Open Source 'Sage' Takes Aim at High End Math Software 360
coondoggie writes "A new open source mathematics program is looking to push aside commercial software commonly used in mathematics education, in large government laboratories and in math-intensive research. The program's backers say the software, called Sage, can do anything from mapping a 12-dimensional object to calculating rainfall patterns under global warming."
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12 dimensions... (Score:3, Funny)
Questions from evil mastermind (Score:5, Funny)
I was wondering if the license of this software will allow me to achieve my goals without giving up my principles and secrets?
Pretty Graphs (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Questions from evil mastermind (Score:5, Funny)
I was wondering if the license of this software will allow me to achieve my goals without giving up my principles and secrets?
Regrettably in this release, SAGE is somewhat limited and would not meet your goals. Due to some unforeseen limitations, it can only run in Baby Mulching Machines at the moment. However, I believe the next release has worked out these little kinks.
Re:Go straight to the source (Score:2, Funny)
What SAGE cannot do is.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Questions from evil mastermind (Score:5, Funny)
Mulching is one of the simplest and most beneficial things you can do for your home garden. As mulches slowly decompose, they provide organic matter which helps keep the soil loose. This improves root growth, increases the infiltration of water, and also improves the water-holding capacity of the soil.
As any parent can tell you, babies are an excellent source of organic material.
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Kittens are dangerous enough already!! (Score:2, Funny)
Sources and further reading: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten#Kitten_Feeding_Behaviour [uncyclopedia.org]
Re:FLOSS misses the point again (Score:1, Funny)
Here at the Discovery Institute [discovery.org], we've been doing some research into the age of the earth. Unfortunately, the current commercial analysis packages all give answers in the neighborhood of 4 billion years. With Sage, we should be able to tweak the code so as to give us a answer more in line with reason. Say about 6000 years.
Re:another one bites the dust (Score:3, Funny)
Houston, we got a problem here
"What is it Orion-3?"
We're trying to decelerate for lunar orbital insertion but when we try to fire the thrusters, a little box pops up that says "Null pointer dereference at 0x00045fe3342a"
"Wait, I'll check Sourceforge"
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"Nope, looks like that's a new one. I submitted it through Bugzilla and changed the priority to '9'..."
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On that qualification. Thank you I'll be here all night.
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