Antarctic Experiment Finds Puzzling Distribution of Cosmic Rays

pitchpipe writes "A puzzling pattern in the cosmic rays bombarding Earth from space has been discovered by an experiment buried deep under the ice of Antarctica. ... It turns out these particles are not arriving uniformly from all directions. The new study detected an overabundance of cosmic rays coming from one part of the sky, and a lack of cosmic rays coming from another." The map of this uneven distribution comes from the IceCube neutrino observatory last mentioned several days ago.

Really?

[smallfries]

Scientists have called this part of the sky "The Sun".

Here's a thought

[Anonymous Coward]

God went that-a-way

Not ordinary Cosmic Rays

[photogchris]

Oh, I know what is going on. With all the earthquakes, floods, oil well leaks and explosions, global warming. Those aren't any ordinary cosmic rays, they are Mongo Rays! Lord Ming has it in for us. Where is Flash and Dr. Zarkov when we need them?

Re:Scientists:

[xerxesVII]

Look around you.

Look... around you.

Look... around you. ...

How DO scientists sift through this data? They insert the assembled facts into a wave function graphing device.

Note that down in your copybook.

The device is powered by 2 icktoms of intelligent calcium and a green anole.

(addressing anole, paper lab jacket is visibly taped to the lizard's back) Hello, Professor!

When the functions display a wave on the screen of the osomoscope, the scientists interpret the signal. How do the scientists interpret it?

We may never know. Scientists have very intelligent brains, and it can be quite a challenge to even guess what they want for lunch. ... ...back next time when we learn about wood.

I propose

[Sabz5150]

We call this the "Microwave oven theory". Some areas get cooked to carbon, others are left frozen solid.

crap article

[tenco]

Doesn't even contain a link to the project in question [wisc.edu].

Re:Scientists:

[EdZ]

Look Around You.
Look. Around. You.
Have you guessed what we're looking for, yet? Yes, that's right - it's computer programming.
[ MAN SITTING AT TYPEWRITER ]
This man is writing a computer programme. A computer programme is like a script that tells a computer what to do. Like people, computers understand different languages - some examples of computer languages are:
* C
* PASCAL
* BASIC
* C double-plus
* C triple-plus
* C detuned bassoon
* Norwegian

Your school computer is probably a BBC Microcomputerisation Engine and, therefore, understands a dialect of BASIC known as 'HyperFrench.'
Make a note of this in your copybook... now.

Re:Huzzah!

[RichardJenkins]

The centre of my universe is a couple of feet lower.

Stargate

[Anonymous Coward]

Its something to do with the second stargate, or the other ancient base in antarctica..