Hawking Expecting To Make Full Recovery

explosivejared writes "Yesterday we discussed the medical scare that physicist Stephen Hawking was going through. Happily, his website has posted a succinct statement that he is being kept for observation, but he is comfortable and expecting a full recovery."

Full Recovery?

[dsginter]

Are any of us expected to make a full recovery?

Life is the leading cause of death, ya know.

They finally checked on him

[jbeaupre]

Until then, it was 50-50. But as soon as the doctors observed him, the state of his health collapsed to one state: full recovery.

Re:Full recovery?

[Qzukk]

So he's going to be up and out of that wheelchair in no time, eh?

The brain transplant went well.

Re:They finally checked on him

[idontgno]

Actually, Hawking's observed photon trace virtualized into a Hawking-antiHawking pair. AntiHawking fell into a black hole, and we're recovering Hawking.

Obviously he will recover

[wowbagger]

Obviously Dr. Hawking will recover - he has not yet found a full Grand Unified Theory integrating quantum mechanics and gravity. That's the deal he made with Death - he gets to have that theory published before he dies.

A much better gambit than challenging The Grim Reaper to chess. Or Twister, even.

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Seriously - get well soon sir, and keep on thinking free.

Re:They finally checked on him

[Chris Burke]

AntiHawking fell into a black hole, and we're recovering Hawking.

Wait a minute... Stephen Hawking didn't used to have a goatee... We saved the wrong one!

Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons

[Bemopolis]

GP had it right. Snide evolutionists don't bother asking such questions of Hawking. Since he's, you know, not a biologist.

Re:Cannot be killed by conventional weapons

[publiclurker]

I'd say skilled is not a word usually used when referring to creationists. While they always try to use trickery and deceit, they are rarely skilled at it.

Living, is a very dangerous activity . . .

[PolygamousRanchKid]

. . . no one has been able to survive it yet.

Re:Full Recovery?

[Anonymous Coward]

Why don't they just turn him off and back on again. That usually fixes it.