny)
I think we are looking at this the wrong way. We should instead be trying to turn the moon into our own deathstar. That way we can change its orbital position to deflect or intercept the asteroid. That way we get multiple uses out of it and can also rule the solar system once our deathstar becomes fully operational. How hard would it be to put enough rockets on the moon to be able to drive it around... Seriously NASA WTF are you guys doing trying to land a little rocket on a asteroid when you could be asking for funding to drive the Moon.
The solution is (Score:1, Funny)
Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe.
Re:It all depends on detection... (Score:1, Funny)
Sorry but I'm much more interested in how an asteroid can be deflected INTO the earth, especially when I'm sitting in traffic.
Re:It all depends on detection... (Score:2, Funny)
a small impact could still devastate a city, and we could actually deflect it.
... to a neighbouring city, preferably one with a hated sports franchise.
Re:Let's get this over with. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spoiler alert (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Spoiler alert (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one, would like to throw my support towards any effort that results in Ben Affleck being shot at an asteroid.
His plan won't work (Score:3, Funny)
On the other hand, if one of the scientists said that there was a possibility that the asteroid had a diamond core, a private sector solution would no doubt be undertaken by DeBeers.
Practice, Practice, Practice (Score:2, Funny)