Volcanic Activity May Split Africa In Two 170
An anonymous reader writes 'Volcanic activity may split the African continent in two, creating a new ocean, say experts. This is due to a recent geological crack which has appeared in northeastern Ethiopia.'
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
The article duping activity would be enough to split Slashdot in two, creating a new site that could actualy cover the same events at almost the same time with little additional work, says any attentive reader.
It splits articles too? (Score:3, Funny)
Buy land in Etiopia now (Score:2, Funny)
I'm finding a real estate agent, I think there are some good ones in Nigeria...
I must be playing too much WoW (Score:5, Funny)
I must be playing too much WoW because now I'm starting to believe the upcoming expansion Cataclysm is a real even that will take place in Africa.
Re:In other news (Score:1, Funny)
Re:In other news (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, and it's now happened twice in 2 days, the world is falling apart, run for the hills!
Next they'll tell us Pangea's unstable. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Next they'll tell us Pangea's unstable. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Funny)
There are no half-cookies. There are only cookies. Some are small; some are big. It's like saying there are half rocks. Divide a rock in half, u get 2 rocks. Not 2 half rocks. This is because a cookie has no anatomy as you and I would know it. It is symmetrical and the independent of scale. It applies down to a cookie of size 2 molecules. A 1 molecule cookie cannot be divided, because dividing molecule yields entirely different substances.
If I had said an "apple", that would have been different. Half apples do indeed exist.
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:2, Funny)
If so, what is the exact threshold for a [piece of] cookie to cease being a cookie and become a crumble? Is it whenever it is capable to adhere to your clothes or is it the point in which it can no longer support an entire raisin or chocolate drop?
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:1, Funny)
3 pieces. Not 4. You would need 3 breaks to get 4 pieces.
Chuck Norris would get 4 pieces from 1 break, you just didn't break it hard enough.
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:3, Funny)
Why discriminate against the radially challenged?
I bet you tell all the girls that!
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:3, Funny)
It's like a car. Divide it in half and you get a Ford Pinto, not 2 half cars. This is because a car....
Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (Score:4, Funny)
Oh Christ, don't say that! I was going to get a percentage off some Nigerian guy for helping him get $50million out of the country. Once he hears this investment opportunity he will spend it at home in Nigeria. :-(
Re:It splits articles too? (Score:2, Funny)
Relax (Score:3, Funny)
Oh what you don't know!!! (Score:3, Funny)
It only seems like it failed. Then, any minute now, the earth is going to roar to life as a giant burp of magma rises from the core to underneath north america. yellowstone traps, missouri mega-earthquake, the end is nigh. If you knew geology, and lived in America, you'd be a preacher too. Doom is before us! Repent!
really really old news (Score:4, Funny)
I dunno, it's kinda refreshing to see a dupe (Score:5, Funny)
A couple of years ago, Slashdot was doing LOTS of duplicate articles and that has been cleaned up tremedously. It's kinda nice to see a dupe now and then to remind me of those heady days of 2007, ahhhh, how I miss them
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Buy land in Etiopia now (Score:4, Funny)
Find all the +5 funny replies from yesterday and repost them!
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'He, who has quotes in his signature, is a duche' - unknown.
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:3, Funny)
I think you are forgetting the field of Iced Cookies. Sliced depthwise, you have an iced half and an non-iced half. Now both could be considered cookies, but they are now of two entirely different species....evolution rears its head. It is a little known fact that Darwin considered the cookie problem early on in his work. After failing to get cookies to mate, he turned to animals that could and thus changed the course of modern biology. So, you think you are better than Darwin, mate?
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:2, Funny)
There are no half-cookies. There are only cookies. Some are small; some are big.
Wow, that just became one of my favorite phrases.
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:3, Funny)
What exactly is a cookie molecule ?
It's CO2KI. A carbon atom, two oxygen atoms, one potassium, and iodine. There's an extra 'e' added to its common name in English.
Statement from CAIR: (Score:2, Funny)
Dupe of posts (Score:1, Funny)
Sing to the tune of "Duke of Earl"
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Dupe of Posts
And you, you are my post
And no one will read you, oh no
Yes, I'm gonna post you
Come on let me post you again
'Cause I'm the Dupe of Posts
And when I post you
You will annoy readers, readers of posts
We'll walk through my Dupedom
And the harassment we will share
Yes, oh, I
I'm gonna post you
Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I'm the Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
Dupe, Dupe, Dupe of Posts
I'm gonna post you
Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I'm the Dupe of Posts
Re:So now it's four pieces? (Score:3, Funny)
I can't believe Africa just got compared to a cookie--for an entire thread, no less.
So I have to ask now, what kind of cookie is it? And is it crisp or soft?