United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens

Shag writes "Although searches for extraterrestrial intelligence have thus far come up empty-handed, the United Nations appears to be preparing for eventual 'first contact.' Many media outlets are carrying the story that Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist who heads the UN's Office for Outer Space Affairs in Vienna — already charged with things like keeping track of satellites to prevent Kessler Syndrome and coordinating the international response to any earth-impacting asteroids — will be the first person to meet with aliens if they do show up." Update: 09/27 16:42 GMT by S : Looks like this one's too good to be true — in an email to The Guardian, Othman said, "It sounds really cool but I have to deny it."

Re:The wrong man

[odies]

The wrong man? Mazlan is a woman.

Who has most experience & knowledge?

[PatPending]

Clearly the person with the most experience and knowledge of aliens is: Sigourney Weaver

Re:The wrong man

[TheRaven64]

Quoth Wikipedia [wikipedia.org] (linked from TFS):

Mazlan Binti Othman is a Malaysian astrophysicist who has served in several roles within her country

Quoth SpeedyDX:

I personally think a man like him is the perfect one for the job.

Tip for aliens visiting Earth: Humans have two genders, and it can be embarrassing if you confuse them.

Re:Who wants....

[BergZ]

I'll have you know that managing space herpes is as much fun as it was contracting them.
They're the gift that just keeps on giving.