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Next time that lazy hack should take a few more days and get it right. It's not like he had a manager breathing down his neck who had a deadline to meet.
Emmm.. for feck's sake - have you even read the stories?
* God created Mary without Original Sin. The only human since Eve. (Do you really think that was God's choice?)
* Jesus turned water into wine for a friend's party just to get her off his back.
* She was assumed into heaven. Even Jesus had to ascend on his own.
* Her son was a literal god.
O_O
Sure if that's not the portrait of the stereotypical Jewish Mother, I don't know what is!
(I know this could be read as offensive in roughly 50 different ways. I mean
She was the proverbial Jewish mom. She thought her son is god and her son though she's a virgin.
Plus, she probably kept nagging how every woman isn't good enough for him that he was still a bachelor at 33.
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God fucked up 6,000 years ago (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:God fucked up 6,000 years ago (Score:2)
Next time that lazy hack should take a few more days and get it right. It's not like he had a manager breathing down his neck who had a deadline to meet.
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Emmm.. for feck's sake - have you even read the stories?
* God created Mary without Original Sin. The only human since Eve. (Do you really think that was God's choice?)
* Jesus turned water into wine for a friend's party just to get her off his back.
* She was assumed into heaven. Even Jesus had to ascend on his own.
* Her son was a literal god.
O_O
Sure if that's not the portrait of the stereotypical Jewish Mother, I don't know what is!
(I know this could be read as offensive in roughly 50 different ways. I mean
Re: (Score:2)
She was the proverbial Jewish mom. She thought her son is god and her son though she's a virgin.
Plus, she probably kept nagging how every woman isn't good enough for him that he was still a bachelor at 33.