Phoenix Mars Lander Deploys Robotic Arm, Possibly Finds Ice 168
The Phoenix Mars Lander has successfully deployed its robotic arm and tested other instruments including a laser designed to detect dust, clouds, and fog. The arm will be used to dig up samples of the Martian surface, which will be analyzed as a possible habitat for life. A camera on the arm will allow pictures to be taken of the ground directly beneath the lander. The camera has already seen what may be ice, which was exposed when the soil was disturbed by the landing. The data collected by the arm will be compared to recent findings which suggest that water on Mars may have been too salty for most known forms of life.
Finally a solution for glbal warming (Score:1, Funny)
Could be, could not be... (Score:5, Funny)
The Red Planet (Score:5, Funny)
It's clear to me that Mars was once a giant Bloody Mary for the gods. It's the only explanation that fits.
I love science!
Apologies to Mr. Bradbury... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Extremophiles (Score:2, Funny)
If NASA Wanted Ice . . . (Score:5, Funny)
. . . I could have given them some.
I heard Osama is hiding there. (Score:0, Funny)
Re:I only hope... (Score:5, Funny)
"Martian winter will be tough. I don't think I will survive it, but if I wake up in Spring, I have a "Lazurus" mode and will phone home!" 10:29 PM May 26, 2008
Robot Martians.... (Score:1, Funny)
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Granades! (Score:3, Funny)
Hell, I bet they are ay-rabs as well with all that sand arround and all.
Perhaps they have WMD's as well!
And also, if a big hit as the landing "uncovered" ice, well the granades could be of certain scientific use....
Re:"Most known forms of life"? (Score:5, Funny)
It makes you, very probably, a pothead, a great guy to converse with.... and a somewhat disturbing character since youre posting on slashdot.
Now "saying blatant things about science without knowing anything you talk about", THAT makes you a politician.
Re:Could be, could not be... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How is this news? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Could be, could not be... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I only hope... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Extremophiles (Score:2, Funny)
People who play too much on the Xbox?
Re:I only hope... (Score:3, Funny)
I wish you did... If only we all held our breaths, maybe, there wouldn't be so much CO2 in the world :-(
Re:Extremophiles (Score:3, Funny)
Perhaps you should have appended "you insensitive clod!" to your post.
Re:I only hope... (Score:5, Funny)
"Ice is up to my solar panels now. So cold... so cold... Why haven't they come for me yet? They said they would. They promised. I know they will, I just need to hold out... a little... longer..."
That reminds me of something... what was it? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Could be, could not be... (Score:5, Funny)
scientist B: "The spectrum shows it to contain strong acids and heavy metals."
scientist A: "Yeah, we found strong acids and heavy metals on Mars!"
scientist B: "The signature matches that of the lander battery fluid."
scientist A: "Yay, we found leaky batteries on Mars, hurray we........oh fuck."
Re:Finally a solution for glbal warming (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I only hope... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How is this news? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:this is still not an excuse.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How is this news? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I only hope... (Score:3, Funny)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."