Better Nuclear Waste Storage Plans than Yucca Mountain 466
NuclearRampage writes "Technology Review has an in-depth article about A New Vision for Nuclear Waste based on the premise that 'storing nuclear waste underground at Yucca Mountain for 100,000 years is a terrible idea.' The article looks at the current DOE plans for Yucca, its shortcomings and what temporary solutions we have to use while a better permanent plan is formulated."
What happens in Yucca mountain stays in Yucca Mtn (Score:5, Funny)
Monster Island (Score:3, Funny)
And for the software industry to celebrate this disaster with a name like "MoZILLA" is insulting.
Re:No, ignoring it won't make it go away (Score:5, Funny)
we'll have genetically engineered winged monkeys who will fly all our nuclear waste into outer space.
Those won't work, the wings are useless in space. We have to wait for the genetically engineered monkeys with liquid oxygen and fuel tanks. That'll be another few hundred years.
Re:No, ignoring it won't make it go away (Score:2, Funny)
But the extra radiation is sure to net us some mutated super geniuses!
What I want to know (Score:4, Funny)
Re:blow it up (Score:3, Funny)
Send it to the core... (Score:2, Funny)
But drilling holes that release hot magma generally isn't a good idea.
Re:Everyone is so negative (Score:3, Funny)
There is a solution for further energy extraction!
now, back to hiding under my bridge, where sanity still exists!
-Troll
Kill 2 birds with one stone (Score:2, Funny)
(disclaimer: I didnt make this up, but I cant find where I originally saw it)
Spread the nuclear waste over the rainforest and other protected wildlife areas.
1. Solves the nuclear waste problem.
2. Keeps people out of the protected wildlife areas.
Perfect example of "thinking outside the box".
Re:Everyone is so negative (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No, ignoring it won't make it go away (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, diarrhea will do...