RHIC Finds Symmetry Transformations In Quark Soup 140
eldavojohn writes "Today scientists at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC) in Brookhaven National Laboratory revealed new observations after creating a 'quark soup' that revealed hints of profound symmetry transformations when collisions create conditions in which temperatures reach four trillion degrees Celsius. A researcher explains the implications, 'RHIC's collisions of heavy nuclei at nearly light speed are designed to re-create, on a tiny scale, the conditions of the early universe. These new results thus suggest that RHIC may have a unique opportunity to test in the laboratory some crucial features of symmetry-altering bubbles speculated to have played important roles in the evolution of the infant universe.' These new findings hint at violations of mirror symmetry or parity by witnessing asymmetric charge separation in these collisions."
Delicious (Score:3, Funny)
Delicious first post soup
Re:Delicious (Score:5, Funny)
On the other side of the Universe.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Laymen terms? (Score:3, Funny)
Imagine if two cars crashed together and their symmetry suddenly changed from bilateral to radial.
Re:On the other side of the Universe.... (Score:1, Funny)
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Qapla'!
Re:Delicious (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Well, duh (Score:4, Funny)
Re:On the other side of the Universe.... (Score:3, Funny)
Old news (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Well, duh (Score:5, Funny)
How do we know that we aren't the anti-matter and that what we think is anti-matter is really matter?
We know because most of us are not wearing goatees.
Too Many Kevins (Score:5, Funny)
That's way too many Kevins!
But I guess it's better than having none at all.
My home town nearly went to zero Kevins back in 1978.
It was a particularly cold winter, and we were already down to 3 Kevins (due to their low popularity at the time).
Kevin Thomas had flown out to be with his son's family for a wedding and got stuck in Boston for a whole week due to the weather. 2 Kevins left.
Kevin Lemmer was rushed to the hospital during my shift. I still remember the call from the EMTs as the ambulance was rushing toward us. "It's Lemmer. He's in bad shape. Drove right into the fucking ditch." We called the time of death at 6:15 PM.
At 6:16, all eyes turned to room 2217. Kevin Spencer was 82 and on his death bed with leukemia. His family being Catholic, he had already been given his last writes. If he couldn't hold out until Kevin Thomas returned, we would be at zero Kevins. Sure, we had 4 perfectly healthy Calvins, but they're just not the same.
It was 7:15 when Carla Brooks and her husband James burst through the main entrance. "She's not due for 2 weeks!", James exclaimed. As the staff bustled around getting the Brookses settled, they exchanged darting glances with each other. This was their first child, and they wanted to keep the baby's sex a secret. Of course, in a small town, secrets don't get kept. Nearly all of the hospital staff new that the child about to rip open Mrs. Brooks was indeed a boy.
The delivery was routine, and Kevin Brooks was born healthy, if a tad underweight, at 10:52 PM. Kevin Spencer was pronounced dead at 10:54.
It was, as they say, a close one. Kevin Thomas arrived two days later, the weather having finally cleared up. To this day, we still rib him about it.
Cedar Falls is currently at 5 Kevins.
Waiter! (Score:2, Funny)
There is or there isn't a hair in my quantum soup!
Re:what a surprise, we need more money (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't it cute when idiots try to act all clever?
Re:Can this thing make "strangelets"? (Score:5, Funny)
The concern over the eating-the-world scenario was allayed to physicists' satisfaction based on calculations about cosmic rays. The kinds of collisions that would produce strangelets happen constantly to the moon because of the lack of an atmosphere or magnetic field to shield it, and the moon's still there. Statistics suggest, therefore, that these particular concerns are unlikely to be realized.
Or that the moon itself is part of the conspiracy! It got eaten by a giant strangelet millions of years ago and it's been watching us all this time. Pretending to be nothing more than a rock.
Think about it, people. How did we manage to fake the Apollo landings so easily? Because the moon was in on it!
Re:Well, duh (Score:3, Funny)
Historically, it just tends to wipe out France.