Asthma Risk Linked To Early TV Viewing 266
Ponca City, We love you writes "The number of children with asthma has been rising for many years. About 1 in 10 children in the UK develop asthma, compared with about 1 in 25 in the 1960s. The reason for this isn't clear, although several theories have been put forward such as keeping our homes cleaner, and having central heating and more soft furnishings where house dust mites can multiply. Now based on more than 3,000 children whose respiratory health was tracked from birth to 11.5 years of age, researchers have found a new correlation with young children who spend more than two hours glued to the TV every day doubling their subsequent risk of developing asthma. 'This study has shown for the first time a positive association between increased duration of reported TV viewing in early childhood and the development of asthma by 11.5 years of age in children with no symptoms of asthma in early childhood,' said the researchers, led by A. Sherriff, from the University of Glasgow. It's not clear exactly how sedentary behaviors like television watching are tied to asthma, but there is some evidence to suggest exercise and deep breaths that come with it stretch the smooth muscles in the airways, while lack of exercise may make the lungs overly sensitive. The results add asthma to a catalog of undesirable outcomes, including obesity, diabetes, smoking, and promiscuity, tied to TV viewing."
Promiscuity (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Promiscuity (Score:4, Funny)
Just my thought.
I should have watched more TV as a child. Damn.
Breathing causes Asthma (Score:5, Funny)
Bollocks. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm filthy stinking rich and have a REALLY nice sports car.
You know, most of the filthy rich sports car owners I know:
1) Don't sit round big noting themselves on Slashdot.
2) Don't refer to their sports car as a "really nice sports car", but rather something more specific like "a 1967 Jaguar E-type coupe".
I am prepared to believe that you're a smoker & obese.
Re:Promiscuity (Score:5, Funny)
For an 11-year-old? Um... ok, if you say so.
Re:Correlation vs. Causation (Score:4, Funny)
So you took the same course as this guy?
http://www.xkcd.com/552/ [xkcd.com]
Re:You're close to the answer ... (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Just unproductive (Score:5, Funny)
If you really need to ask this question, you are truly a Slashdotter.