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Comments: 2 +-   Wii fit? Too much work! Pill offers up bitchin bod on Friday August 01 2008, @12:54AM aztektum

Submitted by aztektum on Friday August 01 2008, @12:54AM
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aztektum writes "Nerds and couch potatoes feel free to *remain* seated. Thanks to the marvels of modern science, soon you may need simply pop a pill (or 2) to tone and shape what would naturally be a flabby, unsightly butt. FTFA: In a series of startling experiments in mice, the drugs improved the ability of cells to burn fat and retain muscle mass, and they substantially prolonged endurance during exercise. "Juicing" in pro-sports and encouraging a life of general laziness aside, one of the first useful applications that came to my mind: Could this help astronauts overcome the loss of muscle mass while in space?"
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  • Will this let me buff up without needing to do any exercise?
  • I really do doubt this pill though, cause there MUST be some sort of side effect, like what if you already do exercise a bunch and have to fat to burn, then what? Do you have any information on how it works, cause this sounds interesting ^^! And if it really does work like how you explained it, then yeah! this could help astronauts!
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