My Very Energetic MOther Just Served Us Nine Pizzas Quickly/Quietly/Quantumly/Quaintly/....
Um, well it doen't solve the problem of 10 planets, but on the other hand we could leave it as "Nine". Just imagine our grandchildren will tell their children that the "Nine" is an artifact of history when people thought there were only nine planets in the Solar System...
How about My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Numerous Pizzas Quickly. Then we no longer have the scalability problem.
Or the one from Robert Heinlein's novel Have Spacesuit Will Travel, 'Mother Very Thoughtfully Made A Jelly Sandwich Under No Protest'. Append ', Quickly' and you've got it covered, as well as getting the asteroids in between Mars and Jupiter. It does refer to Earth as 'Terra', though, which may confuse people.
Just imagine our grandchildren will tell their children that the "Nine" is an artifact of history when people thought there were only nine planets in the Solar System...
"... Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,..."
Oops, make that Ten. Imagine our granchildren telling their children about the time in history when the Nine became Ten.
(oof, no sleep and something something make matt unfunny. unfunnier. whatever.)
Mind you, that's assuming that it's classified as a major planet. Since Pluto is twice the diameter and was possibly going to be reclassified as a planetoid (does anyone know the status of this?), I doubt that will happen.
MVEMJSUNP (Score:5, Funny)
ahh damn now what are we supposed to use to remember the planet order
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:5, Funny)
Um, well it doen't solve the problem of 10 planets, but on the other hand we could leave it as "Nine". Just imagine our grandchildren will tell their children that the "Nine" is an artifact of history when people thought there were only nine planets in the Solar System...
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:4, Funny)
How about My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Numerous Pizzas Quickly. Then we no longer have the scalability problem.
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1)
Or the one from Robert Heinlein's novel Have Spacesuit Will Travel, 'Mother Very Thoughtfully Made A Jelly Sandwich Under No Protest'. Append ', Quickly' and you've got it covered, as well as getting the asteroids in between Mars and Jupiter. It does refer to Earth as 'Terra', though, which may confuse people.
N Pizzas. (Score:1)
My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us N Pizzas.
Re:N Pizzas. (Score:1)
I like that one even better.
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1)
Re:MVEMJSUNP [ob Tolkein] (Score:1)
Oops, make that Ten. Imagine our granchildren telling their children about the time in history when the Nine became Ten.
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1)
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1)
Mind you, that's assuming that it's classified as a major planet. Since Pluto is twice the diameter and was possibly going to be reclassified as a planetoid (does anyone know the status of this?), I doubt that will happen.
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1)
She is energetic...and would naturally serve them quickly.
no no no it goes like this: (Score:1)
My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Potato Quiches
take that!
Quickly (duh) (Score:2)
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1)
But I don't know how much longer she can keep this up.
Ben
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1, Funny)
Mein Vater erklärt mir jeden Sonntag unsere neun Planeten, Quatsch!
Re:MVEMJSUNP (Score:1)
Many Very Educated Men Just Saw Uppermost New Planet: Quaoar.