Video Showing Half a Million Asteroid Discoveries 154
An anonymous reader writes "Since 1980 over a half million asteroids have been discovered, mostly between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter, now thanks to this video you can see this activity condensed into a few minutes. At full resolution it's a mesmerizing experience as new discoveries are added and the video makes it possible to see patterns in the discovery positions, for example a large number appear in line between Earth and Jupiter as astronomers started looking for smaller jovian moons after Voyagers visit to the system."
Cheers, astronomers! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Needs a caption (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Needs a caption (Score:3, Funny)
I have worked on asteroids,
Which one was that?
Gives me a cool idea... (Score:5, Funny)
I think they should call it The Ship that Shoots a Laser Cannon.
Re:Needs a caption (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Cpt Obvious Observation (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I see you! (Score:4, Funny)
Ehm, you mean:
One Oracle to rule them all, One Oracle to find them,
One Oracle to bring them all and with its gravity bind them
In the Oracular System where the asteroids fly.
Next blink, 2012. (Score:3, Funny)
Lookie, you heathen scum! Creationism is vindicated! What's that you see glimmering by the end of the video? It's the eye of God!!! That proves He exists. Y'all scientists done hoist yerselves by your own atheistic little petards, aincha? Gaze into His ocular glory, that greenish, ominous, malevolent, downright wicked...hey wait a second, you're not fooling me, you used summa that false color tricknology to make Him look evil didn't ya?
Next time show us His true colors -- red, white and blue.
Re:"That's some mighty fine science, Lou." (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Needs a caption (Score:3, Funny)
The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
Re:Gives me a cool idea... (Score:1, Funny)
I got an idea for the song for you game... it goes like this.
dooot DOOOT dooot DOOOT
Then when stuff starts getting hairy it speeds up, like so:
dootDOOTdootDOOT