I spent all my money over the last 6 months on alcohol and parties, secure in the knowledge that the world would come to an end this October when the LHC came up to full power.
This is unacceptable. I demand they destroy the world now.
Don't worry... what they didn't report was the cause of the leak -- and why no matter how much caulk they put over it the hole just won't go away. In fact, it seems to grow with every attempt to seal it.
I spent all my money over the last 6 months on alcohol and parties, secure in the knowledge that the world would come to an end this October when the LHC came up to full power.
Yeah me too. You'd think I would have learned my lesson when I did the same thing in late 1999 preparing for Y2K...
Now what do I do? (Score:5, Funny)
This is unacceptable. I demand they destroy the world now.
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Now what do I do? (Score:5, Funny)
...spent all my money...secure in the knowledge that the world would come to an end this October
Yeah, you and all the banks!
Re: (Score:2)
Don't worry... what they didn't report was the cause of the leak -- and why no matter how much caulk they put over it the hole just won't go away. In fact, it seems to grow with every attempt to seal it.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
This reminds me of a friend of mine, who on his deathbed told me:
All my life, I spent 90% of my money on hookers and alcohol.. and I wasted the other 10%.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2, Interesting)
Given the recent stock crisis, that was probably the best thing you could have done with your money anyway.
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
I spent all my money over the last 6 months on alcohol and parties, secure in the knowledge that the world would come to an end this October when the LHC came up to full power.
Yeah me too. You'd think I would have learned my lesson when I did the same thing in late 1999 preparing for Y2K...